An unoriginal EVIL adventure

Mouldcube

> stare at a cat until it dies.

StinkomanFan

You: ಠ_ಠ
Cat:
Ya..... That's not gonna work

Mouldcube

> develop a fear of weegee.

StinkomanFan

You run screaming and everyone thinks your insane. There's something not right about that CAT.

Mouldcube

> check to see if CAT is actually your ASSISTANT.

StinkomanFan

You sneak up on the CAT but it gets away before can learn anything.
Stalk CAT?
Y/N

Mouldcube

> Y?
(heh heh)

StinkomanFan

You follow the CAT to an ALLEY. The CAT gets on its hind feet and mutters to himself about incompitance.
You: D8

Mouldcube

> shoot cat.
or, if no gun availible:
> pick cat up and smash him against the wall.

StinkomanFan

You attempt to sneak up on the CAT but something tells you not too. The CAT picks up a MAN-HOLE COVER and climbs down the HOLE.
You: HOLY SH-oot!

Mouldcube

> use a button to *ahem* "clear out" the sewers...with a huge explosion.

StinkomanFan

You press a bottun and the sewers asplode. WOO! but the sewer in that manhole doesn't asplode, and you kill'd hundreds of people for nothing.....WOO-HOO!

Guy in a Box

>Go into demolished sewers

StinkomanFan

You go into a different sewer hole and find an ODD ITEM

Mouldcube

> rub ODD ITEM on some TOAST.

StinkomanFan

You grab the ODD ITEM and it starts shining
You: *confused*

Mouldcube

> use it to fuel a SUPER POWEFUL CAT-DESTROYING LASER TORCH!

StinkomanFan

You put it in the SPCDLT but it spits it out.

Mouldcube

> sigh

StinkomanFan

You sigh

Mouldcube

> throw ODD ITEM down the tunnel out of frustration.

StinkomanFan

You throw the ODD ITEM down the hall and hit something.

Mouldcube

> see what you hit, while grinning the whole time.

StinkomanFan

You walk over and find a brick wall with a crack in it blocking your path the ODD ITEM is behind it along with a homeless guy. Based on the trujectory you threw the item it shouldn't have gone through the crack..... but you shrug it off.

Guy in a Box

>talk to homeless guy about the ODD ITEM

StinkomanFan

He's dead, Jim.

Mouldcube

> use telekenesis to repetedly slam the dead homeless guy against the wall.

StinkomanFan

Who do you think you are? Mewtwo?

Mouldcube

> yes, err, i mean, invent a machine to give you telekenesis.

StinkomanFan

Who do you think you are? Jeff Andonuts?

Mouldcube

> stare at wall.

StinkomanFan

You:
Wall: ಠ_ಠ

How come everything you stare at stares back at you.

Mouldcube

> ask nearest person to you for a strategy guide.

StinkomanFan

The homeless guy wakes up. You fail as a doctor.
What shall you ask him?

Mouldcube

> ask him if he would like you to help him as you are a docor (I know you aren't, but that's exactly my point.

StinkomanFan

You ask him question and he gives you a book call'd "Doctoring for compleate and ignorant morons"

Mouldcube

> thank him then beat him to death with the book.

StinkomanFan

You thank him. He's behind the wall BTW

Mouldcube

> destroy the wall with the book, THEN beat him to death.

StinkomanFan

You hit the wall but your arm goes clean through it without shattering it. Awesome! You also hit the HOBO. Sweet!