Unrealistic theories on the Killer?
Lets get creative want users to make up backstorie's for characters on how they could of caused the murders example
Prime Suspects
Colin the pig
Angry at constant bullying and threats by Bigby to send him back to the farm comes up with a plan. He will cause all the murders. Phone police revealing Bigby as murderer while also knowing no one trusts Bigby so fables will hunt him. Colin planted the picture under bed in the apartment framing crane to keep suspicion off him. Colin will then have the apartment to himself mission complete
Monkey
He hates crane constantly stealing his stuff wants to be free of this prison. So comes up with a plan cause the murders and frame Crane perfect. Bigby will just think his stupid animal he will never expect the monkey. He will get the inheritance in cause of cranes death and only person capable of killing him is Bigby so kills everyone close to Bigby then let his rage upon finding out about crane force him to kill him. But deep down loves Snow so instead uses glamour troll to anger Bigby. Planted the picture of Crane while using all his perfume and other products to also set him up.
Probably would of been better but haven't read the comics to go into depth about each.
Don't care about plothole's be fun to read
Anyway give story to how any character could of caused murder and why?
Comments
Crane
Is killing people who he suspects are drinking his wine. He acts very mean, and evil towards everyone so that they can suspect him. He leaves clues that he could be the person beheading Fables. With all these clues and leads pointing towards him, everyone would assume he was the obvious answer and it certainly could not have been him. When he is getting his massage Vivian tells him who to kill. She uses Crane's lust for revenge to kill off her co-workers so she gets more customers.
The Woodsman
A very good actor who beheads the prostitutes that he hires, because they don't know his name. He pretends to be innocent in front of Bigby and successfully convinces most players that he is not the killer. He truly wishes revenge upon Bigby for beating him up at Faith's and decides to make him angry by leaving heads on his doorstep. He beheads with his mighty axe and is determined to ruin Bigby's life.
Grimble
The security guard is not all who he seems to be. He fake sleeps on his desk to eavesdrop on conversations. He has cameras all around the hotel so he knows where everyone is at all times. He kills Faith for killing the donkey (her coat) that he was going to eat. He kills Lily for dumping him when he had a fight with Grendl. He tears there heads off with his claws and tosses their bodies into the river under a bridge that looked like his home before. Once he hides the bodies he hastily runs quickly back to his desk to pretend sleep.
lol thanks for the comment enjoyed reading this theories brilliant
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Monkey=Bufkin
Maybelle did it. Case solved.
What, does this need any proof?
It's mr. Toad!
PROOF IT with your wild allegations Azlyn poor Maybelle!!!
Or am I referring to different monkey his evil twin the plot thickens
You're all blind to the fact that Mickey Mouse did it!
A mystery...i will help you people to solve the problem!
You can be the greatest detective's and i can be Dick Grayson...you'r Ward! That's Robin!
Elementary my dear Watson what results do you have
I got alot of clues! I'm on the case!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcHy8xEt2QI
You're all wrong, it's clearly Bigby himself.
They chopped off their own heads. The bodies then developed a sort of "chicken effect", running around aimlessly until they fell into the river.
Candleja
*le gasp *
Indeed, i have not thought of that. How foolish of me to exclude the possibility of Bufkin's evil twin's introduction in this plot full of twists.
You may slap some sense into me.
O rlly?
How hypocritical of you to say, since you yourself are blind to the fact that these murders are obviously an example of the dark art that roots in DUCKS. How foolish, indeed. Therefore, if we may go the path you have chosen, i am obliged to tell you that your statement is completely false, sir. I am at the moment on the hunt for the real killer, too obvious to be added as a suspect by others.
Or is he?
But WHAT IF Faith's body never fell in the river in the first place? WHAT IF the brutality of the killer was also caused by him being a necrophile? That explains it all, doesn't it?
Dolan, pls. Gooby must've dun it, that sly batard.
Considering I've read the comics and I'm rather familiar with the canon, I'd rule out Bufkin, Grimble, and Colin considering they all play a large or even pivotal roles in the comic. I'd point the finger at Crane considering his appearance in the comic and the role he plays in the game, not to mention it's never explained in the comics what happened to make him resign as fable town's mayor. Of course, the woodsman doesn't appear in the comics, and neither does mister toad aside from a tombstone that only appears in a single panel so there could still be a twist ending to all this.
