If Ep. 4 was 5 minutes long and 100% honest

edited November 2012 in The Walking Dead
EXT - SAVANNAH STREET

The groups is walking through the streets of Savannah to set themselves up for danger later on.
CLEM
Can't I at least hold the walkie-talkie? You
haven't even asked me who the guy I
was talking to is or explained why
he is dangerous.

LEE
I said no. We're not following
that plot until the final episode.

CLEM
Okay.

CHRISTA
Remember me and Omid? We had the
distrust for total strangers last
episode? Now we're following you and
want your permission to rest.

KENNY
Since I only care for or disregard
other people's lives when it
creates tension, I'm going to say
no. We move to the boat.

LEE makes a decision that quickly becomes pointless when he looks up and
sees MOLLY ringing bell towers.
LEE
I'm going to attract attention to the group by screaming at that
mysterious figure I just saw.

BEN
I'm going to be as annoying as
possible this episode so I'll start by
questioning if you saw anything for no apparent reason.

CHUCK sees some zombies while everybody is ignoring the fact
a loud bell is ringing like it's dinner time and their the meal.
CHUCK
I'm a drunk homeless man but I'm
going to say an archaic quote to
draw people's attention instead of
something like "Run! Walkers are
coming."

LEE
I got you, Chuck. Run everybody!

Untold amounts of walkers appear from seemingly nowhere and
the group gets surrounded. For no logical reason CLEM and BEN get
separated from the rest of the group and get trapped. BEN
runs instead of easily saving CLEM so you hate him more.
LEE unloads unlimited amount of ammo to kill the walkers
around CLEM but still fails. CHUCK the drunk intellectual
saves CLEM.
CHUCK
Go on ahead! I'll hold them off. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

LEE
I just met you last episode and you were kind of a dick with the whole "she's going to die" thing so yeah...

CHUCK
Don't try to save me.

LEE ignores the minor character and runs away. The group
finds a house and after an easy puzzle LEE unlocks the doggie
door. CLEM goes through it and opens the door.
CLEM
Ta da! I was frightened of walkers
finding us in the backyard but I
suddenly had no fear when running into
a dark house alone were I might be trapped with one. By the way, I'm
going to be pretty much doing
whatever I want all episode to
setup the plot for the next. But
I'll do useful things so you don't
get too annoyed until then.

LEE
Don't ever risk your life again!

CLEM
You hurt my feelings. I hope you feel guilty for acting like a responsible adult.

CHRISTA
I'm judging you for being so harsh on her
even though the last episode I
judged you for putting her in
danger.
They walk into the house.
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Comments

  • edited October 2012
    If you're going to copy The Editing Room's style, you have to use the names of the actors, not the characters. :p
  • edited October 2012
    So you finally found out how to format a text, or what is this?
  • edited October 2012
    So you finally found out how to format a text, or what is this?

    Screenwriting format.
  • edited October 2012
    wtf talking (or writing) in 3rd person nonsense narrator style, WHAT?!?!?! THE?!??!? FFF********
  • edited October 2012
    haha, this was great, loved it :DDDDD
  • edited October 2012
    Love it :3
  • edited October 2012
    lol not the entire episode tho XD
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    CHUCK
    I'm a drunk homeless man but I'm
    going to say an obscure quote to
    draw people's attention instead of
    something like "Run! Walkers are
    coming."

    Obscure? The only thing less obscure than that quote is Mary Had A Little Lamb.
  • edited October 2012
    That's chapter 1. Please do the rest.
  • edited October 2012
    *clap clap clap* I really needed to laugh for a bit, this is awesome. Specially Clem's lines :D
  • edited October 2012
    Best summary ever! Keep it up, we need the entire episode!
  • edited October 2012
    INT - RANDOM HOUSE
    CHRISTA
    Lee, you've only known me for 12
    hours, and I've been pretty judgey,
    so for some reason I can't
    understand why you kept from me
    that the walkie talkie works.

    LEE
    Why are you here?

    KENNY
    Forget the walkie talkie. We need
    to find a boat! Even Chuck the
    hobo knows there's probably none
    left but it's the only way to create tension right now.

    CHRISTA
    Yeah. We'll give you the exact same
    choice you just made. Let Omid rest
    or find the boat, not that it
    serves any purpose other than pissing
    me or Kenny off.
    LEE pisses somebody off.
    KENNY
    Let's check this place. Lee, you
    take downstairs. Ben and I will
    check upstairs to set up the next
    scene.

    LEE
    Alright.

