Another original silly adventure: The Adventures of Dave

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  • edited December 2008
    I think that's the key to the bathroom.
    >Steal it while he's not looking
  • edited December 2008
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    In the split second Rosco's blinking (he doesn't very often, he's kinda paranoid), you extend your arm and grab the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH! Yeah! Now if you only understood his complex explanation of what it was...
  • edited December 2008
    >Ask Rosco if he happens to have the Hannah Montana CD.
  • edited December 2008
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    Normally Rosco would answer that question, but he suspects you of taking his SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH.
  • edited December 2008
    Shoot Rosco.
  • edited December 2008
    With what?
  • edited December 2008
    >Use the *insert many letters here* on the bathroom door
  • edited December 2008
    > Knock Rosco out and drag the body into the janitor's closet
  • edited December 2008
    >Use the *insert many letters here* on the bathroom door
    You mean the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH? OK.
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    Whaddaya know. It fits.
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    Is that a Hannah Montana CD on the floor over there?
  • edited December 2008
    > Bring the Hanna Montanna CD to the Devil
  • edited December 2008
    >Get the Hannah Montana CD, then go to Hell
    Remember kids, that really happens! Hannah Montana CDs are the pinnacle of evil, and an automatic ticket to Hell!
  • edited December 2008
    > If anyone tries to stop you, threaten them with a random and crudely drawn anvil
  • edited December 2008
    You actually saw that? Good for you. Helps the brain flourish (or maybe decay).
    Anyways...
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    Just as you're about to take it, a random girl pops up and claims the CD is hers.
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    Uh...Then you threaten her with a random and crudely drawn anvil.
    ...to be continued in the next post. I ran out of room.
  • edited December 2008
    For inventory check my previous post.
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    But it doesn't transport you to hell.
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    It transports you to a graveyard, which is pretty close though.
  • edited December 2008
    > See if the Devl comes
  • edited December 2008
    This seems like a trap the Devil might set up...but at the moment he doesn't come. Maybe he's waiting for you to do something.
  • edited December 2008
    >Die (This is actually relevant)
  • edited December 2008
    At least you skipped the LOL bit.
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    NO NO NO!!! JUST KIDDING!!! You still have a chance!
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    You have now died for the second time. Hey look. You're back in hell again.
  • edited December 2008
    >Give him the unholy CD
  • edited December 2008
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    Oh boy!
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    Okay...that's just a really creepy picture I made of Dave. It gives me goosebumps.
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    AAH! That's the end, I guess. But what's the barrel over there?
  • edited December 2008
    Hey, Bill Nye the Science Guy is AWESOME.
    >Burn through the ropes with the poy zin chips somehow
    >Get the un-poy zin
  • edited December 2008
    But i like Bill Nye. :(
    >Throw poyzin chips in vat.
  • edited December 2008
    Bill Nye is funny when you don't have to take notes. Then you get to focus on the jokes. But TAKING notes while watching it, um... it kinda makes me feel as though he's mocking me. Sorry if I offended you.

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    Dave uses his really long arms to get the un-poy zin.
  • edited December 2008
    >Put the chips in the un-poy zin
  • edited December 2008
    >Drink the entire contents of the un-poy zin.
  • edited December 2008
    >Put the chips in the un-poy zin

    You might need the chips for something.

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    Dave guzzles down the entire thing. It reverses the effects of the poy zin and makes Dave mortal again.
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    You wake up in Rosco's bathroom. The Wendy's girl is no longer here. You're beginning to think it all was a dream...
  • edited December 2008
    >Walk out the door.
  • edited December 2008
    >"Releive" yourself... and keep it... in a bottle... justincase... in tyhe washroom ur in...
  • edited December 2008
    just a note from earlier:
    You have now died for the second time. Hey look. You're back in hell again.

    actually, third time, you died of poy zin twice, and from dying once.

    anyway
    > look for any "model volcanoes".
  • edited December 2008
    Well, I think it's the second time in hell.
    Now you've relieved yourself and have the...uh... "Whyzit."
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    You're back in Rosco's. You ask him for some model volcanoes for sale, but he still thinks you stole his SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH. Maybe there's a storeroom somewhere.
  • edited December 2008
    >dance, and don't ask questions.

    >then go in the storage room

    >and then give Rosco a poisoned chip
  • edited December 2008
    >Return the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH
  • edited December 2008
    After doing a gay little jig, you return the SDMUDTBIIAHITPWLTARWOWRH to Rosco. You don't know where the storeroom is, so you can't go there. Rosco seems to trust you now.
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    So he trusts you when you offer him a poisoned chip.
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    Oh dear, you seem to have killed him. Let's hope his soul winds up in a good place...and that the cops don't find out.
  • edited December 2008
    >Scream like a little girl
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    Dave yelps randomly. This is another instance of creepy Dave.
  • edited December 2008
    >Loot the body, then impersonate him, making a fortune selling mildly stolen goods.
  • edited December 2008
    > use WHYZIT on Rosco's body, then climb onto roof and try to fly.
  • edited December 2008
    > Drag his body into the janitor's closet
  • edited December 2008
    How come everybody hates Rosco? I can't let you do that...it's just...wrong...
  • edited December 2008
    why can't I use the WHYZIT on Rosco's body, it might bring him back to life.
    WHYZIT do that? i don't know, but it sounds logical. anyway:
    > use WHYZIT on Rosco's body, then climb onto roof and try to fly. please.
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