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Jurassic Park in real life?

bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
edited November 2011 in Jurassic Park
what would you guys do if there was actually those islands in real life, would you find a way to get to them or try to avoid them? Also what would you bring along with you besides a gun?

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  • sniperwar10sniperwar10
    edited November 2011
    flares, food, candy, waterbottle, backpack to put stuff in.
  • SWGNATESWGNATE
    edited November 2011
    sniperwar10 wrote: »
    flares, food, candy, waterbottle, backpack to put stuff in.
    I would throw nedry to the raptors and apply for a job as a diver lol
  • RaventheBlackRaventheBlack
    edited November 2011
    Assuming theres no electricty and the islands have been abandoned by humans for awhile its a safe bet most people who go there are gonna find themselves to be the bottem of the foodchain,it's no longer our world it's theres,no preparation will be quite appropriate for what you discover.

    You need special equipment if your gonna hijack some dna and eggs and your gonna need more then just yourself,so if i was crazy or stupid enough to go onto that no mans land aside from vehichles,food,radios,lifeboats,fences,the number 1 thing most important more then anything is a handpicked select team of people for the job,at least 10-15
  • nanotyranonanotyrano
    edited November 2011
    I would reboot the system and take the tour! Yay!
    Then I would try to find Nedry's body. Don't know why.
  • RAnthonyMahanRAnthonyMahan
    edited November 2011
    nanotyrano wrote: »
    I would reboot the system and take the tour! Yay!
    Then I would try to find Nedry's body. Don't know why.

    Wayne Knight takes over 800 years to fully biodegrade.
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    i would send a tranquilizing team shoot the smallest and friendliest dinosaurs and bring home as my pet, i would take at least a week to do this, also bring a elephant rifle with me and some Semtex gernades for the big unfriendly creatures like the t-rex or spino, bring some food, and water of course :)
  • SWGNATESWGNATE
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    i would send a tranquilizing team shoot the smallest and friendliest dinosaurs and bring home as my pet, i would take at least a week to do this, also bring a elephant rifle with me and some semtex gernades for the big unfriendly creatures like the t-rex or spino, bring some food, and water of course :)

    trex head on wall = bamf
  • nanotyranonanotyrano
    edited November 2011
    SWGNATE wrote: »
    trex head on wall = bamf
    Now that would be a good trophy! :D
  • julesimanerdjulesimanerd
    edited November 2011
    i would avoid it at all costs, dinosaurs are my biggest fear.
    No force on Earth or Heaven, would get me on that island. hahaha
  • TheLlamaMasterTheLlamaMaster
    edited November 2011
    julesimanerd wrote: »
    i would avoid it at all costs, dinosaurs are my biggest fear.
    No force on Earth or Heaven, would get me on that island. hahaha

    "Jules? Jules wake up! Did you fall asleep during the flight. Oh... hehe well, sorry to wake you... but we kinda took a detour to this island called Isla Nublar. We've landed the plane on a semi-unfinished track and we're all sorta exploring a little... Wanna join?"

    Jules: "You told me we were just gonna pass by! You told me I didn't even have to look! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!"

    lol

    Sorry Jules, just had to make the slight reference to JP3. Back to the question at hand...

    I'm pretty sure I'd wanna do a helicopter preview of the island (only from over the ocean of course), but then again maybe not. I'd be terrified the whole time thinking the helicopter would break down. You know, I think I'll just check out some other guy's video who videotaped it and put it on YouTube.;)
  • julesimanerdjulesimanerd
    edited November 2011
    TheLlamaMaster wrote: »
    "Jules? Jules wake up! Did you fall asleep during the flight. Oh... hehe well, sorry to wake you... but we kinda took a detour to this island called Isla Nublar. We've landed the plane on a semi-unfinished track and we're all sorta exploring a little... Wanna join?"

    Jules: "You told me we were just gonna pass by! You told me I didn't even have to look! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!"

    lol

    Sorry Jules, just had to make the slight reference to JP3. Back to the question at hand...

    I'm pretty sure I'd wanna do a helicopter preview of the island (only from over the ocean of course), but then again maybe not. I'd be terrified the whole time thinking the helicopter would break down. You know, I think I'll just check out some other guy's video who videotaped it and put it on YouTube.;)


    i couldn't stop laughing hahahaha
  • Shadowknight1Shadowknight1
    edited November 2011
    I'd be the crazy mo-fo that'd try to domesticate a raptor or rex. Imagine riding to work on the back of a Tyrannosaur.
  • MattheiusMattheius
    edited November 2011
    The only one that can survive on the island is Bear Grylls

    but only if he can eat some prehistoric bugs
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    Mattheius wrote: »
    The only one that can survive on the island is Bear Grylls

    but only if he can eat some prehistoric bugs

    oh yeah Bear Grylls, that would be a tough one for him, even though he has been through alot, i want to see him go through isla sorna and take the challenge, it would be cool, if those islands did exist, and he went over there and did that anyways
  • Romeosierra616Romeosierra616
    edited November 2011
    I'd get a job on the island, assuming the incident hasn't happened yet.
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    Romeosierra616 wrote: »
    I'd get a job on the island, assuming the incident hasn't happened yet.

    keep an eye on dennis nedry so he doesnt shut off the power:)
  • Romeosierra616Romeosierra616
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    keep an eye on dennis nedry so he doesnt shut off the power:)

    Nedry? he seems pretty harmless, although he does seem a little fed up with the company, I doubt he'd ever turn off the power...or steal embryos... :rolleyes:
  • IcedhopeIcedhope
    edited November 2011
    Honestly...I would stay away from a real Jurassic Park...at least for a decade or more until they can understand the animals better and not just base their actions on assumptions.
  • spikesboyspikesboy
    edited November 2011
    id work there on the medical staff lets be honest they are gonna need a hospital or medical centre there to deal with all the casualties
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    spikesboy wrote: »
    id work there on the medical staff lets be honest they are gonna need a hospital or medical centre there to deal with all the casualties

    remake jurassic park with todays security measures, we have better security nowadays then in the movie anyways, also take at least 10 years to understand their environments, and how they eat and everything, or just watch site b, go in and put in top notch wireless cameras that goes from the satellite and see how they survive, then rebuild the park. Then temper around with the dna, see if you cant make a t-rex that dont attack humans, and sell them for pets! since how in the novel they were going to sell minature dinosaurs as pets for little kids!:)
  • Romeosierra616Romeosierra616
    edited November 2011
    spikesboy wrote: »
    id work there on the medical staff lets be honest they are gonna need a hospital or medical centre there to deal with all the casualties

    Dude, do you realize how much money you'll make haha?:D
  • HumanToastHumanToast
    edited November 2011
    The only sensible answer is to bring a team of scientists to the island to study the species first hand. On any expedition there would be guilds that would know how to use a weapon and who would put a hack like Bear Grylls to shame.
  • Romeosierra616Romeosierra616
    edited November 2011
    But would they drink there own urine?
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