telltale haikus!

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  • edited February 2007
    Haikus are quite tough
    But I couldn't resist it
    I had to make one
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited February 2007
    Hero1 wrote: »
    sorry it was dense
    I love my cryptic haikus
    haggis was correct

    oh i get it now
    the exclusivity thing
    yeah, what can you do?
  • edited February 2007
    Telltale, I love thee;
    My attention, only yours.
    Oh, look, shiny things!
  • edited February 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    oh i get it now
    the exclusivity thing
    yeah, what can you do?
    You could bang your head
    against walls, frustrated, or
    take up a hobby
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited February 2007
    Haggis wrote: »
    You could bang your head
    against walls, frustrated, or
    take up a hobby

    three sentences please
    not one big one split in three
    that's just not good form
  • edited February 2007
    I am sorry, Jake
    I won't do it any more
    Lest I feel stupid
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited February 2007
    now, my friend, you die.
    i will tolerate no more...
    ...of your insolence

    ¬ ¬
  • edited February 2007
    Jake's hypocrisy
    Seemed strangely intentional
    Does he have humour?
  • edited February 2007
    Jake's jokes make me laugh
    You crack me up, li'l buddy
    Truly funny stuff
  • edited February 2007
    sick of waiting now
    wheres next sam and max comic
    steve please leave pixar
  • edited February 2007
    steve, dont leave pixar
    how bout a pixar movie
    starring sam and max?
  • edited February 2007
    oh warping young minds!
    subversive entertainment
    Max kills nemo with 9
  • edited February 2007
    Hero1 wrote: »
    sick of waiting now
    wheres next sam and max comic
    steve please leave pixar

    Pixar is better
    Than a Sam and Max comic
    Cause dude, it's 3D!
  • edited June 2007
    where is season two
    it still has not been confirmed
    i know its coming
  • edited June 2007
    Hero1 wrote: »
    where is season two
    it still has not been confirmed
    i know its coming

    Oh look, here it is!
    It was underneath the couch.
    Misplaced... or was it?
  • edited June 2007
    Nice thread revival.
    Why did I pass the first time?
    Does it matter? No.
  • edited June 2007
    About that nice sig,
    my observation is this:
    it works as haiku.

    Sam: random comment
    Max: irreverent reply
    Sam: you crack me up
  • edited June 2007
    Wow, I am surprised
    That you found a haiku there
    Pretty nifty stuff
  • edited June 2007
    Let me ask you this
    Wanna rub my unicorn?
    Just say yes or no
  • edited June 2007
    "Please don't feed the sub."
    What can you feed one, do tell
    Nothing, can't you read?
  • edited June 2007
    The ship sets sail soon
    I wonder what's for dinner
    Great. I'll grab my stuff.

    Anyone who knows
    What game these quotes were all from
    Enlighten us please
  • edited July 2007
    Do not steal the cheese.
    Punching glove comes from the sky.
    Enter a warped dream.
  • edited October 2007
    back to waiting now
    season two one month to go
    episodic angst!
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2007
    wallpapers and crap
    should be dropping sometime soon
    they might quell the thirst
  • edited October 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    wallpapers and crap
    should be dropping sometime soon
    they might quell the thirst

    yes please.
    the end.

    :D
  • edited October 2007
    yes please.
    the end.

    :D
    That's not a haiku
    So you are disqualified
    Now go away please

    (Just kidding! :D)
  • edited October 2007
    Haggis wrote: »
    That's not a haiku
    So you are disqualified
    Now go away please

    (Just kidding! :D)

    Fine! :D

    yes please
    the end
    screw flanders
  • edited October 2007
    you are wrong guybrush
    you did not write a haiku
    ban this guy right now!
  • edited October 2007
    telltales shipping sucks
    use US priority mail
    eight weeks becomes two
  • edited October 2007
    If guybrush is banned
    He still has his twin here
    Mu hu ha ha ha

    :P
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2007
    Hero1 wrote: »
    telltales shipping sucks
    use US priority mail
    eight weeks becomes two

    if we could we would
    you think we don't know it sucks?
    yeah, we're well aware
  • edited October 2007
    I just played Half-Life
    It scared the pants off of me
    Am I just a wuss?
  • MelMel
    edited October 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    if we could we would
    you think we don't know it sucks?
    yeah, we're well aware

    contracts are a bitch
    you wish they would just vanish
    to allow the new
  • edited October 2007
    Going* to E For All
    With my Halloween Entry
    See you Saturday

    *(Going can be one syllable, at least the way I say it)
  • edited October 2007
    flint paper is back
    pummeling cheap thugs senseless
    hope he smacks peepers
  • edited October 2007
    ShaggE wrote: »
    If guybrush is banned
    He still has his twin here
    Mu hu ha ha ha

    :P

    But he never visits anymore. :(
    insert stuff here.
    and here.
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2007
    flint is coming soon*
    keep your eyes on the forum,
    overanalyse

    *i'm not sure of this
    it depends on a few things
    get your grain of salt
  • edited October 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    flint is coming soon*
    keep your eyes on the forum,
    overanalyse

    *i'm not sure of this
    it depends on a few things
    get your grain of salt

    I'm low on money
    I need ideas for the
    Competition woo!
    ideas that will make me win, that is.
  • JakeJake Telltale Alumni
    edited October 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    flint is coming soon*
    keep your eyes on the forum,
    overanalyse

    *i'm not sure of this
    it depends on a few things
    get your grain of salt

    moo hoo ha ha ha
    I knew someone would come through
    with pics of our booth
  • edited October 2007
    Jake wrote: »
    moo hoo ha ha ha
    I knew someone would come through
    with pics of our booth

    Your booth was awesome!
    Emily, thanks for the pass!
    See you next July.
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