If Ep. 4 was 5 minutes long and 100% honest

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  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda keeps topping it each time! Your awesome now you just need to do the school and getting back lol :)
    Your amazing at this keep going XD
  • edited October 2012
    "upon entering crawford"

    one guy who looks a bit dirty, is slowly walking along lee shoots him, turns out it's a walker

    lee: hey guys you where saying this is a lively town full of elitest pricks ?

    group: yeah lee why you ask ?

    lee: erm well there's one guy and he's a WALKER!!

    vern: something happened...

    lee: NO SHIT SHERLOCK..

    suddenly the gunshot as attracted more walkers..

    someone shouts: quick lets hide in the nearest building, i hope the door is open,

    walkers coming from a few directions, people are still holding the door open...

    once inside they find signs of a gun fight and blood spatter, suddenly everyone is an expert.

    lee see's bullets and says: some one was shooting something, probably walkers...

    clem has a flash back and wishes she was back in school.

    then after finding a map in the first room the find which is open which also holds an armory 'weapon cache' covered in childrens artwork but the door is locked..

    kenny: shit lee it's locked

    lee: wonder why..(tries to kick it, shoulder barge it) we need a key..

    ben: i'll look in to it ( wow suddenly he's a boy wonder ?)

    clem finds a desk and takes a nap.

    lee finds a pamphlet about the symbols that where on the doors out side.

    lee: i wonder what these mean, hmm familiar...

    brie: yeah i wanted vern to shoot you but now i'm going to help you out and tell you where everything is...

    lee and molly go to the motor pool.

    we see a locker hotspot but no idea of the combination hmmm where would we find that ? spends ages looking round nothing..

    molly standing by door/firescape gives lee shifty look and impatience ooozing from her very being..

    molly: ready to go in an unknown dangerous area we know nothing about but a map ?
    lee: sure lets do this..

    after a few mins..

    finds no way of progressing a fence that is low enough, no climb option. goes all over the place before finally walking into a shed suddenly the shelves are climbable but they look pretty weak, suddenly a tv falls down?!!!?!?!

    Lee: wtf is a tv doing on a shed roof ?!?! and no sign of molly...

    hmm lee thinks did molly just try and kill him ?

    lee finds the garage.....
  • edited October 2012
    Red Panda, please do the school! You are epic :)
  • edited October 2012
    Respect, Red Panda
  • edited November 2012
    This is awesome.More please :D
  • edited November 2012
    EXT. RANDOM HOUSE BACKYARD - NIGHT

    The group is waiting in the backyard to show they're not
    afraid of walkers or the cold.
    KENNY
    Lee, can I talk to you for a
    minute?

    LEE
    What is it? Are you having moral
    qualms with killing and robbing
    people? That we're no different
    than any foe we've faced this
    season because we harm others for
    our survival?

    KENNY
    There's not enough room on the boat
    for everybody.

    LEE
    Oh.

    KENNY
    Even if we all make it back alive,
    and for some reason one of us that
    has REALLY been asking to die
    doesn't fall to his death in a bell
    tower, dragged down by the leader
    of Crawford that is now a walker
    hanging from a ringing bell, we
    still can't take everyone.

    LEE
    That was oddly specific.

    VERNON arrives with BRIE because she needs to die this
    episode.
    VERNON
    I've brought Brie, the woman that
    kept insisting I kill you.

    LEE
    I don't know how I feel about this,
    Vernon.

    VERNON
    She can help. She knows the layout
    and no one will care if she gets
    killed and eaten by walkers, buying
    us time to escape.

    LEE
    Fine. She can come.

    EXT. CRAWFORD

    LEE peeks out from the sewer. There's nobody around so Lee
    signals it's clear. The group of mostly old and out of shape
    people that have never worked together before hustle out of
    the sewer like SEAL Team Six, ready to strike.
    LEE
    You would think Gary would have
    written a montage or something so
    it isn't so incredibly hard to
    suspend disbelief.

    VERNON
    It's strange nobody is around.

    LEE
    I see a guy. Me and Kenny will
    take him out.