    LEE finds nothing then talks to CLEM.
    LEE
    What did that guy on the
    walkie talkie say to you? I heard it for
    myself on the train but we don't
    want this episode to feel like a
    filler so we'll pretend we're
    moving the plot forward.

    CLEM
    He said he had my parents and to
    find him. Exactly what you heard.

    LEE
    This is important. What did you say
    to him? We need to know before
    someone interrupts and we are left
    with no new information.

    CLEM is silent and then BEN comes downstairs.
    BEN
    Interrupting on que. Lee, Kenny
    isn't coming out of the attic. He's
    not in danger but for some vague reason
    it's really, really important you
    check on him this instant.

    LEE
    Clem, Kenny being emo is more
    important than hearing about this
    crazy stalker and explaining why
    you should fear him. Sorry.

    LEE goes upstairs and pretends to be shocked to find a
    half-naked walker boy.
    KENNY
    Looks like Duck, doesn't it? If he
    was half-naked and starved to death
    and had a huge head.

    LEE
    Seriously? I was called up here for
    this?

    KENNY
    I don't think I can kill him, Lee.
    Decision time.

    LEE decides if he or KENNY should kill the walker. It
    doesn't matter. It gets killed.
    LEE
    I'll bury him. It will help build
    an emotional moment when I think
    about Clem dying.

    LEE burys the boy in the backyard while CLEM watches with
    puppy dog eyes. LEE is sad. When he's done, he notices a
    shadowy figure he can't see in broad daylight. The figure
    runs away.
    LEE
    Hey...! I'm not sure what yelling
    will do besides attract walkers,
    but I'm yelling!

    The whole groups comes out at once like they were all standing by the door.
    CHRISTA
    What's wrong?

    LEE
    Some creepy stalker guy was there.

    KENNY
    This seems really important but
    let's go find a boat and completely
    ignore this until the end of the
    episode.

    LEE
    Clem, I'm going to let Ben watch
    you because he's sure to screw up
    and we're trying to build animosity
    towards him for a big decision
    towards the end of the episode.

    LEE and KENNY leave to go find a boat.
  • edited October 2012
    Nice one, red panda!

    Please go on ^^

    I love this game but I cant help to notice some flaws in the characters here and then.

    Especially Kenny is completely unpredictable ("I will care or not care for others depending on what creates tension atm" EXACTLY ^^).

    Also I noticed this in Episode 3, when Lilly is angry for shooting the girl in the street or for Kenny wanting you to shoot her depending on your playthrough, even though this makes or would make you gather more food for the group - In the beginning of episode 2 she wants you to leave a helpless teacher and his only two surviving highschool pupils as food for the walkers, because otherwise they would cost the group food. And they even were alive and not bitten like the girl in the street.

    Very coherent.

    On another note: Am I the only one to notice that during the whole episode 4 no-one eats or drinks, ever? Since they left the motor inn suddenly all food concerns are gone.
  • edited October 2012
    MOAR!! Please, this is extremely funny and interesting. MOAAAR PLEASE!
  • edited October 2012
    INT - DOCKS

    KENNY is in a pissy mood and making things awkward.

    Suddenly a bells rings in the distance. KENNY pulls out his
    gun and points it at nothing. They hide in a doorway while a
    street they just walked down is suddenly filled with a
    parade of walkers. After the parade passes, they move
    forward and KENNY sees nothing at the dock besides a broken
    boat.
    KENNY
    There was likely no chance there
    would be any boats but I'm so
    surprised and upset to find that
    true!

    LEE
    What is this? I don't even...

    KENNY
    I'll try to fix that boat that's
    half-way under water and
    obviously unfixable while you look
    for other boats.

    LEE
    It's getting harder to tell if
    you're crazy or just really playing
    up the stupid angry redneck
    stereotype.

    LEE goes Hulk and easily destroys a newspaper machine to get
    a quater for the telescope. He walks to the telescope and notices a pile of
    walkers and a huge sign that says STAY OUT.

    KENNY walks over after finally realizing he couldn't fix
    the boat and notices the pile of walkers also. After briefly
    acknowledging it they both ignore it and Lee scans the water
    and predictably sees nothing. Then he sees a ninja climbing
    down a building.
    LEE
    So there is a urban ninja looking
    person scaling down a four story
    building. They're really stretching
    the ability to suspend disbelief
    this episode. Quick, hide!

    LEE and KENNY hide.
    KENNY
    Maybe it's the fucker that's been
    on the walkie talkie. I'm basing
    that on the fact they are a person
    not in our group. Let's ambush him!

    LEE
    Do I really have a choice?

