Sam: Do you have any... potatoes in the likeness of catholic saints?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... souvenir snowglobes from the mystery vortex?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... Lobstah Fahts brand cereal?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... tagalog rhyming dictionaries (abridged)?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... wiener cozies?
Bosco: Da. We just get shipment of those in this week. Let me look.
Max: Oh boy!
Bosco: Wait, did you say "wiener cozies"? I thought you said, "Navajo blankets."
Bosco: No, we're all out of wiener cozies.
Sam: Do you have any... Navajo blankets?
Bosco: Nyet.
That wikiquote is missing one of my favorite quotes from the TV series.
I can't remember it word for word, but it's in the "Glazed Mcguffin Affair" when Sam & Max enter the McGuffin warehouse
Max: Sam! I think we're being watched.
Sam: Judging by the glaring lack of fan mail, I beg to differ little pal
Another favorite of mine (from Bad Day on the Moon)
After finishing talking to the commissioner on the phone
Sam: It was the stern guiding voice of the commissioner with just the right kind of hair raising case we can wrap our overactive adrenal glands around.
Max: Are you talking dirty?!
Sam: Do you have any... potatoes in the likeness of catholic saints?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... souvenir snowglobes from the mystery vortex?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... Lobstah Fahts brand cereal?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... tagalog rhyming dictionaries (abridged)?
Bosco: Nyet. Sam: Do you have any... wiener cozies?
Bosco: Da. We just get shipment of those in this week. Let me look.
Max: Oh boy!
Bosco: Wait, did you say "wiener cozies"? I thought you said, "Navajo blankets."
Bosco: No, we're all out of wiener cozies.
Sam: Do you have any... Navajo blankets?
Bosco: Nyet.
That should be next time 'limited edition STH book' and the answer 'still at the warehouse'
Carl: "We offer sick car upgrades to an exclusive clientele."
Sam: "How exclusive?"
Bluster Blaster: "NO ONE!! Yet."
-
Future Sam: " I shot him! Five times! I almost got him."
-
Specs: "We're waiting for the shootout to end."
Sam: "I can respect that."
Max: "How?"
I think it might have been Bob instead of Carl who did the first line, I don't remember.
Sam: aw look Max, it's a little Goth Mole Man
Future Sam: It was lint from my pocket, this could be usefull later
Jurgen: pathetic (i love the way he says that)
I really liked what followed when you looked at the large Propeller in the Movie Studios
sam asks max what he thinks this was and max tells somewhat lunatic story about this wall belonging to a huge space ship or something like that and sam just comments with "either that... or it's just a prop. - get it?"
I was laughing my ass off
106
Max: "It's like a dream."
Sam: "The kind of dream you wake up from screaming, with the gun in your hand, below
you the shredded pillow and above you the neighbours calling 911?"
Max: "Yes! The best kind of dream."
Glazed Mcguffins Affair.
Sam: "We will make him see things our way." (or something like that)
Max (Holding a medieval weapon): "Or not seeing anything at all."
/edit I just remembered another one.
The thing that wouldn't stop it.
Repairman:
"What's the password? AND IF YOU SAY SWORDFISH I'M GONNA LOSE IT!"
does anybody remember the one from chariots of the dogs and you were on the space ship and you were trying to trick the mariachi buy by saying things that sounded like birthday.
but the last one with jane austin and pride and prejudice line?
i saw it and shuddered but my friend, female, demands to know it
Whoa, that a Way to revive a very old topic. And it's a good one!
One of my favorite quotes, from Culture Shock ^^!
Sybil: You unconsciously find revolvers refreshing? (or something like that)
Max: No, no, is quite conscious, I assure you.
From the Cartoon, that darn gator
Max: Sam, I think I'm feeling the bonding that only a mother and her son has (or something close), or the loss of blood.
And one from the comics, the Beast from the Cereal Aisle
Sam: We have Max to thanks for his pursuasive methods in convincing the beast to channel his antisocial energies in a more positive direction
Max: I bit him, Twice!
And the actual last one, from Night of the Cringing Wildebeest!
Sam: I can't think in anything to say this panel. Take care of him, Max.
I really liked what followed when you looked at the large Propeller in the Movie Studios
sam asks max what he thinks this was and max tells somewhat lunatic story about this wall belonging to a huge space ship or something like that and sam just comments with "either that... or it's just a prop. - get it?"
I was laughing my ass off
Sam: There's only one explanation for a propeller on the wall...
Max: Yes. This TV station is a giant flying battleship!
Sam: Either that or it's just a "prop." Heh, get it?
Max: I vote for the giant flying battleship.
I can't recall all the great quotes from Reality 2.0 about video games and the internet, but they sure were great.
I also like this one from the WW2 comic.
Sam&Max enter a room with Hitler and some scientists in it:
Sam: Entschuldigen sie Fräulein, ist dies der Zug nach Frankfurt? I mean...Okay you barbaric makers of all that is vile and destructive, my pal Max would like to make a plea for peace.
Scientist: Max, guter Name.
translated:
Sam: Excuse me Miss, is this the train to Frankfurt? I mean...Okay you barbaric makers of all that is vile and destructive, my pal Max would like to make a plea for peace.
