Fight At The Inventory
I have been thinking yesterday after I saw the trailer for Poker Night at the Inventory 2 of a possible Telltale fighting game and I know that will never happen but I can imagine what i'd be like .
Max , Strongbad , Tycho and Heavy are playing cards then Skunkape shows up and tells them to take a hike , Max punches him and everyone freaks out and the brawl begins .
Sam
Max
Bosco
Sybil
Grandpa Stinky
Skunkape
Papierwaite
Flint Paper
Strongbad
The Cheat
Homestar
Wallace
Gromit
Duncan McBiscuit
Monty Muzzle
Guybrush Threepwood
Elaine
Lechuck
Morgan Leflay
Marquis Desinge
Nelson Tethers
Jim Ingraham
Sheriff Bahg
Hector
Lambert
Barnsley Noble
Marty Mcfly
Doc Brown
Biff Tannen
Kid Tannen
Edna Strickland
Jennifer
Gerry Harding
Jess Harding
Nima
Billy Yoder
Oscar
Rey Curtis
Olivia Benson
Mike Logan
Lenny Briscoe
Jack Mccoy
Abby Carmichael
Michael Cutter
Lee Everett
Clementine
Kenny
Carley
Doug
Larry
Lilly
And that's it , I want to hear your opinions , agree/disagree and what other characters would you like to appear in this imaginary game .
Max , Strongbad , Tycho and Heavy are playing cards then Skunkape shows up and tells them to take a hike , Max punches him and everyone freaks out and the brawl begins .
Sam
Max
Bosco
Sybil
Grandpa Stinky
Skunkape
Papierwaite
Flint Paper
Strongbad
The Cheat
Homestar
Wallace
Gromit
Duncan McBiscuit
Monty Muzzle
Guybrush Threepwood
Elaine
Lechuck
Morgan Leflay
Marquis Desinge
Nelson Tethers
Jim Ingraham
Sheriff Bahg
Hector
Lambert
Barnsley Noble
Marty Mcfly
Doc Brown
Biff Tannen
Kid Tannen
Edna Strickland
Jennifer
Gerry Harding
Jess Harding
Nima
Billy Yoder
Oscar
Rey Curtis
Olivia Benson
Mike Logan
Lenny Briscoe
Jack Mccoy
Abby Carmichael
Michael Cutter
Lee Everett
Clementine
Kenny
Carley
Doug
Larry
Lilly
And that's it , I want to hear your opinions , agree/disagree and what other characters would you like to appear in this imaginary game .
Sign in to comment in this discussion.
Comments
Monster Max
Trogdor
T-rex
Queen Bee
Well she is an arsonist so she would use fire to defeat her enemies .
This is a fighting game we're talking about. Logic and physics are thrown out the window, like with any fighting game. Could Princess Peach really beat the crap out of Bowser? Or Phoenix Wright to Magneto? :P
Speaking of which, what kind of fighting game did you have in mind, Psychic? Arcade style like Street Fighter? More Mortal Kombat like? Smash Bros.?
Well the game would be more like Smash Bros .
And there will be ending cutscenes for all the characters like in Mortal Kombat .
Sam - he calls the desoto and runs over the opponent
Max - he uses his psychic toys and defeats the opponent
Bosco - he uses his tear gas launcher and makes the opponent cry
Sybil - she grabs Abe and throws him at the opponent
Grandpa Stinky - he turns the opponent into the cake of the damned
Skunkape - he uses his head gear thing and electrocutes the opponent
Papierwaite - Norrington comes out and...well... tentacle hentai:D
Flint Paper - he puts on the opponent a self destruct bomb and it explodes with him
Strongbad - he uses the trogdor sword on the opponent
The Cheat - he uses lighter on the opponent
Homestar - he kicks the opponent to death
Wallace - he makes a ice gun and freezes the opponent
Gromit - he makes a fire gun and burns the opponent
Duncan Mcbiscuit - he beats up the opponent with a golf club
Monty Muzzle - he throws seed on the opponent and the chickens poke him
Guybrush Threepwood - he uses the monkey dance to distract the opponent and then punches him
Elaine - she puts a bomb near the opponent and it explodes
Morgan Leflay - she cuts out the opponent's hand
Lechuck - he grabs the opponent and stabs him in the chest
Marquis Desinge - he uses his rifle and blows the opponent away
Nelson Tethers - he gives the opponent a difficult puzzle and he falls unconscious because he can't find the right answer
Jim Ingraham - same like Nelson
Sheriff Bahg - he gives the opponent a puzzle and it explodes with him
Hector - he punches the opponent plain and simple
Lambert - he turns into monster Lambert and eats the opponent and pukes him out
Barnsley Noble - he gives the opponent a ' who cares ' badge and it explodes with toxin
Marty Mcfly - he beats the opponent with his guitar
Doc Brown - he runs over the opponent with the delorean
Biff Tannen - he calls the opponent a butthead and punches him hard
Kid Tannen - he call his gang and all of them shoot the opponent with their tommy guns
Edna Strickland - she gets her accordion and begins to sing which causes the opponent to fall unconscious
Jennifer - same like Marty
Gerry Harding - he uses dino spray on the opponent and the raptors come and eat him
Jess Harding - she gets a rock and hits the opponent
Nima - she uses her machette on the opponent
Billy Yoder - he uses a exploding can on the opponent
Oscar - he kills the opponent with his knife in one strike
Ray Curtis - he arrests the opponent
Olivia Benson , Lennie Briscoe and Mike Logan - same like Ray
Jack Mccoy - he gives the opponent a guilty verdict
Abby Carmichael , Michael Cutter - same like Jack
Lee Everett - he uses his axe and cuts off the opponent's head
Clementine - she uses her cuteness and shots the opponent in the face
Kenny - he grabs a salt lick and smashes the opponent face
Carley - she gives the opponent a radio to distract him and shoots him
Doug - he makes a mechanical walker and it eats him
Larry - he beats up the opponent to a bloody pulp
Lilly - she uses the ' what the hell is that ' trick and when the opponent turns she shoots him in the face .
