Favorite Sam & Max Quote?
My favorite is from Sam & Max 202: Moai Better Blues
Flint Papers:
"Woah kids, you don't want to see Flint Paper's world... I've seen things... *Background pans out* Stay in drugs, don't do school; yada, yada... Just leave the grownups to their business, CAPICHE?"
Flint Papers:
"Woah kids, you don't want to see Flint Paper's world... I've seen things... *Background pans out* Stay in drugs, don't do school; yada, yada... Just leave the grownups to their business, CAPICHE?"
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*Walks up and punches Crfh with a boxing glove*
*Screen Blacks Out*
Max: "'Immense Military Arsenal'...Ha, thats funny."
Sam: "What? Does my Arsenal look big in thses pants?"
And from 'Abe Lincoln Must Die!'
Sam: "'Please Do Not Feed the Submarine'."
Max: "What can you feed a submarine anyway?"
Sam: "Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
And from 'What's New Beelzebub?'
Max: "Let's stay for a while. I wana see how you give a Giant Stone head a lapdance."
"Are you sensing my desire to turn you into a QUIET LITTLE HAND BAG!?"
Max: Sam What language is he speaking? Sam: I think it's Eng-lish Max: (Gasps)
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually it was the commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment
Sam: "Doesn't she know I'm old enough to make my own decisions about getting shot?"
Sam: Quick! Press down on the medulla oblongata! Five bucks says he smells burnt toast!
Max is in drag
Sam: You look just like my Aunt Trudy before they took her cutlery away.
also
Sam: Just the lingering taste of napalm. Otherwise I'm okay, although I can't for the life of me remember the word for orange.
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