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Your weapon of choice if you were Lee

Duck ZombieDuck Zombie
edited June 2012 in The Walking Dead
I always though a louiseville slugger with a bunch of nails sticking out the sweet spot might work well, or a really good hand scyth maybe? He probably should have looked around Hershell's farm a bit more. Grabbed a pitch fork or something? If it was my dream weapon would probably be steam roller
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  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Me and Milo split shifts as knights with these weapons

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  • cow_blandcow_bland
    edited June 2012
    All I would want would be a gun ACR 6.8. Just to decapitate the zombies from far.
  • Duck ZombieDuck Zombie
    edited June 2012
    Guns would gather a lot of Zombies, and probably other bad people. Crowbar would work great, and last longer than my weapon, but what's the other gun? Antigravity?
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Duck Zombie wrote: »
    Guns would gather a lot of Zombies, and probably other bad people. Crowbar would work great, and last longer than my weapon, but what's the other gun? Antigravity?

    Portal Gun
  • ZombiefaceZombieface
    edited June 2012
    I would have kept the hammer that Clem gave me to bash babysitter's head in with. Tyresse in the comic rocked the heck out of a hammer!
  • Gratefully DeadGratefully Dead
    edited June 2012
    Machete. For realz.
  • holeydonutholeydonut
    edited June 2012
    The crossbow that Daryl uses would be sweet.
  • walkerbait00walkerbait00
    edited June 2012
    a really sharp katana and if it was real a lightsaber lol
  • Lars80Lars80
    edited June 2012
    A lightsaber is the best weapon against zombies, obviously.
  • toothiersnowtoothiersnow
    edited June 2012
    Mind bullets.
  • steross1981steross1981
    edited June 2012
    Lawnmower from Braindead......Party's over!!!
  • ruairi46ruairi46
    edited June 2012
    Mace
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Duck Zombie wrote: »
    Guns would gather a lot of Zombies, and probably other bad people. Crowbar would work great, and last longer than my weapon, but what's the other gun? Antigravity?

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    Mine would be these..

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    and a katana :P
  • ommmnomnomnomommmnomnomnom
    edited June 2012
    Go for the classic dead rising style, bowling balls, benches, lawnmowers if im feeling crazy maybe get the parasol out? Realistically though, you want a semi auto carbine,full auto weapons would drain ammo too fast and if a group approached you it'd be too tempting to go Rambo and unleash a lead storm, then you'd just get munched when you realised, shit this isn't call of duty hahaha for melee a shoalin spade is the best, double edged blades on both ends and can be used to dig as well as easily decapitate, so has double usage!
  • JonathanEFearnJonathanEFearn
    edited June 2012
    Claw Hammer. Yeah you have to get close, but most claw hammers are light enough that I can swing one for a good time, even while running mostly flat out. The claw side would make for decent force focusing (for increased pressure).
  • ruairi46ruairi46
    edited June 2012
    JonathanEFearn wrote: »
    Claw Hammer. Yeah you have to get close, but most claw hammers are light enough that I can swing one for a good time, even while running mostly flat out. The claw side would make for decent force focusing (for increased pressure).

    Sound like you've killed before >=o
  • JonathanEFearnJonathanEFearn
    edited June 2012
    ruairi46 wrote: »
    Sound like you've killed before >=o
    They are on to me!

    I've fought with padded weapons. And swing even just two pounds get tiring. We used to play capture the flag with them back in college. Of course the last time I tried, I think I nearly coughed up a lung after 9 minutes. So I would probably turn said claw hammer on myself before too long.

    Better dead than Zed.
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    poor rip torn...
  • TF9 ChambersTF9 Chambers
    edited June 2012
    Id go with a make shift metal spear, aslong as you were straight on just aim at the eye and wait,also good for taking out legs to buy time or jamming in between teeth to save getting bit
  • Lars80Lars80
    edited June 2012
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    That is my weapon. And of course the lightsaber as backup for when i have to refuel.
  • MercMerc
    edited June 2012
    A full sized Claymore. Jack Churchill once said, "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly armed." And I think he knows a little more about fighting zombies than you do pal, because he invented it.

    That, and a 44 revolver. It's a swell piece of weaponry, I wouldn't be worried about it jamming, and let's face it, it looks pretty cool.
  • erg90erg90
    edited June 2012
    A venus fly trap
  • ruairi46ruairi46
    edited June 2012
    erg90 wrote: »
    A venus fly trap

    slightly overkill?
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    venus fly traps are bit small and i reckon having eaten a zombie it would mutate and become a little aggrovated...
  • NinnuendoNinnuendo
    edited June 2012
    I think you need 3

    1 long range and quiet
    1 short range and quiet
    1 multi target

    In terms of long range you want something reusable so any kind of silenced gun is out right away. The crossbow has an advantage in being able to reclaim the arrows providing you're not surrounded but the reload can be a little slow. Still at distance that's not such a concern.
    As for short range, knives can snap, snag or bend. Personally I think you go with a sharpened screwdriver, which obvious has other uses outside of aerating someone's skull.
    For multi-target surrounded scenarios can there really be a better option than a sword? Light and with the ability to take 3 or 4 heads off with each swing.

