I'm would have read what you had to say but I was too busy getting high on pot and being a pussy.
Seriously though, I really should get a gun, then I could be just like you; a charming, tolerant and intelligent wordsmith. Ah sod it, I'll just smoke another joint and continue being a pussy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and shit myself in a corner.
I smoke pot AND shoot guns! Just, er, not at the same time. That's not overly wise, izzit?
Sad but unrelated coincidence: The people with the guns and those smoking pot are not normally overly wise anyway.
I'm in Georgia. I know all about unwise gun owners. I was at an outdoor range once and a couple of bubbas brought a 24 back with their rifles. I put down my AK and turned to them with an "I seriously hope you guys aren't serious" look on my face. They cracked their Coors and went to work on some steel deer silhouettes down range. I finished my magazine and left.
Amazingly, the only time I've ever seen someone shoot high was with my stoner friends. They live in bumblefuck nowhere, yeah? So one of them tokes up and gets this antique shotgun out. Well, he fires at a stump a few paces off of the porch of the house and we all wander out on the porch. He's got this shit eating grin on him and we all sort of shake our heads. It's horrendously unsafe, but I'll be damned if he didn't blast that stump straight to hell.
That being said, High Pants' head spins too much for shooting while smoking green.
Sad but unrelated coincidence: The people with the guns and those smoking pot are not normally overly wise anyway.
Your comment is a generalisation (obviously) but saying that people who smoke pot are not overly wise? Would you say the same about people who like to enjoy a glass of alcohol from time to time? If not, then that's a pretty hypocritical statement to make (assuming that you drink).
Addendum: Unless you were implying that those who get high and then shoot a gun are not overly wise, in which case I agree.
Your comment is a generalisation (obviously) but saying that people who smoke pot are not overly wise? Would you say the same about people who like to enjoy a glass of wine from time to time? If not, then that's a pretty hypocritical statement to make.
I think he means simultaneously. Then again, I think only the nuttiest right winger would call people like Hunter S Thompson "not overly wise." Generalizations.
Hehe. I love those glasses. I don't think that it dissuades apes from attacking people because they view eye contact as a threat. I think that it dissuades apes from attacking people because it makes them look like fucking idiots!
I think that it dissuades apes from attacking people because it makes them look like fucking idiots!
Think about it for a second. You have a steaming turd in your hand, and your intention is to throw it at SOMEBODY. Why WOULDN'T you throw it at the guy who looks like a moron? Is your shit too GOOD for them? =P
Think about it for a second. You have a steaming turd in your hand, and your intention is to throw it at SOMEBODY. Why WOULDN'T you throw it at the guy who looks like a moron? Is your shit too GOOD for them? =P
I think that you just answered your own question there, buddy.
And still I'm surprised a thread like this doesn't get shut down right away... Should we start a thread about prostitution? Or was that illegal in the US? I start losing sight of what's considered right or wrong...
And still I'm surprised a thread like this doesn't get shut down right away... Should we start a thread about prostitution? Or was that illegal in the US? I start losing sight of what's considered right or wrong...
Please. The law has no baring on what's right or wrong, that is entirely up to cultural morality. Personally, I have no problem with prostitution but whatever.
The way I see it, the only bad thing about guns is that they can be used by criminals or governments to kill innocents. However, when used for defense, or to kill truly horrible people - Bin Laden, for example - guns are a good thing. Therefore, there's nothing morally reprehensible about them.
Besides, people die anyway. Are you going to be against alcohol next? I mean, more people die of alcohol related problems than gun crime.
Gun lovers are sick psychopaths. That's all I have to say about this.
Adorable. Since you honestly believe that, allow me to ask you this: what makes you think that? I mean, am I a sick psychopath? Off kilter, sure, but not the next Son of Sam as you seem to suggest. I mean, what's so hideously wrong with wanting to go hunting or defend yourself that you feel the need to call us - all of us ever, apparently - psychopaths?
And still I'm surprised a thread like this doesn't get shut down right away... Should we start a thread about prostitution? Or was that illegal in the US? I start losing sight of what's considered right or wrong...
There are legitimate reasons for having guns, such as hunting wild animals (which aren't farmed for food and aren't available any other way). Where I live, deer hunting is common (through both shotgun and bow hunting, which have separate seasons). Being that my sister's boyfriend and my friend's stepfather are hunters, I have to admit I've become a fan of venison. Although I don't do it myself, I have absolutely no problem with people who hunt for food.
