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Episode 2 best quotes/ SPOILERS

CapnJayCapnJay Banned
edited July 2012 in The Walking Dead
Kaatja: Kenny I love that man but sometimes he's dumber then a bag of hammers

Carley: I found some batteries
Lee: Think you can handle those?
Carley: Your never going to let me live that down.


Mark:Calm down Larry I Know your just trying to protect your daughter like lees
protecting Clementine he told me so.
Larry: He Wha....I just need something to eat hunger would make anyone cranky.


CapnJay: I honestly don't think any episode could be darker then 2 i mean they implied they raped and murdered a young girl and resorted to cannibalism it can't get darker then that can it?



Predictions for Episode 3

Queen Clem has a crush on Ben
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  • jangjangchangjangjangchang
    edited June 2012
    "DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME, LEE!"

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Lee, What the fuck do you mean?"

    Lee: What's this thing?
    Duck: Daddy, said it's called a salt lick.
    Clementine: Yeah but don't lick it. It's gross!
    Lee: Did you lick it?
    Clementine:...I don't know...




    From this point it can only get darker. The comics go waaaay worse then this kinda stuff. I know the TV show can't go as bad but the game can. I think it can probably be just as dark as evil as the comic if it wanted too.
  • mathman77mathman77
    edited June 2012
    jangjangchang wrote: »
    Lee: What's this thing?
    Duck: Daddy said it's called a salt lick.
    Clementine: Yeah but don't lick it. It's gross!
    Lee: Did you lick it?
    Clementine:...I don't know...

    This.

    Also, (I forget the lines) the part near the beginning where Ben and Duck are guessing what Clementine drew. It's a CAT, you idiots.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    possibly a cheetah
  • harrisonpinkharrisonpink Telltale Alumni
    edited June 2012
    Lee: What's this thing?
    Duck: Daddy, said it's called a salt lick.
    Clementine: Yeah but don't lick it. It's gross!
    Lee: Did you lick it?
    Clementine:...I don't know...

    Yep, my favourite!
  • ShauntronShauntron Telltale Alumni
    edited June 2012
    Going by memory here:

    Kenny: "Lee, you know how to pick a lock right?"
    Lee: "Why would you think that?"
    Kenny: "Because you're, you know... urban?"
    Lee: "Oh you are not saying what I think you're saying."
    Kenny: "Jesus lee I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes outta my mouth"


    That and the salt lick line had me laughing out loud. You really feel the few moments of humor in these games when the rest is just so insanely harrowing.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    and it's so true floridians just speak crazy shit lived here most my life
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    no one mentions duck in the barn ?

    Duck: can i play in the hay lee ? please please lee (i forgot)
    lee: sorry duck you can't go find your mother
    duck; (sad face and walks away) aw ok....

    and clem and the salt lick, ' i don't know' had me in stitches loling

    even larry's demise when you try and save him 'splat'.... messy..
  • iamhereiamhere
    edited June 2012
    Shauntron wrote: »
    Going by memory here:

    Kenny: "Lee, you know how to pick a lock right?"
    Lee: "Why would you think that?"
    Kenny: "Because you're, you know... urban?"
    Lee: "Oh you are not saying what I think you're saying."
    Kenny: "Jesus lee I'm from Florida! Crazy shit just comes outta my mouth"


    .

    i ROFLed at that :P
  • pdlbeanpdlbean
    edited June 2012
    the salt lick line with Clem and Lee and Kenny's exchange about him being "urban."

    and add to the list when Lee asks Larry about him talking to Brenda. "How about for a nice change of pace you mind your own f***ing business."
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    "Mommy What did I eat?"
  • solostarbluesolostarblue
    edited June 2012
    if you go upstairs and look in the closet at the towel lee says musty as hell lmfao that made me lol so hard and when clem remembered yall talk at the other barn about what the smell was she prolly would have said shit lmfao
  • jessicamariedeejessicamariedee
    edited June 2012
    "What the HELL happened?"

    *an arrow is clearly sticking out of a character's arm*

    Lee: "HE GOT SHOT WITH AN ARROW."

    My brother and I could not hold it together.
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited June 2012
    solostarblue wrote: »
    if you go upstairs and look in the closet at the towel lee says musty as hell lmfao that made me lol so hard and when clem remembered yall talk at the other barn about what the smell was she prolly would have said shit lmfao

    There we are, trying to teach Clementine what is best, and we miss all the lols because of it. :eek:
  • jessicamariedeejessicamariedee
    edited June 2012
    Vainamoinen wrote: »
    There we are, trying to teach Clementine what is best, and we miss all the lols because of it. :eek:

    "Smells like shit, right Lee?" *proud little smile*

    That was so funny.

    Kat's face was hilarious, and Duck's head swiveled around so fast that I thought he was Linda Blair.
  • pdlbeanpdlbean
    edited June 2012
    jessicamariedee wrote: »
    "What the HELL happened?"

    *an arrow is clearly sticking out of a character's arm*

    Lee: "HE GOT SHOT WITH AN ARROW."

    My brother and I could not hold it together.

