Uh, these are kind of verses of one thing.
1.
I Once Met Steve P.
Cool Guy wearing Cooler Hat Site's Since gone to Seed.
2.
Grasp at Old Trinkets!
A Promo Pen from Stemmle.
New Products: Better.
3.
Some False Promises,
Leave lumps in throat, but can't blame:
S'Hard to Stay a Fan.
Now I now what your thinking , " Wait a tick, I'll be gosh diddily darned if that's a Haiku", But if anyone thinks I'm actualy going to put time into righting half a dozen Haikus, they've has overestimated my patience. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I didn't write these, but here are a bunch of computer-related haiku's found on this site.
Think of them as calming replacements for Windows error messages .
These are some of my favorites:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
The web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Comments
rebirth of adventure tales
told for the masses
savior of adventure
please save Sam and Max
Telltale rescued us from death,
Or a fate worse than
Your haikus bring happiness
As do glazed donuts.
twenty heart attacks
begin to have another
O Eternal Hole-y Bliss
Frosting Sprinkles Glaze
i like to eat it
gives me diareah
then stares at me freakishly
that blinking bastard!
Hmmm, I didn't know what a haiku was, so I had to check :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku
Therfore, if I got it right Guybrushguy, we might say :
Cheese is really good
I like to eat lots of it
gives me diareah
Now, I let the specialists of japanese poetry correct me if I am wrong...
Adventure gaming :
Telltale is our only hope
I can't wait longer
i cannot wait anymore
i jump off the roof
While Dan scratches his head
Heather knows why.
Information Soon Come
Speak early foot taste bad
it is ok if i jump
i have trampoline
Does that mean like 5 days or,
more like 5 months... <sob>
lawyers hold the lock of hope
evil minds control us all
1.
I Once Met Steve P.
Cool Guy wearing Cooler Hat
Site's Since gone to Seed.
2.
Grasp at Old Trinkets!
A Promo Pen from Stemmle.
New Products: Better.
3.
Some False Promises,
Leave lumps in throat, but can't blame:
S'Hard to Stay a Fan.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL STUF U's LOLOLLOLOLOLO)OLOOOLOOLOLOLO
Now I now what your thinking , " Wait a tick, I'll be gosh diddily darned if that's a Haiku", But if anyone thinks I'm actualy going to put time into righting half a dozen Haikus, they've has overestimated my patience. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
a copy of Telltale's game
EMERGENCY! NOW!!
He visits unannounced.
Apignarb happy.
and you drive on the parkway
what is up with that
Screaming Like a Cheerleader;
Surf the Highway, Max.
Young Guybrush Threepwood once said,
"You fight like a cow."
thing like this, ear screeching
bone rattling power
Yeah, I know It's not relevant to anything.
A Cold keyboard here,
as my clotted fingers freeze,
Just another late night.
Think of them as calming replacements for Windows error messages
These are some of my favorites:
A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.
The web site you seek
Cannot be located but
Countless more exist.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Quick, Billy Bob, cross the road!
Billy no see truck...
life is like box of chocolate
he is retarted
the fans flame still flickering
now its rewarded
get along with each other
like rubber and glue
Freelance Policemen
fighting crime and each other
for the telephone
its violence and destruction
sam and max are back
back from before there was news
enthusiasm!
max needs to be more
furry and less plasticky
or so say the fans
only two hours?!
i pray this is a mistake
does god even care?
voices in trailer
will never be quite the same
as those in my head
culture shocked by sam and max
screw you lucasarts!
I'm already playing
*episode 3
* = Referring to Sam & Max.
Another one:
No pencil
or sheet to write on - but still
a haiku poem
The wait for new ones is long
Reading is quicker
Basically my reasoning for avoiding purchasing Bone.
Dog and Bunny back
Psychotic they still remain
I've no credit card
The truth hurts. I'll try to find a work-around.
"Something new" I shout
What's with all the angry glares?
They like the old way
I'm suggesting evolution, not revolution, really.
"Let's destroy" says Max
"Thirteen years since our last game
We're long overdue"
Just a quick tribute the the unflappable, marketable, spendifable Max.
Cats meow in the distance
This is our city
(Sam and Max talking about their beautiful, film-noirish home)
And Telltale has been game tapped
fifteen days to bitch
that haiku was hard to get
a little help please?
means many will complain till
the worldwide release
I love my cryptic haikus
haggis was correct
For insult Haiku fighting?
(In a game, I mean.)