Tatesville: Another Silly Adventure!

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    >Check the map, but don't touch it
    or
    >Follow the Timberlings
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    You mostly get wounds, better find a nearest lake.

    Here's the map!
    SwampofSorrow.jpg

    Well, looks like this entire forest is filled with water. Better pick a direction.
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    > north-north-north-north-north-north-west...
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    SwampofSorrow-1.jpg

    Nice going Dr. Knowitall....
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    >Go Dennis
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    Monster: Oh, back so- YOU'RE ON FIRE!
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    > Fight fire with Fire (roughly translated as 'Dump yourself in the lava')
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    Monster: stay away from my lava.
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    > tell him "no, unless you have some other solution..."
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    Monster: You'll die if you go in the lava, there's some water near Jackie's House, I suppose I could teleport you there..

    Teleport to Jackie's House (Y/N)
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    > Y not. (it's not like the plot will go on if we don't)
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    You jump in the portal, and...

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    You land right back in the Forest of Sorrows, go south, nearest direction and only go south!
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    > go south, then get the gun away from my head eat some cake...
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    You go south and see a log, town is north from here.
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    > get LOG.
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    You cannot get ye Log, it is bolted down to thy floor.
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    > get FLOOR.
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    Ye cannot get ye floor it is bolted down to the log.
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    > get BOTH.
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    Oh alright.. You grab the Log and a bucket of water falls on you, you're saved! Now go to the President!
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    > do exactly that.
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    You walk, and you see two big guards, probably the President's guards, they have a captured Timberling, they're taking him to the Great Tree, follow or go the other way?
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    > go the other way, screaming.
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    You do so, Guards catch you as well, one way trip to the President!
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    > grin...and dribble.
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    NO!!!!! N-O, spells no..
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    > sit and watch...until you get further into the storyline.
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    You dream about marshmellows.. Mmmmm..
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    > wake up.
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    You wake up but get a vision.
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    Monster: The barrel will show you the way! Don't trust the orange snake!
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    > write down a reminder to punch OoT when you see him next.
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    >Look for Donkey Kong (he usually has some barrels near him)
    >Walk with the guards to the President
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    You're tied up, they're carrying you, all you can see is the Timberling.
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    >Fall asleep
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    > wonder why it's taking so long for them to carry you to your destination.
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    Because they're trying to kill you slowly..
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    > sneeze at them.
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    O_O
    >Scream for help
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    They gag you, you're screwed.
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    > advance the plot somehow.
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