How Would You Like To Die?

In a zombie apocalypse?

After many years of surviving, after all is lost, I would go into a highly "populated" area, and set off a big boom.

You?

Comments

  • edited September 2012
    I personally would still like not to die, not even after years of survival. The old man and his grandchildren thing doesn't count, I guess?
  • edited September 2012
    ozzmann wrote: »
    no no no this is different! this is how you would like to die not how you would! :eek:
  • edited September 2012
    I would grow old, have children, then my children would have children, and I would sit around with my grandkids telling them how Grandpa once lived in a world with working cars, cell phones, TV, and "The Internets". By that time I imagine we'd be holed up in some survivor community which was safe (enough) from the walkers and roving groups of bandits. I would pass away quietly in my sleep... immediately followed by my son blowing my head off so I don't reanimate.

    Failing that, I'd starve in my house waiting for the internet to come back up in the opening days.
  • edited September 2012
    Depends, how likely would it be to come across,a very grateful, Swedish netball team(female!) in a ZA?
    and I don't mean the undead version :p
  • edited September 2012
    Acadias wrote: »
    no no no this is different! this is how you would like to die not how you would! :eek:
    I stand corrected:D
  • edited September 2012
    It wouldn't be as bad as fiction makes it out to be. Culture is a very resilient thing.

    Much like it was part of Salem's culture to drive stakes through the hearts of suicides before burial to make sure they don't rise, eventually people will become pragmatic and learn to not keep their zombified children chained up in basements.

    I'll probably find a small fortified community in one of the less densely populated areas and either die/get zombified doing one of the particularly dangerous chores, or live to a ripe old age and have my family put me down during a particularly bad fever. Hopefully after I manage to impregnate someone.
  • edited September 2012
    What the fuck kind of question is that?
  • edited September 2012
    I would in all likely cases go out as a zombie. I would hope to be that ultimate a$$ kicking total bad a$$ that just goes all chuck norris on these zombies but realistically when it gets to a point where humans are so outnumbered, ill probably get through like 5 zombies at best than be devoured.
  • edited October 2012
    Getting stab instead of getting devoured by zombies :p
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    edited October 2012
    Acadias wrote: »
    no no no this is different! this is how you would like to die not how you would! :eek:

    Magritte_Pipe.jpg

    I apologize for the trace amounts of trolling in this post.
  • edited October 2012
    kirby18 wrote: »
    I would in all likely cases go out as a zombie. I would hope to be that ultimate a$$ kicking total bad a$$ that just goes all chuck norris on these zombies but realistically when it gets to a point where humans are so outnumbered, ill probably get through like 5 zombies at best than be devoured.


    ↑ trips on a banana peel, Gets devoured
  • edited October 2012
    Magritte_Pipe.jpg

    I apologize for the trace amounts of trolling in this post.

    I wish it really was a pipe, because even trace amounts of trolling get me super baked.
  • edited October 2012
    Of old age, surrounded by hotties.
  • edited October 2012
    To be realistic, I'd like to die in my sleep.

    Otherwise, of old age too.
  • edited October 2012
    i never ever want to die, i want to outlive the universe and live in my thoughts in the infinite emptiness of space
  • edited October 2012
    Now that I think about it, I would want to jump off a big building (if bitten)

    Otherwise old age. Then I would set myself on fire, fook getting my brains blowed.
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