The Bosco's Inconvienience Store Motto Thingy

FoboldFKY

Bosco's: What you need, at a price you can't afford, hidden behind the counter where we won't tell you about it.

Bosco's: What you need, when you no longer need it.

Bosco's: If you can find cheaper prices, you're obviously not blind.

Bosco's: It wouldn't kill you to buy something. Probably.

Bosco's: Because canned meat-like substitute is like a fine wine. It slowly ferments over the years.

Bosco's: Run by a paranoid delusional, so we can pass the inconvenience direct to you, the customer!

Bosco's: We have another item of interest behind the counter.

Bosco's: Exclusive retailer for Aerosol Meat (in Beef, Turkey and new Squirrel flavours).

Bosco's: Definitely not run by Bosco.

Quuux

FoboldFKY wrote: »

Bosco's: What you need, at a price you can't afford, hidden behind the counter where we won't tell you about it.

Except for the part where it's mentioned on the price list above Bosco

djoftheweb

Bosco's: that'll be $10.95 for reading the slogan.

Mister Flibble

Bosco's E-Convenience: Where the rump is always... Hot!

Rasher

Bosco's: Historic home of the world's oldest wiener.

U-can't-buy-luv

Bosco's inconvinence: If you wish to view our slogan you'll need to show some ID

AllenB

Bosco's Inconvenience: Shirt, shoes, no service.

Jay33e

Bosco's Inconvenience: If it's convenient, then we ain't got it!

AllenB

Bosco's Inconvenience: Please Don't Sue

Gresman

Bosco's Inconvenience: There is only enough room for one paranoid person in this store.

Bosco's Inconvenience: Do you want insults with that?

Bosco's Inconvenience: Our coffee is more toxic than Uranium 238

Bosco's Inconvenience: We have more conspiracy theories than the whole Internet

War-overlord

Bosco's Inconvenience: Evertyhing you can't think of, and more !

Bosco's Inconvenience: The only place in town where you need a Cheese-importlicence.

Bosco's Inconvenience: New Sludgy flavours every week !

Bosco's Inconvenience: Where identity changes more often than the Sludgies.