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  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    granted, it drives you utterly insane.

    I wish that we lived in a perfect world devoid of crime and suffering and death that isn't of old age.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    I wish that we lived in a perfect world devoid of crime and suffering and death that isn't of old age.

    Humanity's collective psyche cannot take the boredom presented by a world without suffering. Entire crops and fields are lost. The machines are forced to build a new Matrix, where suffering is the norm and mysterious Agents enforce order... but there are survivors in Zion...

    I have no wishes.
  • RetroVortexRetroVortex
    edited December 2010
    And none of your "no wishes" come true.
    Also you are crushed by a genie who thinks you are a racist.

    I wish I could summon delicious food at will...
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    It is 50 times its normal size and it crushes you flat.

    I wish I was a cartoon character.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, You're Kenny. Have fun with that.


    I wish I wasn't so depressed right now.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited December 2010
    You are magically teleported to a place where we are sure you'll be completely satisfied and never want to leave. EVER.

    I wish I was a cartoon version of myself.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited December 2010
    You live the rest of eternity in a 2-dimensional representation of the Road Runner environment. You constantly fall of cliffs and get crushed by 20-ton acme weights.

    I wish Stargate Universe did not get cancelled.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you start to realise how bad it really was.



    I wish we had some good SciFi shows other than Eureka here in the US.
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited December 2010
    Remolay wrote: »
    Granted, you start to realise how bad it really was.



    I wish we had some good SciFi shows other than Eureka here in the US.

    20 MORE SEASONS OF SG-1. They're all worse than watching your only child die of cancer, too.

    I wish IRL was more like Battlestar Galactica.
    (Do bad wishes become good wishes?)
  • caeskacaeska
    edited December 2010
    Granted, the cylons succeed in wiping out the entire human race and there are no survivors this time.

    I don't understand the hostility towards Stargate SG-1 and Universe though. SGU in particular is one of the best sci-fi shows in existence.
    So I wish that everyone recognized the greatness of those shows and that there are no negative consequences of that whatsoever and absolutely no chance of this wish backfiring.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited December 2010
    Granted, People still have the same opinions, but they recognize how true or false their opinions are, this leading to FanDumb arguments.
    Hey, technically it didn't backfire.



    I TvTropes was less of a timesuck
  • ted12ted12
    edited December 2010
    You get addicted to WoW
    I wish someone would gift me a free copy of TF2
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited December 2010
    Granted, you gift yourself one.
    I wish that there was less noise in the world.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited December 2010
    Granted, however you nor anyone around can talk and you have to adapt to life without sound.


    I want desSert.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    There is Dessert behind glass, but you didn't say I Wish.


    I wish there was no hate
  • mightypiratetmmightypiratetm
    edited January 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    There is Dessert behind glass, but you didn't say I Wish.


    I wish there was no hate
    Granted, now Justin Bieber is the most popular singer in the world and you can listen to his songs EVERYWHERE!

    I wish Facebook didn't exist
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited January 2011
    Granted, most people never meet their true love and die alone because they can't find a date without technology.

    I wish I had courage.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    Granted, you had it all along, you have the courage to fight those thugs now breaking into your car. They win.


    I wish I was the creator of a really good successful indie game
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    Remolay wrote: »
    I wish I was the creator of a really good successful indie game

    Granted, but the critics don't agree, because they are getting paid off by your mainstream competitors, who steal your game Idea and call it their own. You can try to sue, but I wouldn't recommend that you go up against a company with a hundred lawyers.

    I wish that nobody was stupid.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited January 2011
    Granted, the combined brain power of 200,000,000,000,000 people causes the world to explode.

    I wish for the 1,500 post
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    You get the 1500th post. You go insane with excitement and accidentally electrocute yourself.

    I wish for toasted marshmallows, and not relive the marshmallow scene in Oddsac. If you've never seen Oddsac, that particular scene may mean you never look at marchmallows the same way ever again.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited January 2011
    Granted, you relive the marshmallow shortage of 1XXX.

    I wish Frank would come back.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    homsarthesong wrote: »
    I wish Frank would come back.

    Granted. Frank Benedetto comes back as a zombie popcorn Machine.

    I wish people would get this joke.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    granted, it's not funny.


    I wish that the Insane Clown Possie(dont care how it's spelled) knew how ****ing magnets worked.
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    Granted. They then figure out how to kill people with magnets.

    I wish someone would make a movie based on Black Hole
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited January 2011
    Granted.......But not that kinda black hole! Lollolloleth

    I wish Bill (Left 4 Dead) didn't die. Seriously Valve, why kill him?
  • The Mighty MThe Mighty M
    edited January 2011
    Zoe dies. How could you?

    I wish for a pair of russian dwarf hamsters
  • DerJanDerJan
    edited January 2011
    Granted, the russian dwarf hamsters are secretly CIA agents, they kidnapp you to the Guantanamo bay prison for interrogation. After they know everything they want, they kill you.

    I wish I had Sam and Max Season 4.
  • caeskacaeska
    edited January 2011
    Granted, you are teleported into an alternate reality where Sam & Max season 4 exists and you get the DVD, but you have no chance of return to your own reality.
    However in this reality Sam & Max is a crappy sitcom and you eventually die of boredom.

    I wish Barney would die. In a fire.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    caeska wrote: »
    I wish Barney would die. In a fire.

    Granted, but the fire spreads to A puppy shelter.

    How could you, you bastard?

    I wish I had cake. That I'm not necessarily going to eat it.
  • Unknown
    edited January 2011
    granted, you get a bomb cake

    i wish i could make my 5-part point and click captain obvious game
  • Comrade PantsComrade Pants
    edited January 2011
    You get it, but only while you're on LSD, 'shrooms and banging your face against a god-forsaken sidewalk in Detroit.

    I wish I didn't make this wish.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    You cause a paradox that ends the world as we know it.

    I wish for warmer snow.
  • KitzKitz
    edited January 2011
    Granted, but the logical paradox makes your brain implode.

    I wish I smelled better... WHAT?! It's a legitimate desire!
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited January 2011
    Granted. You sense of smelling is improved, and causes your rat colony to appoint you for checking whether there is poison in their food.

    I wish that there were railroads instead of roads and trains instead of cars all over the world.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited January 2011
    Granted, but people STILL complain when caught in traffic, and there are still plenty of accidents.

    I wish I had a time-traveling Delorean. That Doc Brown gave to me legimately.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited January 2011
    Granted, it breaks down multiple times and you never get to travel through time


    I wish that I knew how I really felt and teenage angst didn't exist.
  • ted12ted12
    edited January 2011
    Now that we have more emotional, outspoken teens, life is more like a bad 80s sitcom. Like, a REALLY bad sitcom.

    I wish for some shiny TF2 merch.
  • homsarthesonghomsarthesong
    edited January 2011
    Granted, you are blinded by the awesome might of the heavy.


    I wish for a sheet of tinfoil. Don't ask.
  • SarendorSarendor
    edited January 2011
    Granted, but why do you want one?

    I wish that there was no Trolling thread here.
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