"I could do this all day! and I intend to!" - Max (asking Bosco for verious random items over and over and over in 101 I think) more that I cant remember, though I love all of sam's exclamations on the phone
Sam: where is the rat?
Max: I let him go.
This commando reference never becomes old...
Max: If you were planning to bribe us, now would be the appropriate time.
Hugh: Okay! Pick a color, any color!
Max: Ochre, ochre! No, mauve! Burnt sienna!
Hugh: Uh... how about a color I've heard of, hmm? Pick a color, as long as it's red, green, or blue!
Sam: We need to have a private meeting with the President. National security.
Chuckles: Go right ahead.
Sam: I meant "private" as in "wait outside and we'll call you when we need you".
Max: And "national security" as in "we need to clobber the President on the head to break his hypnotic trance".
Sam: Your gift for subterfuge is uncanny, Max.
and finally a simple proof of Sam culture:
Sam: Hey, Specs. Max, you remember...
Max: Ahem.
Sam: Most Omnipotent Exaltedness Max-sama, Overseer of the Nine Cosmic Planes, you remember Specs, the "other" Soda Popper.
Max: We vaguely recognize our loyal subject.
Not many people can invent a such title in few seconds
Answering Machine: Hello, this message is for President Max? We appreciate your generous donation at our last blood drive, but we prefer that people donate their own blood.
Max: (disappointed) Aw, now what am I going to do with all those gallons of monster blood?
Sam: You could open a grotess slip-and-slide.
Max: (excited) That's a great idea! I'll call it "The Birth Canal."
Sam: didn't we destroy the internet?
COPS: Al gore was able to recreate theinternet from hsi original plans
Sam:What's on the internet that woudl interest a Zombie?
COPS: All gpre rebuilt the internet in his own image.
lol!
oh and @ the bliss fans: Hugh was gennerally funny, but it annoys me that he had to introduce himself (with verbal 'sparcles' around his own name) every time you see him (iirc max got tired of it too) and he was so flaming that it really started getting on my neves (no, nothing against gay ppl, I'm not 100% straight myself, but I just cant stand flamers for some reason...)
I don't remember the exact quote, but I think there was a gold one when talking to the ocean chimps in 202... Something about children whose parents don't love them... I do remember that I choked on my coffee though.
Harry Moleman: *Don Cornelius (?) impersonation* Everybody get ready to get on board, 'cause we're about to take a ride on the Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooul Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. *Sam & Max enter* Next stop, we're going straight to hell, baby!
Or breaking character like Max did at one point in 205. (Which would have been funnier if William used his normal speaking voice instead of Max's voice.)
I don't remember the exact quote, but I think there was a gold one when talking to the ocean chimps in 202... Something about children whose parents don't love them... I do remember that I choked on my coffee though.
A little help, anyone?
T'was:
Sam: How come you guys never looked as good in real life as you do in the ads?
Chimp3: Our young very delicate. Require pefect condition to grow.
Chimp1: Yah! We only reach full size when raised by children whose parents truly love them.
Brady: No! Worship me! WORSHIP ME!
Max: Ugh! These former TV stars just CANNOT let go of their catchphrases!
Sam: You crack me up, little buddy!
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Jurgen: Novun...truly knows me...
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Monster: Onti-postewwww!
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And of course:
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max: Hehehehehehehe!
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max:
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max:
Sam: :mad:
Sam: B'naaaaang! B'naaaaang! B'naaaaang! B'naaaaaaaaaaang...
Max: :eek:
Yes, but he was really saying "God frik us, everyone" remember when censorship ends in 205, he's never REALLY been cussing... cant say the same for Sam and Max... lol
Sam: Where's the rest of the noose collection, Max?
Max: It's a surprise!
Max: I can't hear you, I'm dead.
Max: I have to point out, Sam, that we could have avoided this gruesome accident if you'd just let me drive.
Sam: And I have to point out that we could have avoided this gruesome accident if you hadn't jumped on my head shouting "Jersey Devi! Jersey Devil!" and firing your gun out the window.
Sam: My whole life is flashing before my eyes... I wondered where I'd left my wallet!
Sam: I see you're still using the internet to do research!
Bluster Blaster: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE WRONG!!
Lincoln: *about the zombie factory* You mean a factory that comes to life after it has been shut down. Cranking out products in a hideous parody of actual production, destroying other factories it comes into contact with?
Past Max: *after being memory-wiped by Superball* This is not my beautiful house!
Bluster Blaster: *giggling* You guys, you guys, I'm in so much pain right now!
Sam: Enjoying all of this quality time with Sybil?
Monster: Please kill me.
Max: *about the monster's heartbreak* She's the first girl he ever saw who wasn't a zombie or Jurgen! He's a girl, right?