    With KENNY behing him, LEE runs to the perfectly normal
    acting person then inexpicably stops while it very slowly
    turns around to reveal it's actually a walker! LEE drives
    his hatchet into the walkers forhead and the rest of the
    group runs up.
    LEE
    A walker! What the fuck? I've never
    seen a walker move normally. That
    was cheap, TellTale. Dirty cheaters
    is what you are.

    The group stands around while tons of walkers suddenly
    appear out of nowhere, for reasons unclear. They run into
    the school building.

    INT. CRAWFORD SCHOOL HOUSE

    The group is huffing and puffing after running twenty feet
    and up a flight of stairs to show how woefully out of shape
    and unprepared they were for this dangerous mission.
    CHRISTA
    What the hell happened here? This
    was supposed to be a well defended,
    highly organized place.

    MOLLY
    What always happens, I guess. In
    the end the dead always win.

    CHRISTA
    That doesn't answer my question at
    all.

    SCREEN WRITER GARY WHITTA
    Because they're dead it prevents us
    from killing strangers to rob them
    of supplies, making us feel like
    the good guys instead allowing
    players to grapple with the complex
    moralities of this world.

    CHRISTA
    Ah, that sounds about right.

    VERNON
    This can be good! I mean the
    walkers, not the writing.

    LEE
    Vernon is right. There's so many
    things I don't get in this episode.

    KENNY
    He's right about the walkers too.
    Nothing has changed. We'll still
    get what we need.

    BEN
    I'm so screwed. I'm going to die!
    I'm so full of teenage angst!

    GROUP
    Shut up, Ben!

    BRIE
    I think I know where to start.
  • edited November 2012
    "That was oddly specific" killed me xD
  • edited November 2012
    Lolz
  • edited November 2012
    Hehehe...that was a good one. :)
  • edited November 2012
    Please sir... Can i has some moar?
  • edited November 2012
    Yeaaaah ! Finish what you started, especially before the 5th Ep. which comes on 21 Nov :D
  • edited November 2012
    he can't as he got banned for trolling and insults.
  • edited November 2012
    Go away, milo; i agree he was a dick when editing your fanfic, but you're just posting here to get him mad. It's funny how you're always bothering Panda in his threads, and you just burst into tears when he makes just a little out-of-place thread. I'm just a newcomer to the forums, this is just my impression about you both... Apologies if I'm wrong I this.
  • edited November 2012
    someybody needs to finish this for panda
  • edited November 2012
    Why? His banning is likely temporary (like Milo's was) and he can finish it himself.

    Can we stop with the Red Panda is gone we must all tweak out pity party now?
  • edited November 2012
    I'm not even doing this for Panda, I haven't talked to him once; I'm just saying something that has been bugging me for a while. I'm just saying that the panda-was-banned topic will never go away if Milo keeps shouting it with a megaphone all over the forums.
  • edited November 2012
    Actually my reply was to the other dude, and also a side observation of some of the other posts about it I've seen about the banning....

    :p
  • edited November 2012
    DreadMagus wrote: »
    Actually my reply was to the other dude, and also a side observation of some of the other posts about it I've seen about the banning....

    :p

    Yeah, I know, I just have a lot of problems to state my ideas properly (main reason I never liked Internet forums lol)
  • edited November 2012
    It's all good, dude. :)
  • edited November 2012
    i only said it in case people 'hadn't noticed he was banned.

    and ghositex since you're new here i dunno if you've seen the crap i've had to put with both on these forums and the blogs, two posts? one which got removed and vain sent me a warning for it.

    i have not 'cried' i have merely stood up for myself and some others.

    insults and troll threads are not allowed period
  • edited November 2012
    >_> Yeah.... temporary. If he really is perm banned, there will be no moar funnie thweads!

    Someone needs to finish this. I'm gonna try it. This series is too awesome to die.
  • K0t0K0t0 Banned
    edited November 2012
    *snip*
  • edited November 2012
    Come on, let's play nice......
  • edited November 2012
    While my account may indicate that I am new, I am certainly not new here, been here long enough merely as a spectator enjoying the thread's like a ninja after completing each episode for that little extra mile of satisfaction out of each episode of TWD.

    But have to say enjoyed Panda thread most out of all here, hope he did be back and kicking ass soon :P
  • VainamoinenVainamoinen Moderator
    edited November 2012
    You're not to talk about banned members, which is about the only thing still going on here. Closing this.
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