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Dungeonman's Quest!

Compy 386Compy 386
edited September 2009 in Forum Games
YOU ARE RATHER DUNGEONMAN, DESPERATELY TRYING TO BECOME THY DUNGEONMAN. YOU HAVE BECOME A PIXILATED PEASANT, BUT THAT WILL NOT HINDER YOUR QUEST.

YOU MOVE BY TYPING "UP", "DOWN", "LEFT", OR "RIGHT". YOU MAY PLAY (WITHOUT GRAPHIX:p) NOW.
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  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    are we allowed to type more than one command? if so:
    > up, up, left, up, right, up, left, left, down.
    if not:
    > up
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    YOU GO UP.
    TO SEE YOUR SURROUNDINGS, TYPE "look".
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > look
    do we still need the >?
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > look
    do we still need the >?

    You probably WISH you didn't have to need that.
    Anyways, you see a big INN nearby. It's a pretty retro inn, though, it still is using "Thy Dungeonman" grammer- outside you can see various items that you may/may not/cannot use/get.

    One is labeled "Ye Olde Crate", another "Ye Olde Box" and... "Ye Olde Flask"?!?

    That last one's clearly mismarked. It should read just plain olde "ye flask".
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    FAULT!

    Sorry about that. You playing this game, or do you not want to raid and pillage the inn?
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > get "ye olde package" which contains "ye flask"
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > get "ye olde package" which contains "ye flask"

    You try, but you can't get ye flask anymore. Besides, it was thy flask that got you here in the first plance.

    In short, you can't get ye flask.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > cry ye olde eyes out.
  • SidGarciaSidGarcia
    edited December 2008
    > Raid and pillage the inn
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > cry ye olde eyes out.
    You cry for 8 hours until your eyes force you to stop. That was fun!
    SidGarcia wrote: »
    > Raid and pillage the inn
    You approach the door and- what the?!? Oh, great. It has a sign that says: "MUST WEAR SHIRT AND SHOES". No way are you putting on Peasant shoes, man! It killed you to put on the short shorts!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > put on ye huge boots instead.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > put on ye huge boots instead.

    What boots?
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > buy ye huge boots

    > wear ye huge boots

    > raid and pillage ye olde inn
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    > buy ye huge boots

    > wear ye huge boots

    > raid and pillage ye olde inn

    Umm... no.

    FAULT!

    If you want to raid and pillage the inn, get that frweakin' sign outta the way! Did you sleep through law school?
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > take that frweakin' sign out of the way

    > raid and pillage the inn
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > use ye power of thou's imagination to set ye inn on fire
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > use ye power of thou's imagination to set ye inn on fire

    Errrghhtt... grrrr... ugh. Nope, didn't work.
    antirikurox wrote: »
    > take that frweakin' sign out of the way

    > raid and pillage the inn

    You grab the sign, and keep it, for you never know when you'll need to get some shirtless or shoeless or shirtshoeless guy out of the way.

    The inn had some Old Man Rub, some Riches, aand a bwa Lantern, which you used to set the inn on fire.

    Which was kinda cool.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > laugh at ye burning inn, and eat thy steak that thou stole...and didn't mention.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > laugh at ye burning inn, and eat thy steak that thou stole...and didn't mention.

    "Ha! Ha!"

    You probably WISH you could eat that.

    And stop using "ye olde"-type language. Get wit' da times, Gramps!:cool:
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    thou did this to me, thou put thy curse of ye olde language on me.
    > look around ye burning remains.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    thou did this to me, thou put thy curse of ye olde language on me.
    > look around ye burning remains.

    Bwahahaha! >: )

    There really isn't much to see. Kinda looks like Rather Dashing's place.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > see if rather dashing knows why you are in the peasant's quest game
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    antirikurox wrote: »
    > see if rather dashing knows why you are in the peasant's quest game

    NO MAN! JEEZ! LEAVE HiM ALONE!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > jump back into thou's own game.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > jump back into thou's own game.

    Looks like you cannot inter-game juuump...!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > grabbeth nearest object.
    then
    > cureth my olde language problem.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > grabbeth nearest object.
    then
    > cureth my olde language problem.

    You see some pebbles and grab 'em.

    To fix your language problem, we've changed our system's font to a more modern look. Enjoy.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    #4
    > grab farthest object.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    #4
    > grab farthest object.

    Are you THAT bored?!? Do some questing already!!!
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > ask if there's any quests that involve cold stares.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > ask if there's any quests that involve cold stares.

    >_>
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > ask if there are any quests that involve TEPID stares.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > ask if there are any quests that involve TEPID stares.

    No. Just let go. Let it go.

    LET GO!

    e_e I'm about ready to shut this thing down.
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    Compy 386 wrote: »
    e_e I'm about ready to shut this thing down.

    meaning???
    > put pebbles in bucket.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    meaning???
    > put pebbles in bucket.

    You put da pebbles in da bucket.
    It drops down.
    Yay.
  • antirikuroxantirikurox
    edited December 2008
    > throw baby in the well (we don't have the baby yet!)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > throw baby...when you have it.
    in the mean time:
    > find baby.
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > throw baby...when you have it.
    in the mean time:
    > find baby.

    You don't even have 2 babies to rub together.

    (Hint: This place is dead. Remeber the controls? Well, use 'em!)
  • MouldcubeMouldcube
    edited December 2008
    > down
    or:
    > left
    or:
    > right
    or:
    > up
    or even:
    > fly
  • Compy 386Compy 386
    edited December 2008
    Mouldcube wrote: »
    > down
    or:
    > left
    or:
    > right
    or:
    > up
    or even:
    > fly

    Hugo left. So you go left.

    >look

    You're at the lake. It looks pretty noice.
    There's an abandoned boat with a fishing pole in it on the shore.
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