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coolsomecoolsome
edited December 2011 in General Chat
How did the 3 wise men escape the chasing dinosaur? Also if dinosaurs where alive when Jesus was around what killed the dinosaurs..Did Jesus kill them!?

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  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited November 2011
    Well Dinosaur's ARE Jesus' ponies.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited November 2011
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2011
    Irishmile wrote: »
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHGHkGmOmD4

    I saw (bits of) that movie on Nostalgia Critic today.
  • WoodsyblueWoodsyblue
    edited November 2011
    I'm pretty sure Raptor Jesus is stalking the three wise men in the name of Raptor God.
  • der_ketzerder_ketzer
    edited November 2011
    Just click the banner. They sacrificed the Asian one and got a cheap replacement from the slave market.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2011
    der_ketzer wrote: »
    Just click the banner. They sacrificed the Asian one and got a cheap replacement from the slave market.

    That's gotta be the most hilarious thing that most people won't get to see. Seriously guys, click on the banner.

    CLICK IT...
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    scientific, well dinos werent alive when jesus was around, jesus was born 6 BC and died 4 BCE, which BC would be more into phrestoric predators like the mammoth or the sabre tooth, dinosaurs lived before man kind, the time when god was probably around, i just gave the more scientific example, and please dont make fun of jesus in anymore of these threads please and thank you
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    please dont make fun of jesus in anymore
    of these threads please and thank you

    I don't recall making fun of him in this thread.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    scientific, well dinos werent alive when jesus was around, jesus was born 6 BC and died 4 BCE, which BC would be more into phrestoric predators like the mammoth or the sabre tooth, dinosaurs lived before man kind, the time when god was probably around, i just gave the more scientific example, and please dont make fun of jesus in anymore of these threads please and thank you

    Lol science and religion... Good times.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    scientific, well dinos werent alive when jesus was around, jesus was born 6 BC and died 4 BCE, which BC would be more into phrestoric predators like the mammoth or the sabre tooth, dinosaurs lived before man kind, the time when god was probably around, i just gave the more scientific example, and please dont make fun of jesus in anymore of these threads please and thank you

    Technically, there weren't any dinosaurs in 1994 either, but then we have Jurassic Park. Absolutely nothing wrong with anachronism for the sake of a joke.
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    scientific, well dinos werent alive when jesus was around, jesus was born 6 BC and died 4 BCE, which BC would be more into phrestoric predators like the mammoth or the sabre tooth

    What. By this estimate, Jesus was like ten years old when he died.

    Also, prehistoric predators like the mammoth and the sabre tooth cat died out thousands of years before Jesus. Just FYI.
  • IrishmileIrishmile
    edited November 2011
    What? So Jesus didn't know Fred Flintstone?
  • AlcoremortisAlcoremortis
    edited November 2011
    I just noticed another inconsistency and feel really stupid about it.
    jesus was born 6 BC and died 4 BCE

    BC stands for Before Christ. BCE stands for Before Common Era. Both are in reference to the exact same start date. So by your calculations, Jesus was two years old when he died. I call stercus tauri.
  • ScnewScnew
    edited November 2011
    bloodkiller630 wrote: »
    dinosaurs lived before man kind, the time when god was probably around

    This may be my favorite thing I've ever read.
  • MusicallyInspiredMusicallyInspired
    edited November 2011
    http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/336216/484985.jpg
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited November 2011
    We do not exactly know when this incident took place. The three wise men could have been on their way back from you-know-when.

    But, coolsome, you assume that they all escaped. Have you looked at this page?

    Doesn't look like it. :D

    /edit: Damn, ketzer was a bit faster. ;)
  • FitzoliverJFitzoliverJ
    edited November 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    by your calculations, Jesus was two years old when he died.

    It's worse than that. There was a story earlier this year about a little girl in floods of tears on hearing the Easter story (no, not the one about the rabbit. The one where the guy gets nailed up somewheres to die): "He was only a little baby, he was only born at Christmas!"
  • bloodkiller630bloodkiller630
    edited November 2011
    Alcoremortis wrote: »
    I just noticed another inconsistency and feel really stupid about it.



    BC stands for Before Christ. BCE stands for Before Common Era. Both are in reference to the exact same start date. So by your calculations, Jesus was two years old when he died. I call stercus tauri.

    nah i went on Wikipedia and read don't know if its true or not though? this sounds more right lol 2 BC and 1 AD
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited November 2011
    That would make him three years old when he died.

    Crucifixion%20dark.jpg

    That's one hell of a beard for a three year old.

    I'm going to set you straight on this one. BC means "Before Christ", and AD means "Anno Domini", Latin for "In the Year of Our Lord" (this is why so many people are switching to the convention BCE/CE (Before Common Era/Common Era), to take the religion out of it). This means that the year 1 AD should be the year he was born. According to Wikipedia, he was likely born between 7 BC and 2 BC, and he likely died between 30 AD and 36 AD, which would make him 32 at the youngest and 43 at the oldest when he died.
  • coolsomecoolsome
    edited November 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    That would make him three years old when he died.

    Crucifixion%20dark.jpg

    That's one hell of a beard for a three year old.

    That just shows how much testosterone Jesus had!
  • gamer247gamer247
    edited December 2011
    I miss the old banner :(.
  • GaryCXJkGaryCXJk
    edited December 2011
    Vainamoinen wrote: »
    But, coolsome, you assume that they all escaped. Have you looked at this page?

    Well, obviously that one wasn't really all that wise.
  • WoodsyblueWoodsyblue
    edited December 2011
    gamer247 wrote: »
    I miss the old banner :(.

    I like the current one but that's just because it has the game collection on the side. Something about looking at all the DVD's lined up, even if not in order, is really satisfying.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited December 2011
    Irishmile wrote: »
    Is the Tis the Season banner using a version of the King's Quest font? Or am I just imagining things?

    tistheseason_Forum.jpg
    MusicallyInspired wrote: »
    Yep, that's it. I can't remember what the font is called but that's totally it. Somebody help me here...
    Alex IDV wrote: »
    That was my first thought too.
    Alfonse wrote: »
    I think it's called Vivaldii

    ...
  • MusicallyInspiredMusicallyInspired
    edited December 2011
    What are you 'idling' about?
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited December 2011
    I have to add something other than quotes, but the purpose of that post was to reiterate posts from another relevant thread, not to add to them.

    Putting an ellipsis was the first thing I came up with.
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    I'm personally a fan of the 5x5 pixel transparent image when I need to write a "blank" post.
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    I'm personally a fan of the 5x5 pixel transparent image when I need to write a "blank" post.

    blanktn.png
  • GuruGuru214GuruGuru214
    edited December 2011
    Tomp, you're the reason we can't have nice things.
  • WoodsyblueWoodsyblue
    edited December 2011
    Wait, so you can currently buy every season of Sam & Max for $9.99 each or you can buy the complete set for $39.99? Math has never been my strong suit but I don't think that adds up right, guys :p
  • TomPravetzTomPravetz
    edited December 2011
    GuruGuru214 wrote: »
    Tomp, you're the reason we can't have nice things.

    1x1 pixel. Just to upstage you.
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