The difference is there are legitimate reasons for having guns, such as deer population control. Where I live, deer hunting is common (through shotgun and bow hunting, which have separate seasons). Being that my sister's boyfriend, and my friend's stepfather are hunters, I have to admit I've become a fan of venison. I don't do it myself, but I have absolutely no problem with people who hunt for food.
Well, those are two different beasts altogether. Hunters are - just like policemen or soldiers - professionals working with weapons.
They're not using them for fun, as "gun enthusiasts" do - and that's where (to me) the psychopathic tendencies start. After all, guns (especially the kind of guns proudly shown in this thread) are built for killing... they aren't built for sports (you could use airguns for that) or for hunting.
stuff (I'll deal with it out of order... or above)
First of all, prostitution was just as an example for a thread that would get locked right away, which I'd find strange as I think of it as much less problematic than firearms.
As said, I have no problem with guns being used by professionals (hence the Bin Laden comparison lacks), but I think private individuals shouldn't have access to weapons. Yeah, "self defense" comes up everytime, but seriously, would you play the "hero" (if you want to call it that) when you're robbed by someone with a gun? Would you actually shoot him? That's not self defense, that's killing someone. Maybe my opinion about this is hugely formed by the country I live in (and vice versa, regarding your own views), but if you're living in an area so dangerous that you have to have a gun to feels safe, maybe moving would be the better choice than being ready to shoot people. And a terrorists example? Really? So all those gun hobbyist are going to protect the world from terrorists? Right, you never know when you might need a gun.
Maybe I'm wrong here, but I always see the image of the "gun enthusiast" loving the feeling of "power" in his hands ("kicks like a mule", oh golly!), and yes, I'll definitely say there's something wrong with him or her. And yes, I'm against excessive use of alcohol as well. A lot of people getting drunk tend to get violent or at least lose some control (and sometimes just a little loss of control causes huge damage)... now imagine those people with guns. And what a weak statement: Of course more people die of alcohol related incidents that of guns, because - luckily - guns aren't as wide spread (and as taken for granted) as alcohol.
That's sort of the point of gun enthusiasts I guess, they enjoy becoming proficient with their weapon, all great hobbies revolve around becoming very skilled at something, guns are no exceptions.
I wouldn't personally own a gun even if it were legal here because having one in the house is a disaster waiting to happen. However i'm sure the vast majority of firearm owners are responsible and keep theirs safely locked up, enjoy becoming adept at using their weapon in a safe environment and pray that they'll never have to use it on someone.
Anyway, I don't need a gun, i'll take on ALL contenders with my goddamned bare hands.
As said, I have no problem with guns being used by professionals (hence the Bin Laden comparison lacks), but I think private individuals shouldn't have access to weapons. Yeah, "self defense" comes up everytime, but seriously, would you play the "hero" (if you want to call it that) when you're robbed by someone with a gun? Would you actually shoot him? That's not self defense, that's killing someone. Maybe my opinion about this is hugely formed by the country I live in (and vice versa, regarding your own views), but if you're living in an area so dangerous that you have to have a gun to feels safe, maybe moving would be the better choice than being ready to shoot people. And a terrorists example? Really? So all those gun hobbyist are going to protect the world from terrorists? Right, you never know when you might need a gun.
I train whenever I can, actually. I'd say that a lot of American shooters are more qualified than some police officers in terms of gun safety and many of us have prior military experience. As most enthusiasts will tell you, safety with your firearms is absolutely paramount.
Further, killing can be self defensive. I mean, I don't think I'd shed a tear if a woman shot a man trying to rape her or a man shot someone trying to murder him. I'm all for innocent people using lethal self defense to prevent their victimization and I've yet to see compelling reason for this to be a bad idea. If you don't want to get shot, don't rape/rob/assault innocent people. Simple.
And of course the firearms enthusiasts won't save the world, but it's a much better and safer place with us in it. Bare in mind that in the United States, they pass far more laws regarding protest and speech rights than they do gun rights. Why is that, you might ask? Because they're afraid of the gun owners. This is how you ward off tyranny.
Maybe I'm wrong here, but I always see the image of the "gun enthusiast" loving the feeling of "power" in his hands ("kicks like a mule", oh golly!), and yes, I'll definitely say there's something wrong with him or her. And yes, I'm against excessive use of alcohol as well. A lot of people getting drunk tend to get violent or at least lose some control (and sometimes just a little loss of control causes huge damage)... now imagine those people with guns. And what a weak statement: Of course more people die of alcohol related incidents that of guns, because - luckily - guns aren't as wide spread (and as taken for granted) as alcohol.
