Ooh, there’s something in it! Attachment not found.
Awesome, now you can buy a new computer! Let’s see…
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Are you constantly angry at your home or office computer? Do you sometimes want to just throw your computer through the window? Then do we have a computer for you! The Breaky 387 is a marvel in both office safety, and anger management! It comes with its own built-in keyboard, and a free broken coffee mug thrown at it in at no extra cost! $3.89 (plus S&H)
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The Steaky Steaky 4 (8th weekiversity edition) is a power-drive wonder-horse. Capable of Habenero sauce, plate and fork-have, the Steaky Steaky 4 is a Meat Lover’s dream! $12.95/lb.
Well, so much for- wait, look at this!
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The Compy 783 is the first-ever Compy with the ability to display 32-bit images, so that you'll never be forced to endure lame ACII-art graphics ever again! Hooray! And not only that, but floppy disks will soon be obsolete to you thanks to our brand-new, revolutionary "CD-ROM" technology! That's right, computers and plastic will no longer be forced to endure each other's presence, and now YOU won't be forced to endure plastic either! The Compy 783- order today! $133.71
>ORDER BREAKY 387
No, that's too low a version number.
>ORDER STEAKY STEAKY 4
That's lower.
>ORDER LAPPY 486
Nice try, no.
>ORDER BIC MAC COMBO
Ew, you eat Big Macs?
>ORDER A PIZZA
Stop ordering food.
>ORDER MOPPY 478
That is not a computer.
>FINE, ORDER COMPY 783
Are you sure?
>WHY, YOU LITTLE-
Just kidding. Your order has been placed. Please wait 7-12 bweesness days for delivery.
>WAIT 7-12 BWEESNESS DAYS
Yes, you must wait 7-12 bweesness days. No, I know you wanted to skip to the arrival of the new Compy and start playing again, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you. OOOOooooh!
Ugh. It's another Thy Flask. Ye already got one back home. Ye throweths it outside.
"OW!!!"
Oops. Lookeths like it hit Thy Innkeeper. Fourtunately, he thinks ye meant to giveth it to him. He pours Thy Flask's contents on his wrinkly bald head. He groweths a fine hairdo.
Ye tryeths to striketh up a conversation, but his dazzling hair distracts thee. Maybe if thou had something to talk about, thee could talk to him without staring at his marvelous hair.
Comments
Y!!!!!!!
Too late.
a>;
SHORTCUT TO:
dsfasdcxvzxcvakw~uyetraoiw.exe
asdfjkhplodeded~edeafksfhasdf.if
sdfgsiueraoiuyoiuyqwer.exe
SYSTEM ERROR
ACTIVATING
NOWLOOKWHATYOUDIDYOUMORON~.EXE
...
INEFFECTIVE
DRIVE d:// HAS TERMINATED
GOD SAVE US ALL
ACTIVATING BSoD.EXE
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*the computer ASPLODE*
if not:
> ert++hhj&*@jke2445$";$!*~@{>;Lhgeichn!*jdg%o58g& TIMES 10
> make sense.
They say you broke it real bad. You're gonna have to get a new one.
Like how?
>Try to find a Compy store
>Ask Mr. Fixit to fix it
>Learn how to do magic
>Repair Compy with magic
It doesn't work. It need power.
He's busy with something. Never you mind.
Not even magic could fix this hunk of junk.
Meh, you guys need a hint?
Here's your hint-
CHECK YOUR MAILBOX!!!!!
...
... what next, wiseguy?
Like how? That hunk of junk is not worth the $389,000,234,984,214.98 stomach-ectomy. No way.
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... -no.
>CHECK MAIL
Ooh, there’s something in it!
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Awesome, now you can buy a new computer! Let’s see…
Attachment not found.
Are you constantly angry at your home or office computer? Do you sometimes want to just throw your computer through the window? Then do we have a computer for you! The Breaky 387 is a marvel in both office safety, and anger management! It comes with its own built-in keyboard, and a free broken coffee mug thrown at it in at no extra cost! $3.89 (plus S&H)
Attachment not found.
The Steaky Steaky 4 (8th weekiversity edition) is a power-drive wonder-horse. Capable of Habenero sauce, plate and fork-have, the Steaky Steaky 4 is a Meat Lover’s dream! $12.95/lb.
Well, so much for- wait, look at this!
Attachment not found.
The Compy 783 is the first-ever Compy with the ability to display 32-bit images, so that you'll never be forced to endure lame ACII-art graphics ever again! Hooray! And not only that, but floppy disks will soon be obsolete to you thanks to our brand-new, revolutionary "CD-ROM" technology! That's right, computers and plastic will no longer be forced to endure each other's presence, and now YOU won't be forced to endure plastic either! The Compy 783- order today! $133.71
>ORDER BREAKY 387
No, that's too low a version number.
>ORDER STEAKY STEAKY 4
That's lower.
>ORDER LAPPY 486
Nice try, no.
>ORDER BIC MAC COMBO
Ew, you eat Big Macs?
>ORDER A PIZZA
Stop ordering food.
>ORDER MOPPY 478
That is not a computer.
>FINE, ORDER COMPY 783
Are you sure?
>WHY, YOU LITTLE-
Just kidding. Your order has been placed. Please wait 7-12 bweesness days for delivery.
>WAIT 7-12 BWEESNESS DAYS
Yes, you must wait 7-12 bweesness days. No, I know you wanted to skip to the arrival of the new Compy and start playing again, but I didn't do that. Because I hate you. OOOOooooh!
Finally, after all these months of waiting, the game can finally continue!!!
NEW GAME? OR LOAD SAVED GAME?
LOAD FROM WHiCH DRiVE: 1, 2, OR 3?
YOU CHOSE SAVE 4. THAT'S- er, WAIT, WHICH ONE WAS SAVE 4?
ERROR. DOES NOT COMPUTE. ERROR!!!!
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...NAW, I'M JUST MESSiNG WITH YOU.
ANYWAYS, SAVE 1, 2, OR 3?
Eh, close enough.
Ye find yeself in yon INN.
Ye see a SCROLL.
Behind ye scroll is a FLASK.
What wouldst thou do this time? :rolleyes:
>read scroll
That's oddeth... it appeareths ye scroll ist blank... thou keepest it anyway.
Ugh. It's another Thy Flask. Ye already got one back home. Ye throweths it outside.
"OW!!!"
Oops. Lookeths like it hit Thy Innkeeper. Fourtunately, he thinks ye meant to giveth it to him. He pours Thy Flask's contents on his wrinkly bald head. He groweths a fine hairdo.
"Thank ye, Dungeonman. I really needethed that!"
Cool.
> talk to inkeeper
Ye tryeths to striketh up a conversation, but his dazzling hair distracts thee. Maybe if thou had something to talk about, thee could talk to him without staring at his marvelous hair.