OK, guys, you can finally stop complaining about a lack of updates! (For the time being)
You're running away as fast as you can, but the guy screams "NO!! I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE!!!" and hits you on the back of the head. Hard. You collapse and start to black out. You have one vague memory, though you can't quite place what it is. You feel compelled to open the box, but you black out... Though you hear a few little pops before going out completely...
You wake up, though you still feel a little disoriented. You see your pursuer on the ground, the box still opened, and a shelf. (I know I said there was stuff on the shelves, but I don't feel like drawing them. Imagine a few jars or something there.)
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You're running away as fast as you can, but the guy screams "NO!! I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE!!!" and hits you on the back of the head. Hard. You collapse and start to black out. You have one vague memory, though you can't quite place what it is. You feel compelled to open the box, but you black out... Though you hear a few little pops before going out completely...
GIMP. It's awesome.
You wake up, though you still feel a little disoriented. You see your pursuer on the ground, the box still opened, and a shelf. (I know I said there was stuff on the shelves, but I don't feel like drawing them. Imagine a few jars or something there.)
and/or
>Examine contents of jars.
OR
>check mans pockets for wallet and ID. (and, steal a few bucks if you want.)
OR
>check the invisible jars to see wats in them. (but, then again, if you can't even see the jars, maybe there's more invisible inside of them.)
(woah. Um... Can you say MindBlow?)
or
>Examine Body
Still disoriented, you walk over to the guy on the floor and this is what you see...
>See if he's holding anything.
>Check his pockets
It's not a real shirt, though it's pretty convincing, right? RIGHT?!
> Eat his skin
You decide to check his pockets, but first see if he's alive or not.
Oh, God... It's him...
THE IGNORANCE
IT HUUUUUURTSSSSS
Ooh! Nine hundredth post in this thread!
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Shake him until he wakes up
>Take all the stuff in his pockets
>show him to chris and ask him who it is, then tell the police that you killed *insert criminal name*, demanding a reward.
LOL! That made me laugh.
You think it would now be a good idea to examine this general area. JUST DO IT.
GO. AWAY.
Either be more serious here, or get out.