I think you're quite wrong. It's no different from people who love the thrill of a fast car. It's the thrill of experiencing pure, unbridled force and power. Like a stormchaser, in a way. It's certainly not anything "wrong with him or her."
As for alcohol and guns going together, you're going to have a hard time finding a gun owner who drinks and shoots at the same time, and when you do find them, they're the sort of people who'd use a knife or something if they didn't have a gun. Really, I just think you might not know what you're talking about. Try shooting a gun if you ever get the chance. It's pretty fun and you might end up much less hoplophobic.
Spice - I do love a good curry, preferably seven days a week. After-all, a curry a day keeps others away from the toilet, in shared accommodation. Resulting in you getting your own personal toilet. Result! the doctor away.
Pot - Yes. Not the container for holding a plant mind. Although there are a few plant pots in my garden - I can't say that I care for them much.
Masturbation - And lots of it!
Sex - Chance would be a fine thing. I can't even remember the last time that I got jiggy with it. Thinking about it; I probably don't get any sex because I use phrases such as "jiggy with it"! Yes, I'm sure that's the reason... well, that and my acorn sized excuse for a penis. I swear if I don't get laid soon, then my right hand is going to fall off! Yep, constantly and consistently.
Upon reflection, I guess that I really haven't done very much with my life. Maybe I should start setting myself some goals...
... Nah, sod it! When your daily routine consists of eating a curry, taking a toke on a smoke and some seriously rigorous masturbation sex with a beautiful woman... well, what else matters? I'm like a King amongst men; in my castle made of stench, drugs and crusty tissues.
Anyway, I don't need a gun, i'll take on ALL contenders with my goddamned bare hands.
This is somewhat my philosophy. An attacker could potentially take away a weapon and use it on you, but if they try to take away your bare hands, they won't really end up with that much of an advantage.
Though having said that, I'm slightly more of a fan of feet, knees, and elbows.
Sorry about that tirade against you, Comrade Pants. You can now apply it to Laserschwert.
I don't think he's an idiot, just misinformed about the positive side of firearm ownership - possibly due to not being in a culture that accepts them as freely as ours. It's all cultural.
As a side note, can we all just agree that these guys are the best New Vegas faction?
Every gun nut on here - and probably in existence - would join up with the Boomers and we all know it.
I don't think he's an idiot, just misinformed about the positive side of firearm ownership - possibly due to not being in a culture that accepts them as freely as ours. It's all cultural.
As a side note, can we all just agree that these guys are the best New Vegas faction?
Every gun nut on here - and probably in existence - would join up with the Boomers and we all know it.
What does it say about me that I chose the Brotherhood of Steel instead?
I don't think he's an idiot, just misinformed about the positive side of firearm ownership - possibly due to not being in a culture that accepts them as freely as ours. It's all cultural.
I'll assume that's the case. BTW, I wouldn't question your intelligence either, far from that, but the concept of private possession of (lethal) weapons is something I find unethical and totally unnecessary.
If it's just about the fun of firing a weapon at targets, an airgun, paintball gun, or whatever would surely do.
I'll assume that's the case. BTW, I wouldn't question your intelligence either, far from that, but the concept of private possession of (lethal) weapons is something I find unethical and totally unnecessary.
If it's just about the fun of firing a weapon at targets, an airgun, paintball gun, or whatever would surely do.
I've used an air pistol and a real pistol, and I can say using an airgun or paintball gun is no substitution for a real gun.
I took a criminal justice class on pistol operation and safety in college as an elective. I'm by no means a gun affectionado, as I've never fired a gun since. But I'm glad that I did, as I enjoyed it. Like Comrade Pants said, I came out with a new understanding of people who enjoy using guns.
I've used an air pistol and a real pistol, and I can say using an airgun or paintball gun is no substitution for a real gun.
I took a criminal justice class on pistol operation and safety in college as an elective. I'm by no means a gun affectionado, as I've never fired a gun since. But I'm glad that I did, as I enjoyed it. Like Comrade Pants said, I came out with a new understanding of people who enjoy using guns.
This is it, pretty much. Nothing else can really compare to firing an actual firearm if that's the experience you're after, and it happens to be something a lot of us enjoy. There's nothing "psychopathic" about it.
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I smoke pot AND shoot guns! Just, er, not at the same time. That's not overly wise, izzit?
Sad but unrelated coincidence: The people with the guns and those smoking pot are not normally overly wise anyway.
