'Do you even care about us strays?' - Holly (or similar)
'RoOOar! GROOAR!' - Wolf Bigby
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 times in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 times in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
I'm a big fan too of this line !
But the "Fuck it" just after it's awesome too.
Bloody Mary most badass character in a video game !
It's not really a line but this made me laugth very hard :
Gren won't remember this.
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 ti… moremes in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
I'm a big fan too of this line !
But the "Fuck it" just after it's awesome too.
Bloody Mary most badass character in a video game !
It's not really a line but this made me laugth very hard :
Gren won't remember this.
"what did you want me to do, yank on his hair? I'm only three feet tall, there are limits here."
Snow: "why not mention this before? Bufkin: "No one asked me!" Snow: "Bufkin!!" Bufkin: "And I'm hangover, I'm sorry."
Grendel: "what, he's a traveller, a weary traveler, in search of some...hospitality, right?
Grendel: "Whatever, it's alright, I'm too out of it to get into it."
Grendel: "Actually, Bigby, if you if you'll excuse me, it seems that I'm gonna pass out. what a day, am I right, Sheriff? what a f**kin' day....(pass out)
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 ti… moremes in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
I'm a big fan too of this line !
But the "Fuck it" just after it's awesome too.
Bloody Mary most badass character in a video game !
It's not really a line but this made me laugth very hard :
Gren won't remember this.
Also, "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores...and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."
The line where Bigby hires Aunty Greenleaf. I can't remember it exactly verbatim but just his tone and ending it with "and you get to keep your f***ing tree" just made it for me.
When Bigby chooses "He's the prime suspect!" when arguing with Snow about Crane's innocence. Snow presents a long list of logical reasons why Crane did this/that/the other but isn't the murderer.
Bigby sort of pauses then says, exasperated: "...Well... It's still fucking disgusting!" in the manner of a child who knows he is wrong, has lost the argument, but still can't bear to let it go. I found it hilarious.
"Tweedle Dee...what's that thing that...you know, the mundies call me?
"Wh-wha-"
My nickname, you know what I'm talking about.
"Bloo-Bloody Ma-"
Bloody Mary that's it, thank you.
And do you know why they call me that?
Because some of them, they like to have their little sleepovers, and run into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror.
They find it less funny when I show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. bark
And I do that like a hobby, like golf, to relax.
This is my job, and I like my job.
So think about what I'm going to do you, your girl, and the rest of your friends if you don't hand over that little sockpuppet right now.
'That fucking piece of shit!' - Bigby
'Do you even care about us strays?' - Holly (or similar)
'RoOOar! GROOAR!' - Wolf Bigby
'They… more call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 times in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
Aunty Greenleaf: "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores, and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."
Bigby: "Taking it easy's not really my thing, doc.
Swineheart: "Well, whatever your thing is, try to make it work better for you next time."
Snow: "He's a neat freak, but he was never that smart."
Bufkin: "Smart enough to take a piece of the mirror."
All the good ones have been said, but there's one a lot of people (around 80%) would have missed. If you go to Tweedle's first, when Flycatcher sees you, he says something like this:
Flycatcher: "Oh hi, Sheriff Bigby. It's me, Flycatcher. I used to work in the Woodlands."
Bigby: "I know who you are!"
Bigby's got this I-don't-have-time-for-this-shit attitude.
Comments
'That fucking piece of shit!' - Bigby
'Do you even care about us strays?' - Holly (or similar)
'RoOOar! GROOAR!' - Wolf Bigby
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 times in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
"He's in MY custody" - Bigby
'They call me that because some of them think it's fun to make their little sleepovers and go to their little bathrooms and say my name 5 times in a mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. WOOF!' - Bloody Mary
I'm a big fan too of this line !
But the "Fuck it" just after it's awesome too.
Bloody Mary most badass character in a video game !
It's not really a line but this made me laugth very hard :
Gren won't remember this.
Bigby: Dearie...I'm the Big Bad Wolf.
and also
Bigby: Fuckin' witches.
"I'm too out of it to get into it." = Grendel
"this is them showing up to a funeral with fucking shotguns!"
When the editor saw "Gren won't remember this," he must have smirked his arse off! "Yeah, that's definitely staying in. Good work."
It's not dialogue, but "Gren won't remember this." takes the cake. Also, the line before it. "Actually Bigby, I seems I'm just gonna pass out."
The conversation with "Rachel" if you chose the humorous dialogue is funny too.
Pretty much everything Mary says is awesome as well.