Lee, maybe? Strong Bad? Sam and Max are also good choices.
Sam - The Narrator gives Sam a trip to a fudge freeze factory
Max - he gives Max 1000 boxes of corndogs and all of them are expired , but Max doesn't care and eats them anyway
Bosco - he gives Bosco a letter and it says ' happy birthday ' Bosco reads it out loud and and the mariachis appear and sing which causes Bosco to have a heart attack and Larry saying " hurts doesn't it "
Sybil - he gives Sybil two tickets to Isla Nublar for her and Abe's honeymoon and he doesn't tell her about the dinosaurs because he wants to keep it a surprise for them .
Grandpa Stinky - he gives him a Uzbetian Blood Cake Surprise and when he eats it he dies and then we learn that Girl Stinky put poison in the cake .
Skunkape - he gives Skunkape a planet for him to rule and it is Pluto which disappoints him
Papierwaite- he gives Papierwaite the treasures of Yog-Soggoth and when he opens them , he finds soup recipes from the dark dimension
Flint Paper - he gives Flint Paper a machine gun and it is Sasha , when Heavy finds out hell breaks loose
Strongbad - he gives Strongbad the cheat codes for Snake Boxer 6 as an apology from Telltales but it turns out to be fake
The Cheat - he gives him his own show but it doesn't last to long
Homestar - he gives Homestar a coin
Wallace - he gives Wallace " The Greatest Inventor " award but the trophy is made out of chocolate
Gromit - he gives Gromit a restraining order
Duncan Mcbiscuit - he gives him a new golf club but it is a fake
Monty Muzzle - he gives Monty food stamps because he can't give him million dollars
Guybrush Threepwood - he gives Guybrush a sea biscuit
Elaine - he gives Elaine a beautiful diamond but it turns her into a statue
Morgan Leflay - he gives Morgan a legendary pirate hunter sword but the sword turns into dust because it was very old
Lechuck - he gives Lechuck one day date with Elaine
Marquis Desinge - he gives him the elixir of eternal life but it turns out to be tomato juice and he is very allergic to tomato juice
Nelson Tethers - he gives Nelson a new puzzle but he can't find the answer and the Narrator tells him that the answer is " The Devil's Playhouse "
Jim Ingraham - he gives Jim a new job as a puzzle bodyguard
Sheriff Bahg - he gives him a puzzle machine which turns into a giant robot and squashes him
Hector - he gives Hector a new pair of pants
Lambert - he gives Lambert the " crybaby" badge
Barnsley Noble - he gives a new happy town for him to live in and it is Macon
Marty Mcfly - he gives him tickets to a ACDC concert but the concert takes place in " 13 Octomber 2019"
Doc Brown - he gives him plutonium but it explodes in his face
Biff Tannen - he gives Biff a watch and it is the Citizen-plus watch and he becomes a zombie
Kid Tannen - he gives Kid a free jail card
Edna Strickland - he gives Edna a paper which seals her lips so she can shut up
Jennifer - he gives her a guitar but it is a toy actually
Gerry Harding - he gives Gerry a new job in Savannah in which he has to feed the animals , and those animals are the walkers
Jess Harding - he gives her a new trip to Isla Nublar but she refuses after last time
Nima - he gives her a new location for her and her daughter and it is in Clappers Wreake
Billy Yoder - he gives Billy a priceless treasure , if he returns it to the government he wins a big sack of cash but the treasure is a cereal box
Oscar - he gives Oscar cigarettes
Ray Curtis - he gives Ray a box of donuts and a cup of coffee
Olivia Benson , Mike Logan , Lennie Briscoe - same like Ray
Jack Mccoy - he gives Jack a non-guilty verdict for a criminal
Abby Carmichael , Michael Cutter - same like Jack
Lee Everett - he gives Lee three tickets for Easter Island , one ticket is for him the second for Clementine and the Narrator asks him who is the third one , lee turns his head and looks at Carley he smiles and tells him that he knows who is coming with him and Clementine
Clementine - the Narrator leads Clementine into the backroom to give her reward and it is very dark , he turns the lights on and everybody comes out saying " surprise !" Lee comes in with a cake in his hands and tells Clementine happy birthday , he remembered Clementine's birthday and he put a bet with everyone that if Clementine beats them all they are going to help him with her birthday party , it's time for Clementine to hit the pinata and the pinata is Skunkape
Kenny - he gives Kenny a mosasaurus for him and his family to eat but little does Kenny know that the mosasaurus is still alive
Carley - he gives Carley a ticket to a famous restaurant for a romantic night so she has to choose a partner , she looks at Lee and smiles
Doug - he gives Doug a high-tech computer but it crashes on him
Larry - he gives Larry some papers for " Anger management classes " and the instructor is Hugh Bliss
Lilly - he gives Lilly a chance to be a manager of the Inventory and what she has to do as manager is to clean up the mess
In any case, I think Telltale and Valve need a giant crossover.
Telltale vs Valve... 3
I can't put many options because of the rules and so i have to put 50 options . And the Soda Poppers , oh God . I think they would be bosses than fighting characters .
You should check out the special moves and endings of Lee , Clem , Kenny and Carley .
And also the funny endings of Larry and Lilly .