I'm in Georgia. I know all about unwise gun owners. I was at an outdoor range once and a couple of bubbas brought a 24 back with their rifles. I put down my AK and turned to them with an "I seriously hope you guys aren't serious" look on my face. They cracked their Coors and went to work on some steel deer silhouettes down range. I finished my magazine and left.
Amazingly, the only time I've ever seen someone shoot high was with my stoner friends. They live in bumblefuck nowhere, yeah? So one of them tokes up and gets this antique shotgun out. Well, he fires at a stump a few paces off of the porch of the house and we all wander out on the porch. He's got this shit eating grin on him and we all sort of shake our heads. It's horrendously unsafe, but I'll be damned if he didn't blast that stump straight to hell.
That being said, High Pants' head spins too much for shooting while smoking green.
Your comment is a generalisation (obviously) but saying that people who smoke pot are not overly wise? Would you say the same about people who like to enjoy a glass of alcohol from time to time? If not, then that's a pretty hypocritical statement to make (assuming that you drink).
Addendum: Unless you were implying that those who get high and then shoot a gun are not overly wise, in which case I agree.
I think he means simultaneously. Then again, I think only the nuttiest right winger would call people like Hunter S Thompson "not overly wise." Generalizations.
Agreed.
I've amended my original comment to reflect on the possibility that Vainamoinen was referring to those who do both things at once.
And thus, the balance was restored.
Note to self: find out how to turn deactivated guns into novelty bongs. Hell yeah.
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Older than /k/.
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Guns don't kill people, Monkeys do!
Well apes...
Look at them, with their brute strength and lack of morals, and poop slinging madness.
Good thing I was prepared for such an occasion!
The bastards won't see me comi..errr... looking at them...
Hehe. I love those glasses. I don't think that it dissuades apes from attacking people because they view eye contact as a threat. I think that it dissuades apes from attacking people because it makes them look like fucking idiots!
I think that you just answered your own question there, buddy.
Someone looking away is just too damn easy!
And still I'm surprised a thread like this doesn't get shut down right away... Should we start a thread about prostitution? Or was that illegal in the US? I start losing sight of what's considered right or wrong...
Please. The law has no baring on what's right or wrong, that is entirely up to cultural morality. Personally, I have no problem with prostitution but whatever.
The way I see it, the only bad thing about guns is that they can be used by criminals or governments to kill innocents. However, when used for defense, or to kill truly horrible people - Bin Laden, for example - guns are a good thing. Therefore, there's nothing morally reprehensible about them.
Besides, people die anyway. Are you going to be against alcohol next? I mean, more people die of alcohol related problems than gun crime.
Anyway, here's some food for thought:
Anyway, back on subject...
Adorable. Since you honestly believe that, allow me to ask you this: what makes you think that? I mean, am I a sick psychopath? Off kilter, sure, but not the next Son of Sam as you seem to suggest. I mean, what's so hideously wrong with wanting to go hunting or defend yourself that you feel the need to call us - all of us ever, apparently - psychopaths?
They're not using them for fun, as "gun enthusiasts" do - and that's where (to me) the psychopathic tendencies start. After all, guns (especially the kind of guns proudly shown in this thread) are built for killing... they aren't built for sports (you could use airguns for that) or for hunting.
First of all, prostitution was just as an example for a thread that would get locked right away, which I'd find strange as I think of it as much less problematic than firearms.
As said, I have no problem with guns being used by professionals (hence the Bin Laden comparison lacks), but I think private individuals shouldn't have access to weapons. Yeah, "self defense" comes up everytime, but seriously, would you play the "hero" (if you want to call it that) when you're robbed by someone with a gun? Would you actually shoot him? That's not self defense, that's killing someone. Maybe my opinion about this is hugely formed by the country I live in (and vice versa, regarding your own views), but if you're living in an area so dangerous that you have to have a gun to feels safe, maybe moving would be the better choice than being ready to shoot people. And a terrorists example? Really? So all those gun hobbyist are going to protect the world from terrorists? Right, you never know when you might need a gun.
Maybe I'm wrong here, but I always see the image of the "gun enthusiast" loving the feeling of "power" in his hands ("kicks like a mule", oh golly!), and yes, I'll definitely say there's something wrong with him or her. And yes, I'm against excessive use of alcohol as well. A lot of people getting drunk tend to get violent or at least lose some control (and sometimes just a little loss of control causes huge damage)... now imagine those people with guns. And what a weak statement: Of course more people die of alcohol related incidents that of guns, because - luckily - guns aren't as wide spread (and as taken for granted) as alcohol.