    KENNY moves to alley with the gun so LEE is forced into
    dangerous hand-to-hand combat. LEE and the ninja fight. CLEM
    appears just in time to stop any real harm.
    CLEM
    (Being as cute as
    possible)
    No! You wouldn't be violent if I'm
    watching, would you?

    They stop fighting and look at CLEM being as cute as
    possible.
    LEE
    Clem, I'm going to completely
    ignore that you followed me and
    Kenny even though it raises so many
    questions.

    MOLLY
    (removes mask and does cute pose)
    You aren't from Crawford.

    KENNY sneaks up from behind way too late and apparently
    hasn't been watching at all. He tries to attack MOLLY and
    she goes all ninja on him.
    LEE
    No, he's with us!

    MOLLY
    Not that should mean anything to me
    but I'll stop.

    LEE
    Who are you?

    MOLLY
    Where do I start? I'm so many
    Hollywood tropes rolled into one,
    but I'm primarily an Action Girl.
    I can kick ass and look cute
    effortlessly. I'm also edgy to
    hide a traumatic past experience.
    You'll see later.
    LEE
    I'm Lee. This is Kenny and Clem.

    CLEM
    (waves)
    Hi! I'm cute and constantly putting
    myself in danger.

    LEE
    Please, explain what Crawford is so
    we have context for this episode.

    MOLLY explains everything.
    LEE
    Now that we're starting to build trust
    can you confirms you have been ringing
    those bells?

    MOLLY
    Yes, that silhouette that exactly matched
    my figure on the Church was me.

    KENNY points at her angrily.
    KENNY
    You're probably the WOMAN that's
    the MAN that's been fucking with us
    on the radio!

    MOLLY
    Hey old man, didn't I just explain
    I'm the edgy action girl? You
    better get that finger out of my
    face!

    LEE
    Yup, Kenny, you're definitely playing up
    the angry dumb redneck stereotype.
    MOLLY
    Well, I've given context to
    the story and began establishing
    trust to build a relationship so it's
    probably time for something to get
    the plot moving again.

    Walkers appear.
    MOLLY
    Yup.

    They all run into an alley. MOLLY gets to show her
    incredible action girl bad-assery and is about to leave them
    when CLEM acts cute and MOLLY decides to save them all.
    After trying ONE TIME to follow them, LEE gives up
    and finds himself trapped and forced to go into a sewer.
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    KENNY moves to alley with the gun so LEE is forced into
    dangerous hand-to-hand combat.

    I also like how Kenny moves to the corner of that alley
    1) straight on which would probably put him inside the peripheral vision of any person given how close that corner is to ninja's position and
    2) so fast that he couldn't be that quiet

    yet somehow he goes completely unnoticed while LEE who approached from behind and slowly/cautiously was made by the ninja. like wtf


    Excellent thread Red Panda
  • edited October 2012
    Haha keep going.
  • edited October 2012
    RedPanda you have outdone yourself once again, this is hilarious
  • edited October 2012
    Lol, i'm actually reading all of it,..lol :) There's a lot of truth and humor, and slightly "over the top-ness" lol, which is what makes it good.
  • edited October 2012
    These are similar to the ones posted on Cracked. It´s awesome.
  • edited October 2012
    :rolleyes:
    Red Panda wrote: »
    INT - DOCKS

    KENNY
    You're probably the WOMAN that's
    the MAN that's been fucking with us
    on the radio!

    MOLLY
    Hey old man, didn't I just explain
    I'm the edgy action girl? You
    better get that finger out of my
    face!

    Best part! lol

    Also, so Lee's in sewer... What happens next!?:eek:
  • edited October 2012
    Love this :D :D :D

    Can't wait for next part!
  • edited October 2012
    I agree with Asari. That was probably the stupidest moment of the episode.
  • edited October 2012
    INT - SEWER

    LEE wanders around fucking SEWERS looking for a way out.
    LEE
    First a ninja and now I'm wandering
    around in sewers. The only way this
    could be more ridiculous is if I
    found a secret lair.

    LEE continues wandering and finds some walkers, completes a
    puzzle to distract them, and sees the body they were eating
    is CHUCK!
    LEE
    This is the least likely place I'd
    expect to find you or anybody.
    Seriously, what are the chances? I
    guess now the player will have
    closure on the hobo's departure.
    It looks like you had a terrible death
    and for that nobody in the group
    will ever mention your demise and
    we'll act like you never existed after
    you gave your life to save
    everyone. And I'm taking your gun.
    Yeah, you died for some assholes.

    LEE approaches a walker blocking the path out of the sewer
    when another walker reaches out from the ground and grabs
    his leg.
    LEE
    Really? What the fuck. What is
    under a sewer? Another sewer? How
    the hell did it even get in there?

