The Bosco's Inconvienience Store Motto Thingy

AussieEvil

"Bosco's: If you ask for it, we don't have it."

ReverendTed

"Bosco's: If we have it, you can't afford it."

-=[The_Razgriz_Ace]=-

Bosco's: Where the facilities are almost as life threatening as the coffee...

Rasher

Bosco's: Because you are insane enough to pay millions for Boscotech junk

OK, so this only applies to Sam and Max ... still funny.

War-overlord

"Bosco's: For all your overpriced junk needs"

Or Bosco's own motto for Bosco's E-conveniance

"Twice the inconveniance, at thrice the price"

AussieEvil

Bosco's: Don't use the bathroom.

Bosco's: Home of the Not Cho's.

ReverendTed

Bosco's: Highest Employee Turnover with No Employee Turnover

AussieEvil

Bosco's: One man, many identities.

Guybrush Threepwood

Bosco reminds me of Apu in the opening credits of the Simpsons Movie, where he is changing the sell by date on the food.

Bosco's: Buy some food, get poisoned free!
(I know, it sucks )

Badwolf

Bosco's: Bosco's not here.

Guybrush Threepwood

Badwolf wrote: »

Bosco's: Bosco's not here.

Bosco's: Moved to Sybil's.

Dedlok

Bosco's: Trust me.

Trixie

Bosco's: Buy one, Pay for Ten!

Badwolf

Bosco's: Because he's not out there calling you Foo'

Erwin

Bosco's: Guns, Liquor, Babyneeds. :P

(Okay, I stole that)

--Erwin

AussieEvil

That was before he removed the "e" from the end of his name, wasn't it?

ReverendTed

It just struck me that, despite the fact that Bosco runs a convenience store, one of the few ethnicities he hasn't tackled yet is South Asian.

AussieEvil

I think that would be walking the ragged edge of copyvio.

MrSneeze

Bosco's: We put the "con" in convenience.

Badwolf

Bosco's: A colourful new form of the plague with every visit!

Maratanos

Bosco's: Booze and Smokes.


That was actually the name of one of the possible Bosco's you could pick up in Reality 1.5.

Cyberlink420

Bosco's: If you can't find it here, it's because we don't have it.

Badwolf

Bosco's: No Mafia Here either.

jmm

Bosco's: You want it, we don't have it*


*We may have it, but not at a price you can afford anyway

Planeforger

Definitely Not Bosco's.

...The mafia/government/munchkin-terrorists will never find him now!

Guybrush_Threepwood

Bosco's: where Weenie cannibalism turns your stomach

Erwin

Badwolf wrote: »

Bosco's: No Mafia Here either.

Good one!

--Erwin

AussieEvil

Bosco's: Ceci n'est pas une Bosco's.

DaddyO

"Bargains at Half the Price!"
"Satisfaction or Your Money Guaranteed!"

U-can't-buy-luv

Bosco's: We only have what you no longer need!

Guybrush_Threepwood

Bosco's: We don't need no stinkin' mouthwash!

Jekill

Bosco's - Buy one, get one. Sometimes.

MrSneeze

Bosco's: At least we don't stick a gun in your face.

GamerErman2001

Bosco's: The Oldest Weenies In Town!

jmm

Bosco's: Annoying paying customers since 2006

Guybrush Threepwood

Bosco's: He's probably hiding a cow.

AussieEvil

So THAT's what's in the bathroom!

NHJ BV

AussieEvil wrote: »

Bosco's: Ceci n'est pas une Bosco's.

Un. He's a guy, his mother-act notwithstanding.

Rasher

Bosco's: Slogan? What Slogan. We don't need no slogan. Makes us too visiable. Don't you know the goverment is after us? Foo.

Melcadrien

Bosco's: Home of the B-TADS, B-TADS Part deux, and B-TADS the satellite.

MrSneeze

Bosco's: Pay at the register to hear our slogan.