Scientist: Max, good name.
I laughed at this one (paraphrased bc I cant remember it exactly)
(from Abe Lincoln Must Die)
Sam: What's your Stance on Toxic Waste?
Lincoln: ...Give me all you got!
Announcer: In a shocking move, Mr Lincoln seems to be offering to take all the nation's toxic waste for himself... but it doesnt seem to have helped him in the polls
(and from the same eppisode)
Announcer: And that... doesnt really make any sence so... yes! The people have decided to ignore it! It appears to be buisiness as usual at the white house.
I had a good one from one of the 3 ghosts in 201 but I cant remember it not... I'll add it after I play 201 again sometime.
Monster: "Taaaaaallllking bunnnnnnnneeeeeeyyyyyy" (when you put in the wrong kind of brain)
Sam: "Never die batteries ... they're dead"
- After charging them
"Never die batteries ... they're undead"
From the Hit the Road beginning of course:
Max: Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
Sam: Well, that was a pleasantly understated credits sequence.
Max: I enjoyed the cheesy retro ambiance.
Sam: What the hell are you talking about, Max?
Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah.
Sam: Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.
Sam: I sure hope there was no one on that bus.
Max: No one we know, at least...
[Sam hangs up the phone]
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.
[Looking at the cat]
Max: "I think he's kind of cute Sam. Can I make a tennis racket out of him?"
Boscovosky: Workers will overthrow Fascist regime... We will number in tens of millions!
Sam: That's a lot of Bolsheviks.
Boscovosky: No! It's all true!
EDIT (the first)
A couple other I picked up from the games after playing them again recently. Well....today.
Max: Sam, why am I the only one that associates christmas with the sound of gunfire?
Sam: Best not to think about it Max.
Bosco: Hey guys! Does my package sound like it's ticking to you?
Max: Not your best pickup line bosco.
Sam: Oh I don't know.
Bosco: My package is the bomb!
EDIT (the second. See what I did there? "insert maniacal laughter here")
Just You And Me (And Ted E. Bear)
Comments
yea there are.
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Sam_%26_Max
granted, it only goes up to 104, and is missing a lot of great ones, but there it still is.
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... souvenir snowglobes from the mystery vortex?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... Lobstah Fahts brand cereal?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... tagalog rhyming dictionaries (abridged)?
Bosco: Nyet.
Sam: Do you have any... wiener cozies?
Bosco: Da. We just get shipment of those in this week. Let me look.
Max: Oh boy!
Bosco: Wait, did you say "wiener cozies"? I thought you said, "Navajo blankets."
Bosco: No, we're all out of wiener cozies.
Sam: Do you have any... Navajo blankets?
Bosco: Nyet.
I can't remember it word for word, but it's in the "Glazed Mcguffin Affair" when Sam & Max enter the McGuffin warehouse
Max: Sam! I think we're being watched.
Sam: Judging by the glaring lack of fan mail, I beg to differ little pal
Another favorite of mine (from Bad Day on the Moon)
After finishing talking to the commissioner on the phone
Sam: It was the stern guiding voice of the commissioner with just the right kind of hair raising case we can wrap our overactive adrenal glands around.
Max: Are you talking dirty?!
That should be next time 'limited edition STH book' and the answer 'still at the warehouse'
Sam: "How exclusive?"
Bluster Blaster: "NO ONE!! Yet."
-
Future Sam: " I shot him! Five times! I almost got him."
-
Specs: "We're waiting for the shootout to end."
Sam: "I can respect that."
Max: "How?"
I think it might have been Bob instead of Carl who did the first line, I don't remember.
and my favorite quotes were..
Sam: aw look Max, it's a little Goth Mole Man
Future Sam: It was lint from my pocket, this could be usefull later
Jurgen: pathetic (i love the way he says that)
Sam: "Can you believe we're actually getting paid for this?"
Max: *sniff* "I love this country."
Episode 101 Culture Shock.
sam asks max what he thinks this was and max tells somewhat lunatic story about this wall belonging to a huge space ship or something like that and sam just comments with "either that... or it's just a prop. - get it?"
I was laughing my ass off
Max: "It's like a dream."
Sam: "The kind of dream you wake up from screaming, with the gun in your hand, below
you the shredded pillow and above you the neighbours calling 911?"
Max: "Yes! The best kind of dream."
Glazed Mcguffins Affair.
Sam: "We will make him see things our way." (or something like that)
Max (Holding a medieval weapon): "Or not seeing anything at all."
/edit I just remembered another one.
The thing that wouldn't stop it.
Repairman:
"What's the password? AND IF YOU SAY SWORDFISH I'M GONNA LOSE IT!"
but the last one with jane austin and pride and prejudice line?
i saw it and shuddered but my friend, female, demands to know it
'Banaaannng!'
One of my favorite quotes, from Culture Shock ^^!
Sybil: You unconsciously find revolvers refreshing? (or something like that)
Max: No, no, is quite conscious, I assure you.
