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  • caeskacaeska
    edited June 2011
    All traffic signs and traffic laws are removed in order to make it easy to drive. You die playing chicken against a train since drunk driving is no longer illegal.

    I wish I didn't gather a party of adventurers, and didn't go to a cave, where I didn't do battle against the mighty dragon, which I didn't slay, and didn't get to the secret treasure chamber filled with the most splendid non-existent gold and jewels.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You live the dullest life of anyone in the world. you finally decide to give it up and do a barrel roll into a pit of lava. Too bad.

    I wish that I had a totally not evil brick that would not kill me. It's an inanimate object, dude.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2011
    You drop it on your own foot, scream in pain, and fall over a fence overlooking the Grand Canyon. You big, clumsy, dumsy.

    I wish I had a Kick the Cheat doll.
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  • Unknown
    edited June 2011
    granted, it comes to life and kills you for revenge

    i wish strongbrush would stop bothering me about his life
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but you develop schizophrenia and an imaginary strongbrush bothers you even more.

    I wish to become Bill Gates' sole beneficiary.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You now have Bill Gates's sole. (but hey, I bet it was expensive!)
    I wish I wouldn't need to use the dictionary so often in this forum.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Gratned, btu evreyon rights lik tish soo its herd to undersetnd ennewhy.

    I wish I owned a real, working TARDIS.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. However it is very small. Enjoy sending your snacks back and forth in time!
    I wish I had a new battery for my watch.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You get a car battery, which materializes 10 meters above you and lands on the watch. Your watch breaks, and incidentally so does your hand.

    I wish I had remembered to put on pants this morning.
  • strobrostrobro
    edited June 2011
    Granted. They're parachute pants. 'Nuff said.

    I wish that I had my very own TARDIS, that won't explode. And it works. Otherwise it's useless.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You now own a working, non-exploding TARDIS USB Port hub.

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    I wish my DeLorean didn't run out of fuel this morning.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but it throws a rod instead and destroys the engine.

    I wish to have a lifetime supply of Diet Dr. Pepper
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. However, it doesn't come in bottles, cans or even glasses for that matter. And its expiry date was yesterday.

    I wish I had Cuppit.
  • ted12ted12
    edited June 2011
    It's a virus in disguise. YOUR HEAD A SPLODE.

    I wish for a tub of uranium (don't ask why)
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You die an agonizing pain (don't ask why)
    I wish every man, woman and child is not illiterate.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but everyone is now too lazy to read. Oh, the irony!

    I wish I had tight-fitting long pants. (Don't ask.)

    PS, not too tight.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. But you just wasted a completely uncorrupted wish on trousers.

    I hobbits were real.
  • Martin McFlyMartin McFly
    edited June 2011
    Nothing happened since you didn't make a wish.

    I wish for a robot unicorn that obeys my every command.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Granted, however it is the size and appearance of a My Little Pony. It is also not rust-proof and somehow manages to get dropped in the toilet.

    I wish to be hired for a really high-paying job that I turned out to be awesome at.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You shovel elephant crap.

    I wish they'd invent scissors that is safe to run around with.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. They are made of rubber.
    I wish I could understand Tredlow's Signature
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2011
    You can now read and understand gibberish. Only problem is, your brain had to delete its understanding of English in order to do it.

    I wish that there were no trolls on the internet.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. They call themselves llorts so you can not identify them.
    I wish that the next Echo Chamber video will be about the Large Ham trope.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but then it suffers Cerebus Syndrome and got boring.

    I wish people are more considerate.
  • kyleonthewebkyleontheweb
    edited June 2011
    Granted. People are now very considerate. But they are especially attentive to embarrassing things, knocking on your door in the middle of the night to make sure you didn't run out of Hemorrhoid medication.

    I wish I could build an amazingly powerful PC that would impress all of my friends.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You can now build a PC out of LEGOs that can be used as a powerful weapon to hit people with. Your friends are impressed at how much time you wasted on building it.

    I wish I could eat at any restaurant for free any time I want.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    You became morbidly obese and several restaurants go bankrupt.
    I wish Garfield is funny again.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but only for one strip.

    I wish to drink some sacred coffee from a Big Blue Cup.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Granted. Simply use sacred coffee on cup, then use cup on self.

    What's that? You didn't pick up the sacred coffee earlier in the game? And you didn't save? Well, then. You're just gonna have to START OVER.

    I wish old sierra games don't have dead ends.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited June 2011
    Granted. Instead, now the character has a chance to spontaneously combust during gameplay, forcing you to have to restart the game.

    I wish for Sanctuary to go on for 20 more seasons.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but there are four commercial breaks in each episode.
    I wish there were more pacifists in the world.
  • kyleonthewebkyleontheweb
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but instead of physically hurting you, your enemies all just indiscriminately make out with you. Even in public. And even in front of your Grandma.

    I wish I had a machine that could make unlimited supplies of lobsters for me to consume.
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited June 2011
    Granted, however, the unlimited number of lobsters lobby together and both kill you and overthrow the human race.
    Unfortunately due to a unlimited population problem, the planet collapses under the strain of too many lobsters.

    I wish I could draw better.
  • Chyron8472Chyron8472
    edited June 2011
    Granted. When you practice drawing, you get a little bit better every time.

    I wish these forums were friendlier and had more people.
  • supmandude85supmandude85
    edited June 2011
    They overpopulate the Earth and it blows up.

    I wish I had a DeLorean time machine.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted. But you need 1.21 Giga-grams of plutonium in order to operate it. But since plutonium is common in the future, you will only have a great problem operating it once.

    I wish I had a nice Yo-Yo.
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited June 2011
    Granted. You got two thirds of a Chinese cellist. Have fun.

    I wish dinosaurs wore jetpacks.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    NOT granted, because they already do.
    I wish doorstopper books would stay intact no matter what.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but now the pages are the size of actual doors, making them impossible to read.

    I wish that physics followed the rules of cartoons.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited June 2011
    Granted, but you are unfortunate enough to have the role of Wile E. Coyote.

    I wish clocks and watches would works perfectly without batteries.
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