"Lets spare all the fuss, its just a dead whore" - I love the tastelessness behind that remark.
It hurts...When you do it that fast. -Aunty Greenleaf
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Every line Bigby says while he's angry. God my testicles are blown-up cause of his voice.
I laughed so hard when it said Gren won't remember this.
After punching Georgie:
-Fucking fuck!
"I'd tell you to run, but it won't do any good. Just make it more fun for me."
"what did you want me to do, yank on his hair? I'm only three feet tall, there are limits here."
Snow: "why not mention this before? Bufkin: "No one asked me!" Snow: "Bufkin!!" Bufkin: "And I'm hangover, I'm sorry."
Grendel: "what, he's a traveller, a weary traveler, in search of some...hospitality, right?
Grendel: "Whatever, it's alright, I'm too out of it to get into it."
Grendel: "Actually, Bigby, if you if you'll excuse me, it seems that I'm gonna pass out. what a day, am I right, Sheriff? what a f**kin' day....(pass out)
** (?) (Gren won't remember this.) **
gren wont remember this
it was funny to see that, but it was a good way to get information. maybe that sort of thing will return
I was thinking the same thing. Her voice is just a great draw.
"Dearie, I'm the big bad wolf"
Also, "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores...and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."
BigBy: That motherfuking piece of shit.....
Also I laughed when Gren pass out, says 'Gren won't remember this'
Gren: "Sleep walkers and trolls, I think that's the rule"
Georgie: "Oh, I see... come to audition your bitch" - that's so deliciously tasteless.
RACHEL-where do u get ur clothes? SNOW- uhhhh the store.
RACHEL-I saw a spider their once, it was pretty. she is so dam cute!!
The line where Bigby hires Aunty Greenleaf. I can't remember it exactly verbatim but just his tone and ending it with "and you get to keep your f***ing tree" just made it for me.
When you examine Crane's books, there's one named "The Joy of Lovemaking"
Bigby: "If I had to guess... this shit didn't work."
"I thought you trusted me."
"I do, but you have a hot head and a big heart, and those don't always make the best combination."
I second that
Gren won't remember this
"They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog."
Bigby: "Snow, can you just... do something here? I never have any idea what to say to these people."
Snow: "You mean children?"
Snow: "We can't just let Bluebeard run amok in Crane's place!"
Bluebeard: "HA!"
I just love the way Bluebeard delivers that line.
When Bigby chooses "He's the prime suspect!" when arguing with Snow about Crane's innocence. Snow presents a long list of logical reasons why Crane did this/that/the other but isn't the murderer.
Bigby sort of pauses then says, exasperated: "...Well... It's still fucking disgusting!" in the manner of a child who knows he is wrong, has lost the argument, but still can't bear to let it go. I found it hilarious.
"Tweedle Dee...what's that thing that...you know, the mundies call me?
"Wh-wha-"
My nickname, you know what I'm talking about.
"Bloo-Bloody Ma-"
Bloody Mary that's it, thank you.
And do you know why they call me that?
Because some of them, they like to have their little sleepovers, and run into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror.
They find it less funny when I show up and feed their lungs to the family dog. bark
And I do that like a hobby, like golf, to relax.
This is my job, and I like my job.
So think about what I'm going to do you, your girl, and the rest of your friends if you don't hand over that little sockpuppet right now.
Bloody Mary is so psychotically evil. The way she drags the Axe against the wall. *shivers"
Bigby to Snow at Aunty Greenleafs, vaguely recited:
Bigby: "Snow, would you please? I never know how to talk to these people!"
Grim-faced Snow: "You mean "children"?"
Aunty Greenleaf: "It hurts when you do it that fast."
Aunty Greenleaf: "You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores, and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die."
Bigby: "Taking it easy's not really my thing, doc.
Swineheart: "Well, whatever your thing is, try to make it work better for you next time."
Snow: "He's a neat freak, but he was never that smart."
Bufkin: "Smart enough to take a piece of the mirror."
"Well, pardon the intrusion. I wasn't aware this was a munchkin's house." Bigby smiles.
I just love the way Bigby said it.
All the good ones have been said, but there's one a lot of people (around 80%) would have missed. If you go to Tweedle's first, when Flycatcher sees you, he says something like this:
Flycatcher: "Oh hi, Sheriff Bigby. It's me, Flycatcher. I used to work in the Woodlands."
Bigby: "I know who you are!"
Bigby's got this I-don't-have-time-for-this-shit attitude.
"Gren won't remember this".
Laughed for like 5 minutes.