    LEE frees himself and kills the walker blocking his path. He
    attempts to escape and discovers an underground lair.
    GARY WHITTA
    (British accent)
    I thought an underground lair would
    be cool. The game is so dark I
    thought the players would enjoy
    something absurdly unrealistic.

    LEE is stunned silent.

    INT - UNDERGROUND LAIR!

    LEE enters the underground lair and finds months worth of
    food. He hasn't eaten in a long time but doesn't try to eat
    or take any food.

    Danger is around every corner but he opens a door leading
    into the next room without any forethought and finds a group
    of survivors. Everybody looks at each other shocked.
    LEE
    Hello... This is awkward.

    VERNON pulls a gun on LEE. Despite months of seeing the
    worse possible things VERNON is still squeamish at the thought
    of death.
    LEE
    I don't want any trouble. I just
    need a doctor and someone that
    knows the city for the rest of the
    story. I'm pretty sure it's one of
    you.

    VERNON
    Are you from Crawford? I lived in
    Crawford and so have all the people
    I'm with. We don't recognize you
    and it's weird you'd be travling
    alone but we suspect you.

    BRIE
    He's from Crawford! Kill him!

    LEE
    The Crawford thing again? I'm not
    from Crawford.

    BRIE
    Kill him! He's from Crawford.

    LEE
    ...

    VERNON
    I'm sorry, we need to create
    tension so I'm going to threaten to
    kill you now.

    LEE
    You're not going to kill me. I know
    a killer when I see one. I don't
    see it in your eyes. Plus your
    hands are shaking and you look
    scared. Listen to my soothing Hulu
    guy voice while I, a stranger you
    think is dangerous, take the gun
    right out of your hand.

    LEE takes the gun from VERNON.
    LEE
    I'm not going to hurt you.

    VERNON
    You're really not from Crawford?
    Let me explain my entire back
    story.

    He explains the back story.
    VERNON
    Also, I'm a doctor and I know how
    to get you back home safely.
    Everything you need right now!

    LEE
    That's convenient. Let's go.

    VERNON
    I can't say yes that easy. I need
    to create some tension.

    BRIE
    You shouldn't help him. Let him
    die!

    LEE
    Do you ever shut up?

    BRIE
    No. I need to annoy you so
    the player won't care when
    I die a violent death later.

    LEE
    Vernon, I need your help. Do it
    because of Clem. Or because I'll
    kill everybody.

    VERNON
    I was ready to kill you moments ago
    but now I'll risk my life by
    venturing out in the city full of
    walkers to help you.

    LEE
    Don't worry. We'll just use a cut
    scene to avoid the walkers that
    chased me in here and any other
    dangers.
    CUT TO:

    INT - RANDOM HOUSE
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda wrote: »
    INT - SEWER

    LEE wanders around fucking SEWERS looking for a way out.
    LEE
    First a ninja and now I'm wandering
    around in sewers. The only way this
    could be more ridiculous is if I
    found a secret lair.

    LEE continues wandering and finds some walkers, completes a
    puzzle to distract them, and sees the body they were eating
    is CHUCK!
    LEE
    This is least likely place I'd
    expect to find you or anybody.
    Seriously, what are the chances? I
    guess now the palyer will have
    closure. Nobody in the group
    will ever mention your death and
    we'll act like you never existed after
    you gave your life to save
    everyone. And I'm taking your gun.

    I'm so glad the palyer got closure on chuck. He/She/It has really been wondering about him;):p but cool story update...THO you are closer to 25ish mins now:)
  • K0t0K0t0 Banned
    edited October 2012
    Lol I had a good chuckle. Ignore the fanbois TC

    @bdawgnit

    Whaa whaaa qq 'tho' 'tho'
    U mad? U mad.
  • edited October 2012
    More please :D This forums needs a like or +Rep system
  • edited October 2012
    K0t0 wrote: »
    Lol I had a good chuckle. Ignore the fanbois TC

    @bdawgnit

    Whaa whaaa qq 'tho' 'tho'
    U mad? U mad.

    what now....I'm unable to translate...must be troll!

    and no internet never makes me mad;) but thanks for checking up on me....you are too kind :rolleyes:
  • edited October 2012
    Haha this is still extremely entertaining Red. :D
    *crossing fingers for more*
  • edited October 2012
    This is actually really good, keep it up! I love how Gary Whitta makes an appearance :D
  • edited October 2012
    didn't read LOL....... jk
    pretty funny stuff :D
  • edited October 2012
    funny ?

    really ?

    wow just wow..
  • edited October 2012
    cmooon post next, cant wait :D
  • edited October 2012
    This is so funny! I want more XD you should do this for episode 5 :)
  • edited October 2012
    This essentially nails all the reasons why I don't like Ep 4
  • edited October 2012
    Is the next part coming anytime soon or has Red Panda stopped?
  • edited October 2012
    haha lol.
  • edited October 2012
    Come on Red Panda!! We want more, it's so funny!
  • edited October 2012
    INT. RANDOM HOUSE - KITCHEN
    VERNON
    Who's this?