Definitely but made it as sort of joke thread where find theories how they caused the murders even though the character mentioned definitely didn't just for bit of fun. But thanks for the comment that's really interesting with toad.
I think it was Bigby. Sleep-wolfing.
Ahem.
Firstly, it is clear that Maybelle was thought dead by all, yes? That she was only a stupid cow (with all due respect, dear Maybelle), zombie bait. Well, what if she was NOT? What if, all that time at the St. John's, all she wanted was to prove herself? What if all this time, as people ran aimlessly, she was creating a plan most maleficent, and genius? I present to you, Maybelle the cow, an underestimated killer, an evil animal that actually desired more than she could get.
After the St. John incident, and after the group had left, Maybelle was left alone. Nobody knew it, but she had expected everything. Because, in fact, she was the brains behind that whole terrible affair. She had drunk the gasoline. Yes, indeed. She had, with the price of a terrible indigestion that led to her stomach bloating, making the people believe she is pregnant. That's only the start of her plan. She had been the one making the bandits remember the farm, therefore leading to Mark being shot and killed. Then, after the St. John's had been defeated, she used a time machine, which she had created herself from hay bales and potatoes, because everyone knows potatoes generate so much energy that they can transport you back in time, and got to Fabletown. Yes, she knew about Fabletown. She's older than she looks. She KNOWS EVERYTHING. The second part of her revenge begins there. Not on the St. Johns, but on the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE. And Fables. Because some look human. She killed Faith because she reminded Maybelle of her young prostitution days, in which she was used as a dummy at the bull rape school. She was paid to let bulls do the do with her, therefore earning their degree as "expert rapists". She killed Faith, then she learned about Puddin' N' Pie, and killed Lilly, too, because she thought she looked ugly as fuck. Yep, Maybelle is a racist against trolls, too. And i know, that's only the beginning of Maybelle's official kill list.
Case closed.
xD
I love how we just play along.
Hahaha yes beautifully random I do like with so much depth thank you
Mindblown Damn it no plothole's you defeated me again
Expert rapists I KNEW IT from your story knew it had to be true just knew it.
Did you, now?
Do you know EVERYTHING?
ARE YOU JESUS, SIR?
ARE YOU?!
Maybe
(raises arms awkwardly) Where else but the internet? And most importantly, the Telltale forums out of all places. ;D
It was probably me.
Maybe it's Maybelle.
I BELIEVE IN JESUS WITH A BEARD. DO YOU HAVE A BEARD, SIR? OR ARE YOU JUST HERE TO BRUTISHLY MURDER MY DREAMS?
WELL?! ARE YOU A DREAM SERIAL KILLER, MARK? ARE YOU?! ARE YOU, LIKE, THE GHOSTBUSTERS FOR DREAMS?
Like, Dolan's working place is the forums. That's where he belongs. On the forums of a game company. I bet he was born in one of those CD cases at their place. Dolan is secretly a virus meant to butt-fuck their game plots so bad, but yeah. Dolan is stupid, so it will never work. Because Telltale is just too awesome, they have, like, Jesus with a beard on their side. They are getting far too strong to be stopped by anyone.
HEY!
IT JUST CAME TO ME!
I KNOW WHO THE KILLER REALLY IS!
Pause for dramatic effect...
*drums *
Still waiting...
Telltale is the killer.
Beware!
It was Kenny. And that explains where he was between seasons of The Walking Dead, too.
i think it's Bluebeard because he wants to be the mayor or the sheriff when Faith and Lily died he was out of town we don't know if he was really out of town OR he killed those women and hired tweedle dee and tweedle dum for a reason that's my guess
NO
That, OR that Job guy, the one who posted those tweets! Damn conspiracies.
Chupacabra
Oh, good, i thought you'd look suspicious and shit.
But, NOPE. NOTHING WEIRD OR UNHEALTHY ABOUT YOUR APPEARANCE.
YOU MAY GO ABOUT YOUR DAY, KIND SIR.