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  • Michelle was Tavia's daughter.

  • edited July 2014

    Kenny's a woman.
    Clementine is actually Lee in disguise.

  • The Russians aren't actually speaking Russian, they're speaking parseltongue. Arvo's drugs were liquid luck and pumpkin juice.

  • Tavia is sexy

  • Christa, Molly and Jane show up in full punk rocker gear, butcher everyone except Clementine and the baby, and they walk off into the sunset together. Just before they disappear from view, Clementine and Jane do a freeze frame high five.

  • edited July 2014

    Jane is Clem from the future. She went back in time to teach her younger self a new survival skills and make Cluke come to life. Jaime is just allusion to Sarah.

  • Clementine is actually spreading the virus to new people. She is the sole reason the Zombie apocalypse exists in the first place. She was the first infected person and it was hoped she would be a biological weapon. The only reason the Zombie apocalypse perpetuates is because she travels. If she had stayed put many people would still be alive.

  • Sitting with Luke or kenny will be the most important choice in ep 5

  • If that's true then it seems Clementine had gotten plastic surgery in the future

    Jane is Clem from the future. She went back in time to teach her younger self a new survival skills and make Cluke come to life. Jaime is just allusion to Sarah.

  • edited July 2014

    Vladimir Putin had heard tales from America of the Badass that is Clementine. So he decided to send a group of Russians (Avo) to America to challenge her Badassery.

  • She... went white and never went right?

    Yo-da-Man posted: »

    If that's true then it seems Clementine had gotten plastic surgery in the future

  • Well, we know who will win, right guys?

    Yo-da-Man posted: »

    Vladimir Putin had heard tales from America of the Badass that is Clementine. So he decided to send a group of Russians (Avo) to America to challenge her Badassery.

  • Clementine was a walker this whole time.

  • If you chose the star, Clem will be abducted by aliens. If you chose the angel, Clem will escape the zombie apocalypse in a time-traveling phone booth.

    xValkyx posted: »

    The choice between the star or angel topper is going to play a huge part in the next episode.

  • That's not a secret Lee...
    shayan80 posted: »

    Tavia is sexy

  • Clementine is actually Michael Jackson.

    She... went white and never went right?

  • edited July 2014

    The man with Lobster claws saves Eddie at the end of Wyatt's story in 400 days.

    Russell was actually Nate's son, literally his 'boy'.

    Lee knew the walker was behind the trash can, and allowed to it to bite him. He loved Clementine too much to see her demise, which he knew is inevitable, so he wanted to leave her on a good note, knowing she would harden and become the little girl she is today.

    Carley is actually Robin from How I Met Your Mother.

  • Arvo is actually Niko Bellic's cousin.

  • :0 IS ARVO ROMAN????

    TinyCarlos posted: »

    Arvo is actually Niko Bellic's cousin.

  • Lee knew the walker was behind the trash can, and allowed to it to bite him. He loved Clementine too much to see her demise, which he knew is inevitable, so he wanted to leave her on a good note, knowing she would harden and become the little girl she is today.

    DAYUM... cries in corner

    The man with Lobster claws saves Eddie at the end of Wyatt's story in 400 days. Russell was actually Nate's son, literally his 'boy'.

  • I wish this actually happened.

  • Trevor Phillips will kill the Russians with. Mini gun and he will spawn a helicopter and then he will fly to the sky

  • Luke and jane were actually playing Yahtzee.

  • I guess we'll find out if Arvo likes bowling..

    :0 IS ARVO ROMAN????

  • Bonnie is actually an urban that pretends very well.

  • Hank is Sams pet microwave.

  • Sarita was actually a boat, that's why Kenny loved her so much.

  • Carver is going to return with a leatherface and kill Kenny at the end of Episode 5. Luke will watch and cheer as he masturbates to a photograph of Jane he secretly took.

  • Woah uh...

    Carver is going to return with a leatherface and kill Kenny at the end of Episode 5. Luke will watch and cheer as he masturbates to a photograph of Jane he secretly took.

  • edited July 2014

    Yeah remember that lady in the woods. She touched the hat. And she DIED. (it's funny that you can say to her "you stole clementine's hat" before shooting her 2 seconds later.)

    That's basically confirmed though.

  • Lesson here: DON'T FUCK WITH CLEM NOR HER HAT.

    Impalala posted: »

    Yeah remember that lady in the woods. She touched the hat. And she DIED. (it's funny that you can say to her "you stole clementine's hat" before shooting her 2 seconds later.)

  • Cousin, it is your cousin. Let's go bowling!

    TinyCarlos posted: »

    I guess we'll find out if Arvo likes bowling..

  • I thought they were playing twister

    Rylee posted: »

    Luke and jane were actually playing Yahtzee.

  • There are no trolls on the internet

    Oh were talking about the game

    Jane and Luke were just playing patty cake

  • Christa is Avro's "sister".

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    Photographic proof of thier business.

    Nicks face XD

  • Nick: "I didn't care. We were having fun."

    O RLY?

    Photographic proof of thier business. Nicks face XD

  • edited July 2014

    During the time Kenny was gone for two years, he went to Fabletown, where there were no walkers at all for some reason.

    He goes to get a drink after seeing a talking frog, and is extremely confused by it, thinking he's lost his mind. He gets in a fight with Gren at the Trip Trap after saying his eye was stupid, and then Gren transforms into his true form. Kenny says "FUCK" a few times before hauling his ass back into the Apocalypse side of the world.

    "At least things are fucking normal here. I mean really, talkin frogs? And what the fuck was that guy at the bar?"

    He never speaks of this to anyone, for no one would ever believe him.
    Also, Sarita was a Fable. xD

  • Nick actually knew where the river was

  • why would anyone think these are valid

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