Sam: Oh, I, er, must have left my change in my other suit. Max?
Max: I'm naked.
Harry: An assistant, a partner, would help everything!
*Sam looks at Max*
Sam: Yeah, that's what you think at first.
There's more, but I can't remember them all word-for-word and that makes me sad.
I liked reality 2.0
Sam: Do you have any... dual-core processors with 512 MB cache?
Bosco: [with bad 'medieval' accent, wearing 'elvish' ear] Nay!
Sam: Do you have any chimpanzee-sized diapers?
Bosco: Nay.
Sam: Do you have any barbecue plankton chips?
Bosco: Nay.
Sam: Do you have any keychains with a +8 modifier to dexterity?
Bosco: I wish.
Sam: Do you have any... self-respect?
Bosco: Nay!
Max: Ha, ha... tricked you!
Bosco: No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well.
Sam: You sure do know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco. Do you have any... lembas?
Bosco: 'Tis stale!
Also when Sam sees Boscos password?(Dont know word for word)
One of my favorite Sam & Max quotes would have to be what one of the fridge repairmen says in the first episode of animated series, when they reach their hideout in the fridge dimension.
Fridge Repairman: What's the password? And if you say swordfish, I'll lose it!!!!!
I guess it's more of a fridge rapairman's quote, rather than Sam or Max quote, but I'd say it still counts. And the haggis bit that follows is just priceless. It cracks me up every time i hear it.
Game show announcer: The password is "haggis"
Sam: BoOooOooooooiiiIilllllL *while doing a squeezing motion with his fingers*
Max: [a fraction of a second later] HAGGIS!!!!!!!
I have the memory retention of strained noodles. I'd pick something off Wiki Quotes (like I did when this question came up in American McGee's Alice), but there aren't any for S&M.
Offhand, I'd guess it was either the conversation about the bullitin board (because I also bought one for post-its I'd never look at again) or the one about the pile of videogame cartrages (because geeks love videogame history).
Comments
I know my most HATED quote "Hi! I'm hugh Bliss"
Favorite Max quote: "I'm a trout, stupid!'
Not sure what my favorite Sam quote is, though.
Probably my favorite (or most memorable) quote of the series, I've actually used this quote several times IRL.
Max: I let him go.
This commando reference never becomes old...
Max: If you were planning to bribe us, now would be the appropriate time.
Hugh: Okay! Pick a color, any color!
Max: Ochre, ochre! No, mauve! Burnt sienna!
Hugh: Uh... how about a color I've heard of, hmm? Pick a color, as long as it's red, green, or blue!
Sam: We need to have a private meeting with the President. National security.
Chuckles: Go right ahead.
Sam: I meant "private" as in "wait outside and we'll call you when we need you".
Max: And "national security" as in "we need to clobber the President on the head to break his hypnotic trance".
Sam: Your gift for subterfuge is uncanny, Max.
and finally a simple proof of Sam culture:
Sam: Hey, Specs. Max, you remember...
Max: Ahem.
Sam: Most Omnipotent Exaltedness Max-sama, Overseer of the Nine Cosmic Planes, you remember Specs, the "other" Soda Popper.
Max: We vaguely recognize our loyal subject.
Not many people can invent a such title in few seconds
Max: "I don't have a personality matrix so much as a personality vector."
The resonance of multiple meanings are priceless.
Max: (disappointed) Aw, now what am I going to do with all those gallons of monster blood?
Sam: You could open a grotess slip-and-slide.
Max: (excited) That's a great idea! I'll call it "The Birth Canal."
Sam: didn't we destroy the internet?
COPS: Al gore was able to recreate theinternet from hsi original plans
Sam:What's on the internet that woudl interest a Zombie?
COPS: All gpre rebuilt the internet in his own image.
lol!
oh and @ the bliss fans: Hugh was gennerally funny, but it annoys me that he had to introduce himself (with verbal 'sparcles' around his own name) every time you see him (iirc max got tired of it too) and he was so flaming that it really started getting on my neves (no, nothing against gay ppl, I'm not 100% straight myself, but I just cant stand flamers for some reason...)
Sam: "It says 'Suck'."
Max: "By the looks of this place, sombody's been pushing the hell out of it!"
THIS is why I play sam and max.
A little help, anyone?
Harry Moleman: *Don Cornelius (?) impersonation* Everybody get ready to get on board, 'cause we're about to take a ride on the Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooul Traaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaain. *Sam & Max enter* Next stop, we're going straight to hell, baby!
And some others I can't remember at the moment.
Sybil: Coffee makes you jumpy and restive.
Max (Hopeful): Is that what happened to me?