    And just for the sake of fun, I think having a can of petrol could be enourmously useful. If you're surrounded then splashing a little around, lighting a match and watching the flames spread could clear a large mass of zombies.
  • Isaak971Isaak971
    edited June 2012
    Has everyone forgotten or didn't know you can make a suppressor for most pistols/ .22 and .223 rifles by grabbing a coke bottle (plastic) taping it onto the rifle/pistol barrel and putting insalation foam in it....it gives you 2-5 suppressed shots....easy...very simple to make...very reliable.
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Isaak971 wrote: »
    Has everyone forgotten or didn't know you can make a suppressor for most pistols/ .22 and .223 rifles by grabbing a coke bottle (plastic) taping it onto the rifle/pistol barrel and putting insalation foam in it....it gives you 2-5 suppressed shots....easy...very simple to make...very reliable.

    or a potato / pillow/ cushion/ string bag/

    and it's 'insulation'...;)
  • splattercatsplattercat
    edited June 2012
    The solution for using guns silently has all ready been given to us by another game!
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  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    splattercat wrote: »
    The solution for using guns silently has all ready been given to us by another game!
    catsilencer.jpg

    proof that some counter strike modders are mentally unstable..
  • Lars80Lars80
    edited June 2012
    splattercat wrote: »
    The solution for using guns silently has all ready been given to us by another game!
    catsilencer.jpg

    That would work for one shot maybe. But probably not.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
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    Modders take warning real life is copying you
  • steross1981steross1981
    edited June 2012
    I would probably use Ultima, Bahamut Or maybe Knights of the round ( I could go and make a cup of tea and toast in the meantime then.) :D
  • FunkknuckleFunkknuckle
    edited June 2012
    A nice heavy blade like a machete. You swing wide with a crowbar and miss and you might lose balance, ending up giving the walkers around you a nice butt-crack sandwich to chew on.

    Guns are pointless since you might kill 1 or so, but potentially ringing the din-din bell for a thousand more.;)
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Funkknuckle wrote: »
    A nice heavy blade like a machete. You swing wide with a crowbar and miss and you might lose balance, ending up giving the walkers around you a nice butt-crack sandwich to chew on.

    Guns are pointless since you might kill 1 or so, but potentially ringing the din-din bell for a thousand more.;)

    i haz silencerz...
  • steross1981steross1981
    edited June 2012
    Isaak971 wrote: »
    Has everyone forgotten or didn't know you can make a suppressor for most pistols/ .22 and .223 rifles by grabbing a coke bottle (plastic) taping it onto the rifle/pistol barrel and putting insalation foam in it....it gives you 2-5 suppressed shots....easy...very simple to make...very reliable.

    I just usually tell mine to shh.....:D
  • FunkknuckleFunkknuckle
    edited June 2012
    You could go Bullwhip and revolver like Indiana Jones. :p
  • JonathanEFearnJonathanEFearn
    edited June 2012
    Funkknuckle wrote: »
    You could go Bullwhip and revolver like Indiana Jones. :p
    *Throw a zombie off a blimp* "No pulse."
  • IsterioIsterio
    edited June 2012
    I would like to have a virus that eats the zombies, but has no effect on the living and a way to distribute it globaly. That would be fast, safe, effective and kind of ironic.

    Otherwise I guess some pistols or guns with silencers would also do. And some knife to save bullets. Hm, maybe it's a good idea to take a knife and a stick and make a spear out of it. You could then push it in their brains from a safer distance ... no need to risk very close contact. Hmm hmmm ... okay:

    2 silenced pistols
    1 crossbow
    1 spear
    1 katana
    10 grenades
    10 devices that are small and create a lot of noise


    1 body armor or at least heavy clothing
    1 helmet
    1 pair of protection glasses (against the splattering blood)
    1 pair of gloves
    1 pair of good hiking shoes
  • JonathanEFearnJonathanEFearn
    edited June 2012
    Actually anyone can make decent bite resistant armor by just wrapping yourself in cardboard. Cardboard is one of the strongest materials by weight, provided it stays dry-ish. When coated in duct tape it is good to go. The armor doesn't have to protect you from a zombie dog pile, it mainly has to protect against that surprise zombie behind door #1 or around the corner. Basically something that gives you that extra moment to react.

    That fact is "super riot" armor isn't going to save you from a dog pile. Best case you are just pinned and spend your last few days being tugged in various directions screaming yourself hoarse.

    Climbing gear is probably more useful (and attainable) than some made-for-SyFy-channel zombie hunter kit.
  • ZhombreZhombre
    edited June 2012
    gravity gun from hl2 > zombies

    mmm physics
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