The bottomless bottle of Mountain Dew.

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  • edited July 2008
    The very universe of Homestar Runner isn't exactly scientific. You don't have to look much farther than the bottle to see[the effects of] Homestar's invisible arms.

    And Strong Bad interviewed himself in a sailor's outfit. No explanation is possible for that. ;)
  • edited July 2008
    bigdondoo wrote: »
    Homestar was holding a 2 liter bottle of Dew. The only time we go metric in the US is with our bottles of soda... I don't know why. It's kind of weird if you ask me. It's even more puzzling then the bottomless bottle itself...
    really? back in the day, when i used to receive my regular supply of those 24 can crates of dew, it said oz on them...i think.
  • edited July 2008
    The very universe of Homestar Runner isn't exactly scientific. You don't have to look much farther than the bottle to see[the effects of] Homestar's invisible arms.

    And Strong Bad interviewed himself in a sailor's outfit. No explanation is possible for that. ;)

    I've always thought that Homestar has telepathy which uses up his other mental capacity which is why he's not too bright. I also think that the interview could be a possiblity of a temporal shift in the timestream allowing Strong Bad to interview himself. There's also cloning, which I haven't rule that out.
  • edited August 2008
    I wouldn't buy the telpathy idea either. Marzipan is definitely nowhere near Homestar's mental ability, for example. Even the King of Town is smarter than Homestar by a good margin.

    Also, I think that they just needed two Strong Bads, and went with it.
  • edited August 2008
    I wouldn't buy the telpathy idea either. Marzipan is definitely nowhere near Homestar's mental ability, for example. Even the King of Town is smarter than Homestar by a good margin.

    Also, I think that they just needed two Strong Bads, and went with it.

    Well, the way I see it, everything is explained in a practical manner. I'm sticking with my story.

    Actually, if you think about out, if Homestar can do telepathy with his mental ability, then Marzipan and the KOT being smarter should be able to as well. Even Strong Bad has been shown to be able to do a little telepathy from time to time. The reason why other people don't is because they have arms and don't need to.
  • edited August 2008
    bigdondoo wrote: »
    Well, the way I see it, everything is explained in a practical manner. I'm sticking with my story.

    Actually, if you think about out, if Homestar can do telepathy with his mental ability, then Marzipan and the KOT being smarter should be able to as well. Even Strong Bad has been shown to be able to do a little telepathy from time to time. The reason why other people don't is because they have arms and don't need to.

    Strong Bad has never done telepathy, that is the power of his emblem to pop tops, whether it be cold ones or hats.
  • edited August 2008
    Telepathy Diamond?Anything is possible...in the Homestar Zone.Everybody Everybody...
  • edited August 2008
    wisp wrote: »
    really? back in the day, when i used to receive my regular supply of those 24 can crates of dew, it said oz on them...i think.

    Yeah, they mark every size except the 2 litre bottles with ounces.
  • edited August 2008
    I still stand by my theory that Homestar is smarter than any other human being alive and is ploting the take over of Free Country, USA. Being stupid is just a front.
  • edited August 2008
    He will woool da wowld. With mind contwol, bwoadcastud on The ShOW.
  • edited August 2008
    wisp wrote:
    i just created another theory about the bottle. it actually is a completely regular...okay, maybe not regular, since it's one of the bigger sizes, like a half gallon? i'm not good with non-metric stuff

    Actually we have 1-liter and 2-liter bottles. We also have 20- and 24-oz bottles as well, but 20-oz bottles and 12-oz cans are the commonest. The US military and NASA also use the metric system, as it is taught to us for science in school. However, it is really difficult for us to imagine a meter in our mind when a foot is more common. I, however, have no problem with the celsius scale at colder temperatures, but I prefer Fahrenheit at hotter temperatures (like now).
  • edited August 2008
    bigdondoo wrote: »
    I've always thought that Homestar has telepathy which uses up his other mental capacity which is why he's not too bright...

    I'm wrong. Homestar has invisible arms.
  • edited September 2008
    ShaggE wrote: »
    Well, if your ability to procreate wanes from drinking Dew, you could always switch to Powerthirst...

    Power running, power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!!!

    Or you could have some Brawndo the thirst mutilator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru6p5NLXxvY&feature=related
  • edited September 2008
    when was it bottomless? It's just the never ending sooooooda I thought
  • edited September 2008
    i don't think you can use past tense with something being endless....it either is endless or not. if it "was" endless...then it actually wasn't...because it has ended.

    anyways...where is the difference between it being "endless" and "never ending" in this case?
  • edited September 2008
    wisp wrote: »
    ...where is the difference between it being "endless" and "never ending" in this case?

    I guess endless means you can pour it anytime, and it'd never run dry. And then endless would be it just keeps pouring... all the time... Put it right side up and you got a founten.
  • edited September 2008
    Ben Again wrote: »
    I guess endless means you can pour it anytime, and it'd never run dry. And then endless would be it just keeps pouring... all the time... Put it right side up and you got a founten.

    you might want to edit that...you said endless,twice.
  • edited September 2008
    Not only is the bottle endless but so is the amount of posts about it.
  • edited September 2008
    Internet junkies looking for an infinite supply of caffeine.
  • edited September 2008
    Mmmmm.... I need to get me one of these endless bottles of Mountain Dew...

    I'm pretty sure there's absolutely nothing scientific about it whatsoever. It's almost the Chapman Brothers making fun of themselves for not concluding the Mountain Dew pouring. Just another example of their ridiculosity.

    *mentalnote*That, metalkombat, is a marvelous word, and should really be used in everyday conversation.*mentalnote*
  • edited September 2008
    Not only is the bottle endless but so is the amount of posts about it.
    are you trying to imply something here? like, that this thread is rather useless and we need to seize making up new pseudo-philosophical crap about infinite beverages?
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