Morale Moose

Descretoria

Hey awesome TTG Employees! Anyone have any of the old pictures of the Morale Moose, especially the awesome one for the first Poker Night?

St_Eddie

I don't know what a morale moose is but I want one.

Descretoria

Once upon a time in the far off days of yore, TTG somehow acquired a full-size taxidermied moose for a period of about a day. It turned into a joke for a while, but it was like... two years ago or more at this point. TTG-Jake mentions it in one of his posts, and I know there was some associated artwork made (though I don't know if any of the Morale Moose references made it into any games).

St_Eddie

Descretoria wrote: »

Once upon a time in the far off days of yore, TTG somehow acquired a full-size taxidermied moose for a period of about a day. It turned into a joke for a while, but it was like... two years ago or more at this point. TTG-Jake mentions it in one of his posts, and I know there was some associated artwork made (though I don't know if any of the Morale Moose references made it into any games).

Okay, now I NEED to see a picture of the Morale Moose.

Serec

We just call it coolsome

St_Eddie

Serec wrote: »

We just call it coolsome

So that's what happened to the morale moose!

Klatuu

Found it:

http://www.telltalegames.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19912

St_Eddie

I'm disappointed by reality. It was far more awesome in my mind; firing a ray-gun whilst riding a skateboard in outer space.

Oh well.

Vainamoinen

St_Eddie wrote: »

I'm disappointed by reality. It was far more awesome in my mind; firing a ray-gun whilst riding a skateboard in outer space.

Time to put your Photoshop skills to the test.

Friar

St_Eddie wrote: »

I'm disappointed by reality. It was far more awesome in my mind; firing a ray-gun whilst riding a skateboard in outer space.

Oh well.

Better?

St_Eddie

Vainamoinen wrote: »

Time to put your Photoshop skills to the test.

Something like this...

... only 100 times more awesome!

thesporkman

Why does that lady moose have antlers?

St_Eddie

thesporkman wrote: »

Why does that lady moose have antlers?

Let me get this straight; there's a female moose, in space, holding a ray-gun, riding a skateboard and you're questioning the plausibility of it based upon the fact that she has antlers?

Secret Fawful

Reminds me of this awesomeness.

FitzoliverJ

thesporkman wrote: »

Why does that lady moose have antlers?

The same reason that a number of well-known television animated gentleman cattle have udders.

Alcoremortis

Secret Fawful wrote: »

Reminds me of this awesomeness.

Welp. Not sleeping tonight. I'm just going to be thinking of the Cthulhu-deer.

Jennifer

thesporkman wrote: »

Why does that lady moose have antlers?

It's rare, but a female moose can have antlers due to a hormone imbalance.

I think in this particular moose's case though, a hormone imbalance is the least of her issues, considering she's anthropomorphized and can apparently survive in the vacuum of space.

Iryon

Friar wrote: »

I am not amoosed.

Darth Marsden

There's a moose loose about this hoose.

Klatuu

MOOSE!

Friar

Iryon wrote: »

I am not amoosed.

Oh deer.

Alcoremortis

I don't even caribout this anymore...

Okay, that was horrible. I quit.

Klatuu

Well, ask a stupid question, get a stupid antler.

corruptbiggins

All I see is a depressing deer.

Or a sad stag.

Friar

Klatuu wrote: »

Well, ask a stupid question, get a stupid antler.

Doe'nt ask stupid questions then.

coolsome

langley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_Pte72qf0

Friar

langley wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_Pte72qf0

Is that a trailer for a new Broadway moosical?

RetroVortex

Friar wrote: »

Is that a trailer for a new Broadway moosical?

No. Its confirmation of a new IP.

Vainamoinen

RetroVortex wrote: »

No. Its confirmation of a new IP.

So the Rocky and Bullwinkle game is finally becoming a reality? I can't remember that franchise having zombies though.

St_Eddie

langley wrote: »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu_Pte72qf0

Haha. Towards the end of the video you can see that you guys had attempted to get the morale moose indoors by removing its antlers. Guess that didn't work out too well.