    MOLLY
    He didn't tell you? I'm the sassy
    action girl. I saved him and I have
    attitude which is often just me
    being incredibly rude! Who's the
    fossil?

    LEE
    This is Molly. This is Vernon. Now
    that you two have met we can start
    the second act.

    CHRISTA comes running into the KITCHEN for dramatic effect.
    CHRISTA
    Lee! Thank God you're here! Omid
    has become worse. You don't have
    any medical training so I don't
    know why I'm coming to you but Omid
    needs your help!

    LEE
    Vernon is a doctor! ...I found in
    an underground lair. In the sewer.
    Where he was going to kill me.
    Will you help, Vernon?

    VERNON
    (pause)
    It's what I was written for.

    LEE goes to look for CLEM.

    INT. RANDOM HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

    LEE finds KENNY getting drunk and BEN looking like an
    asshole.
    LEE
    I'm looking for Clem but I'm going
    to take a moment to be upset by you
    being drunk, Kenny, because my
    priorites are fucked up.

    KENNY
    We're hold up in a fortified house
    and have nothing else to do. Plus,
    my family just died violently hours
    ago. What does it even matter?

    LEE
    I don't know but I'm upset. Ben,
    have you seen Clem?

    BEN
    You put me in charge of watching
    her but don't put it all on me
    she's missing. That said, I think
    she's in the backyard where walkers
    and strangers can find her. She's
    fine.

    LEE
    You are just really working this
    hate thing, aren't you.

    BEN
    Yeah.

    EXT. RANDOM HOUSE - BACKYARD

    LEE looks around at some shit and then starts opening the
    shed when CLEM bust through the doors and shoulder charges
    Lee's dick
    CLEM
    (hugs Lee)
    Lee!

    LEE
    You're really turning into Carl Grimes
    this episode but I'll ignore your
    reckless, disobient behavior and
    ask what you were doing.

    CLEM
    I was foreshadowing my disaperence
    later in the episode when I found a
    boat.

    LEE
    Damn, you're adorable.

    CLEM
    Swear.

    KENNY comes out to look at the boat. He drops the bottle of
    Whiskey he's been drinking and smiles at the boat in an
    awkwardly sexual way.

    INT. RANDOM HOUSE - LIVING ROOM

    The group comes together to establish their motivations for
    going to the most dangerous place in the city.
    VERNON
    My people need medicine and I know
    the layout.

    CHRISTA
    Omid needs medicine.

    KENNY
    The boat needs a battery and fuel
    for the haphazard boat plan.

    MOLLY
    I want to escape on the boat I just
    learned about with people I just
    met.

    BEN
    You know how I've been building up
    the hate all episode, foreshadowing
    my possible death? Yeah, I actually
    don't want to go. It's kind of a
    suicide mission.

    KENNY
    Kid, waiting around here is
    suicide.

    BEN
    No, I'm pretty sure this is safer
    for me.

    LEE
    Do I have a choice?

    CLEM
    After thinking about what Carl
    Grimes would do, I want to go!

    LEE
    Clem, do you remember what happened
    when another little kid was around
    dangerous people with guns and
    walkers? You were there for that.

    CLEM
    I've seen so much death but
    inexplicably have no sense of my
    own mortality. And because of my
    reckless behavior this episode you
    feel more compelled to take me on
    this incredibly dangerous, totally
    inappropriate mission for an 8 year
    old to be on. Unless you want me to
    run off again, or be kidnapped, or
    be left with a man half dead. Feel
    guilty or worried yet?

    LEE
    Fuck.

    CLEM
    Swear.
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda is back to speak more truth!

    No one mentioned that maybe taking Clem was a bad idea, not because it was dangerous, but because if anyone in Crawford looked in her general direction, they would definitely realize that the kid wasn't one of the regulars.

    Also strange was that no one mentioned that maybe stealing stuff was wrong or would put Crawford in danger. Everyone decided to become a bandit/raider at the same time without questioning it. Molly and Vernon I could understand, since they had history with Crawford, but everyone else was just taking their word at face value that Crawford were scum.
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