Just play an FPS and enjoy that.
That's sort of the point of gun enthusiasts I guess, they enjoy becoming proficient with their weapon, all great hobbies revolve around becoming very skilled at something, guns are no exceptions.
I wouldn't personally own a gun even if it were legal here because having one in the house is a disaster waiting to happen. However i'm sure the vast majority of firearm owners are responsible and keep theirs safely locked up, enjoy becoming adept at using their weapon in a safe environment and pray that they'll never have to use it on someone.
Anyway, I don't need a gun, i'll take on ALL contenders with my goddamned bare hands.
I train whenever I can, actually. I'd say that a lot of American shooters are more qualified than some police officers in terms of gun safety and many of us have prior military experience. As most enthusiasts will tell you, safety with your firearms is absolutely paramount.
Further, killing can be self defensive. I mean, I don't think I'd shed a tear if a woman shot a man trying to rape her or a man shot someone trying to murder him. I'm all for innocent people using lethal self defense to prevent their victimization and I've yet to see compelling reason for this to be a bad idea. If you don't want to get shot, don't rape/rob/assault innocent people. Simple.
And of course the firearms enthusiasts won't save the world, but it's a much better and safer place with us in it. Bare in mind that in the United States, they pass far more laws regarding protest and speech rights than they do gun rights. Why is that, you might ask? Because they're afraid of the gun owners. This is how you ward off tyranny.
I think you're quite wrong. It's no different from people who love the thrill of a fast car. It's the thrill of experiencing pure, unbridled force and power. Like a stormchaser, in a way. It's certainly not anything "wrong with him or her."
As for alcohol and guns going together, you're going to have a hard time finding a gun owner who drinks and shoots at the same time, and when you do find them, they're the sort of people who'd use a knife or something if they didn't have a gun. Really, I just think you might not know what you're talking about. Try shooting a gun if you ever get the chance. It's pretty fun and you might end up much less hoplophobic.
I do, actually. They're pretty lacking compared to actual guns though. It's like spice and pot, or masturbation and sex.
Spice - I do love a good curry, preferably seven days a week. After-all, a curry a day keeps others away from the toilet, in shared accommodation. Resulting in you getting your own personal toilet. Result! the doctor away.
Pot - Yes. Not the container for holding a plant mind. Although there are a few plant pots in my garden - I can't say that I care for them much.
Masturbation - And lots of it!
Sex - Chance would be a fine thing. I can't even remember the last time that I got jiggy with it. Thinking about it; I probably don't get any sex because I use phrases such as "jiggy with it"! Yes, I'm sure that's the reason... well, that and my acorn sized excuse for a penis. I swear if I don't get laid soon, then my right hand is going to fall off! Yep, constantly and consistently.
Upon reflection, I guess that I really haven't done very much with my life. Maybe I should start setting myself some goals...
... Nah, sod it! When your daily routine consists of eating a curry, taking a toke on a smoke and some seriously rigorous masturbation sex with a beautiful woman... well, what else matters? I'm like a King amongst men; in my castle made of stench, drugs and crusty tissues.
This is somewhat my philosophy. An attacker could potentially take away a weapon and use it on you, but if they try to take away your bare hands, they won't really end up with that much of an advantage.
Though having said that, I'm slightly more of a fan of feet, knees, and elbows.
Get Jaws to do it.
Like this?
Er, more like this.
I don't think he's an idiot, just misinformed about the positive side of firearm ownership - possibly due to not being in a culture that accepts them as freely as ours. It's all cultural.
As a side note, can we all just agree that these guys are the best New Vegas faction?
Every gun nut on here - and probably in existence - would join up with the Boomers and we all know it.
What does it say about me that I chose the Brotherhood of Steel instead?
Or should I call them the Brotherhood of Steal?
That you're a lizard, Harry.
This is why we don't link to FunnyJunk. Also, because they're suing TheOatmeal. So fuck those guys.
It's what Google gave me to work with. I'll try changing it to something else.
If it's just about the fun of firing a weapon at targets, an airgun, paintball gun, or whatever would surely do.
I took a criminal justice class on pistol operation and safety in college as an elective. I'm by no means a gun affectionado, as I've never fired a gun since. But I'm glad that I did, as I enjoyed it. Like Comrade Pants said, I came out with a new understanding of people who enjoy using guns.
This is it, pretty much. Nothing else can really compare to firing an actual firearm if that's the experience you're after, and it happens to be something a lot of us enjoy. There's nothing "psychopathic" about it.