Sam (Dryly): Wouldn't it be beautiful to think so?
Sam: (At the player) THAT IS NOT HOW YOU FILL THE POT!
I love about 5 lines from "world of max" too, but I'll refrain from quoting it since alone the lines make ABSOLUTELY no sence...
:mad:
Max: We're screwed.
T'was:
Sam: How come you guys never looked as good in real life as you do in the ads?
Chimp3: Our young very delicate. Require pefect condition to grow.
Chimp1: Yah! We only reach full size when raised by children whose parents truly love them.
Sam: They had the ceremony in Canada because it's legal there.
Suggestive AI: Mmmmm....time stream altered.
Max: I don't have a personality matrix so much as a personality vector.
and of course my sig
Max: Ugh! These former TV stars just CANNOT let go of their catchphrases!
Sam: You crack me up, little buddy!
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Jurgen: Novun...truly knows me...
-
Monster: Onti-postewwww!
-
And of course:
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max: Hehehehehehehe!
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max:
Sam: B'naaaaang!
Max:
Sam: :mad:
Sam: B'naaaaang! B'naaaaang! B'naaaaang! B'naaaaaaaaaaang...
Max: :eek:
I'll give more when I can think some up.
-"You do that..."
Beat it!
No, just feel it.
I still love "I'm not THAT desperate...... yet...." lol
Max: It's Vagas, who's gonna notice?
Sam: Where's the rest of the noose collection, Max?
Max: It's a surprise!
Max: I can't hear you, I'm dead.
Max: I have to point out, Sam, that we could have avoided this gruesome accident if you'd just let me drive.
Sam: And I have to point out that we could have avoided this gruesome accident if you hadn't jumped on my head shouting "Jersey Devi! Jersey Devil!" and firing your gun out the window.
Sam: My whole life is flashing before my eyes... I wondered where I'd left my wallet!
Sam: I see you're still using the internet to do research!
Bluster Blaster: INFORMATION WANTS TO BE WRONG!!
Lincoln: *about the zombie factory* You mean a factory that comes to life after it has been shut down. Cranking out products in a hideous parody of actual production, destroying other factories it comes into contact with?
Past Max: *after being memory-wiped by Superball* This is not my beautiful house!
Bluster Blaster: *giggling* You guys, you guys, I'm in so much pain right now!
Sam: Enjoying all of this quality time with Sybil?
Monster: Please kill me.
Max: *about the monster's heartbreak* She's the first girl he ever saw who wasn't a zombie or Jurgen! He's a girl, right?
Sam: Oh, I, er, must have left my change in my other suit. Max?
Max: I'm naked.
Harry: An assistant, a partner, would help everything!
*Sam looks at Max*
Sam: Yeah, that's what you think at first.
There's more, but I can't remember them all word-for-word and that makes me sad.
Sam: Do you know watching too much TV is super bad for the eyes?
MAX: "They're mine, not'chos!"
Played that one 20 times over.
Must admit, that is one of my faves also!! I keep saying it but no one else gets it...
Sam: Do you have any... dual-core processors with 512 MB cache?
Bosco: [with bad 'medieval' accent, wearing 'elvish' ear] Nay!
Sam: Do you have any chimpanzee-sized diapers?
Bosco: Nay.
Sam: Do you have any barbecue plankton chips?
Bosco: Nay.
Sam: Do you have any keychains with a +8 modifier to dexterity?
Bosco: I wish.
Sam: Do you have any... self-respect?
Bosco: Nay!
Max: Ha, ha... tricked you!
Bosco: No, I understood the question. I understood it all too well.
Sam: You sure do know how to suck the fun out of everything, Bosco. Do you have any... lembas?
Bosco: 'Tis stale!
Also when Sam sees Boscos password?(Dont know word for word)
Sam: Bosco?
Max: Bosco!?!
Basco: What?
Max: Free Toilet Brush! Im sold!
Bosco: Used Toilet Brush.
*Silence*
Max: I think ill pass.
Sam: What the first?
Max: Watermelon.
Sam: *Chicken noise*
Fridge Repairman: What's the password? And if you say swordfish, I'll lose it!!!!!
I guess it's more of a fridge rapairman's quote, rather than Sam or Max quote, but I'd say it still counts. And the haggis bit that follows is just priceless. It cracks me up every time i hear it.
Game show announcer: The password is "haggis"
Sam: BoOooOooooooiiiIilllllL *while doing a squeezing motion with his fingers*
Max: [a fraction of a second later] HAGGIS!!!!!!!
Best jokes ever.
Offhand, I'd guess it was either the conversation about the bullitin board (because I also bought one for post-its I'd never look at again) or the one about the pile of videogame cartrages (because geeks love videogame history).