An unoriginal EVIL adventure

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  • edited January 2009
    By skinning him and sewing up his skin into, Like, A pouch-y shape and put a ring on the top so you can secure it with a cork.
  • edited January 2009
    You must kill him first, but you can't go back to jail. What should you do?
  • edited January 2009
    > kill the police, then kill him.
  • edited January 2009
    You have nothing to kill with
  • edited January 2009
    > get killing item from future self, then kill everyone, then turn the police into the killing item and go back in time to give it to yourself, then turn assistant into leather flask.
  • edited January 2009
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > get killing item from future self, then kill everyone, then turn the police into the killing item and go back in time to give it to yourself, then turn assistant into leather flask.

    Error
    MouldCube has entered faulty idea
    Cancel OK
  • edited January 2009
    no capital c in mouldcube.

    > find something else to do.
  • edited January 2009
    You decide to go play with your pet cat, Fluffums
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    > scream, as fluffums has just scratched your eyes out (wow, I seem to be getting increasingly violent).
  • edited January 2009
    You shriek in terror as your once beloved, declawed, pet turns into an uncaring, fierce, animal.
  • edited January 2009
    > Turn into the hulk with a rediculously dramatic transcript... or not
  • edited January 2009
    > film a ninja kitten.
  • edited January 2009
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > film a ninja kitten.

    You're currently in blinding pain and bleeding from your eyes. I don't think you can do that
  • edited January 2009
    > fix eyes, THEN film a ninja kitten.
  • edited January 2009
    You run to the hospital and get your eyes fix'd but you're now afraid of cats.
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    > film a ninja PARROT
    oh, and:
    > make machine to destroy all cats.
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    You run to the pet store and ask for a NiNJA PARROT the owner looks at you like you hat a DOG tied to your forehead.
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    > take DOG off forhead and use it to destroy cats.
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    You don't have a DOG tied to your forehead
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    > STEAL a ninja parrot
  • edited January 2009
    > check what IS on your forhead.
  • edited January 2009
    You check your forehead and find a SCAB. Eeeeeeeeeewwwww....
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    > Eat SCAB
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    You do so and now the owner loses his LUNCH
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    > Mold LUNCH onto ninja parrot
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    You're a sick man Snicklin
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    Melt action figure onto NINJA PARROT so it becomes MUTANT NINJA PARROT.
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    You go to the ACTiON FiGURE shop and they're having a sale on NiNJA PARROT ACTiON FiGURES
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    > make them all into MUTANT NINJA PARROTS.
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    You go to the counter and ask him for all the N.P.A.F. After recieving them you go home and attempt to make them live.
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    > see how they're getting on.
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    You look like a freak who wants to make toys live.
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    no, I don't want them to live, I just want them to be MUTANT NINJA PARROTS.
    > arm MUTANT NINJA PARROTS with guns.
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    You go to the Toys R Us and buy the MUTANT NiNJA PARROT ACTiON FiGURE SET and SOME PLASTiC GUNS.
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    > fit machanical gears inside of them and then make them destroy all the cats, then laugh insnely.
  • edited February 2009
    but you like kitties....
  • edited February 2009
    You run to the hospital and get your eyes fix'd but you're now afraid of cats.

    liking cats indeed, hah.
    > destroy all traces of cats.
  • edited February 2009
    You remember that memory and go on an adventure to destroy cats.
  • edited February 2009
    > create animated GIF of you chasing a cat.
  • edited February 2009
    Sorry i'm bad at any form of animation meaning i don't know how to
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