The St_Eddie Show (Pending Better Title)
Here it is, the monumental launch of the appallingly titled "The Davies Show".
I'd love it if you'd take the time to have a gander and give me some feedback. I hope you enjoy...
P.S. Please excuse any sweat patches. It's been especially hot this past week in the UK.
I'd love it if you'd take the time to have a gander and give me some feedback. I hope you enjoy...
P.S. Please excuse any sweat patches. It's been especially hot this past week in the UK.
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The first couple of entries in my Alien retrospective series...
Aliens (James Cameron, 1986)
... That'll probably be the last upload for a month or so but I shall finish my Alien Retrospective in the future. Until then, please leave any thoughts and/or constructive criticism.
The next few upcoming reviews in this retrospective are for the crappy installments in the franchise. Those videos should be lot more entertaining because I'll basically be bitching about the movies.
Cheers.
And just to show how knowing how things works ruins the mystery behind it, all I could think of during the chili video was how "spicy" is not a flavor detected by your taste buds. It's actually a combination of signals from your pain receptors and heat receptors...which is probably already too much information.
But good start, in any case. Though I might recommend using a few clips from whatever you're reviewing so that people who haven't experienced said media (like me) can understand what's going on.
Woah, it was just a video of an idiot being stupid.
That's actually the plan. Basically, I have to record any footage at my parents place but I'm going back home tomorrow so I'll update my videos with pictures and clips via my professional video editing software. Things are going to get much more slick in the future. I was using this initial batch of videos as a test for the basics of talking into camera.
Hopefully, people found my style entertaining enough but I would like to inject more humour into future productions, as well as adding post-production elements. All of which should make for a better product... I hope!
At the moment, I'm studying neurobiology, so I can't do ANYTHING without thinking of how the signal transmits to the brain and through what receptors.
Okay, cool. As far as talking into the camera you've got that down pretty well. Now just make a Masterpiece Theater opening where you sit in an overstuffed armchair next to the fireplace, wearing a smoking jacket with a pipe and a monocle and you'll be golden.
Not a bad idea for an opening to a video actually. I might keep an eye out for any suitable props in my local charity shop. Speaking of which, I'm currently looking to buy a fluffy toy / puppet of a cockerel...
Furthermore, in my quest to come up with a decent title for my show, I'm considering "One Man and His Cock". Any other suggestions are welcome.
You could also use a weather vane to make a shadow puppet to talk to. It's the budget way! But I'm sure that there's a puppet out there, just waiting for you to come and stick your hand up it's--uh...never mind.
Brilliant! <--reaction, not a suggestion.
Fixed!
Seeming I'm outside your house, seeing in through the window; I can see you, seeing yourself watching it. See?
Ohhhhhhh!! You are SUCH a smartarse Mortis!!
I should hope so. After all, I learned a great many techniques in the art of eloquence from Cockerel.
The world would be a boring place if we all agreed about everything all of the time. Although, I suppose there would be no more wars or death in general... meh, I'll take "no boredom" over "world peace" any day of the week.
As opposed to with your nose?! Just be sure to listen with your elbow ears as well.
You don't even wanna know where I talk from.
Yay! That was a compliment, right? No! Don't answer that. I'd like to be left with my delusions of grandeur.
... coming to the BBC this fall.
... BBC stands for British Bloke and Cockerel.
Methinks you need a theme tune...
Methinks I do...
Here's the title card:
It doesn't even look like me, harumph! I'm far more hideous than that!
Also, what does the "Yesterday Show" mean?!
Having said that, the sun is a nice touch. The webcam I used wasn't very flattering to the right side of my sun bathed face. Also, the weird legs are funny; I know what you're getting at. But still...
Oh, sorry I forgot you were British. It's a reference to an American show called The Today Show. How about, The Cool Show That is Cool and Stuff: starring Davies
You think you've met your match?! Please do try your best, I find it most must amusing. Struggle and squirm, as you might; I shall always put up a fight!
You complete and utter shite.
???
When the guy who draws the freakiest MSPaint drawings in the whole world is confused; you know that you're fucked!
Not at all my friend. I just like to push the coventions of polite society. Basically, I'm one rude mother fucker!
Is that like, positive discrimination or something?!
I'm aimings towards late November, which may seem a bit late but it's going to be a fully produced episode, in the vein of AVGN and such like.
After much consideration (well, 5 minutes at least), I have decided upon the title of "One Man and His Cock".
Sure thing sweetie pie. I'll be sure to make you a piping hot mug of coco as well.
You may be pleased to hear that Cockerel shall be telling the tale of how he came to be and his first encounter with Mr. Clayton. I guess that's a fairy tale of sorts.
Of course Wolfy old boy, there's no need to ask for permission.;)
Except funny and good?
Ooohhh... zing!
Oooh bedtime stories!