I think you woke him up!
You climb onto the roof to see if you can fly. Looks like you're gonna have to jump!
OOH.
The force of your fall made a flier or something come off of Rosco's wall.
This is beginning to sound like MS Paint Adventures.
So I'm gonna go with your first suggestion.
You descend the toilet.
Is this deeper than hell?
You reach the bottom of the pit. Or you think it's the bottom. What you think is a lightbulb is over your head.
OK, never mind. That didn't take as long as I thought.
You can hear him breathing, but you poke him and he doesn't move.
You go through the tunnel that makes you look like you're in a widescreen movie.
You come out of a manhole. Wait...weren't you just crawling? Something weird is going on here.
You try to prove you're right side up by falling down the manhole again, but I guess the gravity there is different.
You climb out again, wondering why you even did it in the first place.
Dave's mama raised him well enough to make it known it was rude to destroy people's houses. Besides, that house might be important. Mayyyyyyybeeee....
You enter the building to find these weird green stairs. Ugh.
> buy stairs off owner using couthcon and use the stairs to climb onto some clouds.
or, if that doesn't work.
> feed owner poisoned chips and then steal the stairs.
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Yuck.
I think you woke him up!
You climb onto the roof to see if you can fly. Looks like you're gonna have to jump!
OOH.
The force of your fall made a flier or something come off of Rosco's wall.
Edit...Sorry I take up so much space.
You hath no more whyzit. You can always...um...make some more, though.
Anyhow, you enter Rosco's. Rosco's alive and dripping in whyzit. You don't know what to get with the couthcon. You don't even know what Rosco SELLS!
That's the creepiest Dave yet.
Rosco's in the bathroom now.
You give Rosco a goodbye wave and flush him down the toilet. Wait...there was no water in that.
Or even better
>Take a leak
Do it!!! Do it!!! Muahahahahaha!!!
So I'm gonna go with your first suggestion.
You descend the toilet.
Is this deeper than hell?
You reach the bottom of the pit. Or you think it's the bottom. What you think is a lightbulb is over your head.
>Use the toilet you're in...
Good thinking. You turn it on and...
Dramatic pause...
To be continued in episode 2! Oh boy! Because I ran out of space on my first album!
"This can only end in violence."
ADVENTURES OF DAVE EPISODE 2 (The icon!!!)
You are in the same place as last time, with all the same items in your inventory.
The opening to the pit you just climbed down is above you. A tunnel is in front of you. And you're on top of Rosco.
You can hear him breathing, but you poke him and he doesn't move.
You go through the tunnel that makes you look like you're in a widescreen movie.
You come out of a manhole. Wait...weren't you just crawling? Something weird is going on here.
You try to prove you're right side up by falling down the manhole again, but I guess the gravity there is different.
You climb out again, wondering why you even did it in the first place.
You enter the building to find these weird green stairs. Ugh.
> Ugh
or
>Push someone down the stairs
or, if that doesn't work.
> feed owner poisoned chips and then steal the stairs.