    YES, this one! I seriously said "No shit!" out loud.

    and when Clem said "it smells like manure, right Lee?" I instantly wished I'd chosen the "shit" option earlier.
  • LeondarkLeondark
    edited June 2012
    I hope it gets darker, like the comics.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited June 2012
    I remember when Kenny and the gang showed up and saw Mark with the arrow in his arm, I saw Kenny look and then casually say "Hey Lee." like nothing happened.
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Leondark wrote: »
    I hope it gets darker, like the comics.

    not too dark tho other wise i'll need counciling...
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited June 2012
    Milosuperspesh wrote: »
    not too dark tho other wise i'll need counciling...

    Nope, we need this thing as dark as it can get, the comics can still be much much worse(Although its been rather boring lately, looks like the comics are starting to pick up the pace).
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    I think it can't get darker but i might be proved wrong
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    CapnJay wrote: »
    I think it can't get darker but i might be proved wrong

    if they actually show child murder assault/rape then yeah it can..

    imo a game is about entertainment and having fun and certain subjects no matter the form they come on are not fun to me..

    but if ttg do get worse i will stop playing it..my views may seem daft to some but i have a line on what i will accept and so far ttg have managed to stay behind the line..

    ep2 was good but i don't like how kenny has 'changed'...
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    they wont show rape I haven't ever seen a rape scene in a non hentai video game ever it's always referred to or the character stops it from happening. I predict in the future Lee will say "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"
  • KCohereKCohere
    edited June 2012
    Lee: Did you lick it?
    Clem:...I dont know...

    That really cracked me up. It sounds just like something a little kid would say.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    I bet Duck Dared her to lick it
  • Gratefully DeadGratefully Dead
    edited June 2012
    Tell Clem that it smells like shit in Ep. 1.

    She'll just exclaim it after Duck says, "It smells funny."
    "Like shit! Right Lee?"

    -Katjaa glare of doom-
  • MilosuperspeshMilosuperspesh
    edited June 2012
    Gratefully Dead wrote: »
    Tell Clem that it smells like shit in Ep. 1.

    She'll just exclaim it after Duck says, "It smells funny."
    "Like shit! Right Lee?"

    -Katjaa glare of doom-

    i haz bin spoiled... :*(
  • KCohereKCohere
    edited June 2012
    Gratefully Dead wrote: »
    Tell Clem that it smells like shit in Ep. 1.

    She'll just exclaim it after Duck says, "It smells funny."
    "Like shit! Right Lee?"

    -Katjaa glare of doom-




    I missed that part. I said manure in ep 1 so she said manure and then the kids start giggling. That must have been funny though.
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    someone should youtube that
  • PuhChewyChompPuhChewyChomp
    edited June 2012
    It's people!!!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Yes Lee it's all people in here
  • Gratefully DeadGratefully Dead
    edited June 2012
    It was. I actually forgot about saying that to her. That was on my Lilly playthrough so my Lee was a bit more rough around the edges and I tried to make it a little realistic. (Pissed off guy not wanting the kid but slowly growing to love her.)

    If I played it on the CPU then I would. I'm a console gamer though (don't kill me!). It was pretty funny to see her smile at Lee after she said it though like it was a bonding thing even if Duck and Katjaa weren't happy about it!
  • KCohereKCohere
    edited June 2012
    Gratefully Dead wrote: »

    If I played it on the CPU then I would. I'm a console gamer though (don't kill me!).

    Is there something against console gamers around here? Lol.

    I also said the "It's People" thing on my second playthrough just because I always wanted to say that, lol. Alas, it backfired as Clem ate the piece of Mark anyway. Then it felt bad, but it was still kind of fun, as well telling Larry to go ahead and eat. Sweet revenge!
  • Savage Baird LESavage Baird LE
    edited June 2012
    "I have charm coming out of my ass." -Larry.
  • pdlbeanpdlbean
    edited June 2012
    Savage Baird LE wrote: »
    "I have charm coming out of my ass." -Larry.

    this.
  • MarkDarinMarkDarin Former Telltale Staff
    edited June 2012
    Savage Baird LE wrote: »
    "I have charm coming out of my ass." -Larry.

    Yay! Writing for Larry was so much fun! I'm gonna miss that guy!

    Also, its awesome that you guys are picking out some of my favorite lines! Thanks for noticing!
  • CapnJayCapnJay Banned
    edited June 2012
    Whats your favorite lines and did we miss any oh wait you dont want to spoil that is there any areas we should hang around for ten minutes in?
  • Reaver_88Reaver_88
    edited July 2012
    GROUP, LOOKING AT MARK WITH A HUGE ARROW STICKING OUT OF HIS SHOULDER: "What happened?!!"

    LEE: "He got shot with an arrow!"

    Not sure why exactly, but I laugh every time.
  • marcu5marcu5
    edited July 2012
    mines was saying something along the lines of "you're dead bitch!"

    and then she shot me in the head
  • StraythStrayth
    edited July 2012
    "son of a frak" . Even though I'm pretty sure the voice actor didn't get the line.
  • ZeruisZeruis
    edited July 2012
    Larry: "My daughter has more balls than all of you put together!"

    Also, when Lee looks at Duck in the swing: "He looks happy." Why does Telltale just include these goofy lines?
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