Jesus was fu&ing kidding him
So while we wait for episode 4 I figured I'd go ahead and write up a story about winston. It can be inception style if you guys like. If anyone wants to add anything, write it in, and if it's good enough I'll add it to the main story. and now, without further ado, I present: Jesus was Fu**ing kidding him
As Winston Lay on the ground, walkers closing in upon him, his life ending because of an 11 year old girl, he had one thought. "Jesus..... are you... 'cough cough' fu&%ing.... Kidding me!?" He saw a bright Light... a robed figure descended! it was Jesus! He looked at Winston, and then with a twinkle in his eye, said: "Yes."
Winston Montgomery woke up to the smell of a pot of coffee, brewed by his 23 year old daughter. He had just had a very strange dream. but he thought nothing of it as he looked over at his beautiful wife lying in bed. He got up, called his 19 year old daughter at college, and then said Hi to his 6 year old boy, who had woken up and come to say good morning. He dressed and made breakfast for His family. His daughter sat down, and he had to go wake his wife and his 15 year old son, who had stayed up late last night playing video games. He sighed contentedly. life was good. and no one was fu($ing kidding him.
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after re-reading and seeing how long this was, I had to do this.