From the Cartoon, that darn gator
Max: Sam, I think I'm feeling the bonding that only a mother and her son has (or something close), or the loss of blood.
And one from the comics, the Beast from the Cereal Aisle
Sam: We have Max to thanks for his pursuasive methods in convincing the beast to channel his antisocial energies in a more positive direction
Max: I bit him, Twice!
And the actual last one, from Night of the Cringing Wildebeest!
Sam: I can't think in anything to say this panel. Take care of him, Max.
Sam: There's only one explanation for a propeller on the wall...
Max: Yes. This TV station is a giant flying battleship!
Sam: Either that or it's just a "prop." Heh, get it?
Max: I vote for the giant flying battleship.
-Max, from episode 104.
Sam (to Featherly): All these time on the Mariachi's spaceship when you saw only one set of footprints? That was when I carried you.
Featherly: Oh for Heaven's sake!
I love it when people make fun of chicken-soup platitudes, especially religious ones.
I also like this one from the WW2 comic.
Sam&Max enter a room with Hitler and some scientists in it:
Sam: Entschuldigen sie Fräulein, ist dies der Zug nach Frankfurt? I mean...Okay you barbaric makers of all that is vile and destructive, my pal Max would like to make a plea for peace.
Scientist: Max, guter Name.
translated:
Sam: Excuse me Miss, is this the train to Frankfurt? I mean...Okay you barbaric makers of all that is vile and destructive, my pal Max would like to make a plea for peace.
Scientist: Max, good name.
(from Abe Lincoln Must Die)
Sam: What's your Stance on Toxic Waste?
Lincoln: ...Give me all you got!
Announcer: In a shocking move, Mr Lincoln seems to be offering to take all the nation's toxic waste for himself... but it doesnt seem to have helped him in the polls
(and from the same eppisode)
Announcer: And that... doesnt really make any sence so... yes! The people have decided to ignore it! It appears to be buisiness as usual at the white house.
I had a good one from one of the 3 ghosts in 201 but I cant remember it not... I'll add it after I play 201 again sometime.
Sam: Noooo!
Max: Santa, don't eat the jello!
Santa: Uhh... i don't feel so good....
It's from the Sam&Max Cartoon.
Sam: We were just in the area, when we were alerted to the sound of fine steel weaponry being drawn.
Max: That's like the song of the sirens to us.
Max: Yeah, even sometimes on purpose!
Future Sam: I found some lint in my pocket. This should be useful later.
Sam: Superball.
(Lightning strike, horse whinny)
Bosco: IT'S NOT A STORE!!!1!
Moai Head: (muffled) Cut it out!
(Strom head appears on top of it)
Sam: I like advertising!
Max: And I like shooting stuff!
Bluster Blaster: I like short pants.
Bluster Blaster: IT'S BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL!
Sam: What is your stance on toxic waste?
Abe: A thousand points of light.
Sam: And I how do you get that samples?
Mama Bosco: Isn't that obvious?
*Sam and Max stare to the camera*
Mama Bosco: Saliva, fools!
I crack up every time I hear this one ^^!
Sam: "Never die batteries ... they're dead"
- After charging them
"Never die batteries ... they're undead"
From the Hit the Road beginning of course:
Max: Mind if I drive?
Sam: Not if you don't mind me clawing at the dash and shrieking like a cheerleader.
Sam: Well, that was a pleasantly understated credits sequence.
Max: I enjoyed the cheesy retro ambiance.
Sam: What the hell are you talking about, Max?
Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah.
Sam: Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.
Sam: I sure hope there was no one on that bus.
Max: No one we know, at least...
[Sam hangs up the phone]
Max: Another confused census taker?
Sam: Actually, it was the Commissioner with another idiotic and baffling assignment.
Max: Does it involve wanton destruction?
Sam: We can only hope.
[Looking at the cat]
Max: "I think he's kind of cute Sam. Can I make a tennis racket out of him?"
Boscovosky: Workers will overthrow Fascist regime... We will number in tens of millions!
Sam: That's a lot of Bolsheviks.
Boscovosky: No! It's all true!
And the fart joke was pretty funny, too.
EDIT (the first)
A couple other I picked up from the games after playing them again recently. Well....today.
Max: Sam, why am I the only one that associates christmas with the sound of gunfire?
Sam: Best not to think about it Max.
Bosco: Hey guys! Does my package sound like it's ticking to you?
Max: Not your best pickup line bosco.
Sam: Oh I don't know.
Bosco: My package is the bomb!
EDIT (the second. See what I did there? "insert maniacal laughter here")
Just You And Me (And Ted E. Bear)
The song, with words, by Jared Emerson-Johnson
Youtube posting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gk2Yzru3OM
Purely because it's a slice of musical genius.
I love the COPS song too, but in a very different way. I don't listen to that one in a loop >.>
But I can recall my favorite from the cartoon....
San: "You kill me, little buddy."
Max: "Only if they take us ALIVE, Sam..."
Max: People of earth, we come in peace. Just kidding, prepare to die!
and from Situation comedy:
Sam: And thanks to the magic of tv cookery. Ta da! You've successfully perverted the laws of God and man!