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  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. But thirty minutes into gameplay, both of them have massive hardware failures, damning you into buying more and more until eventually you a forced to buy a Wii.

    I wish Seth MacFarlane would get a new face.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2012
    Granted, it looks exactly like the old one.

    I wish That there was a complete series box set of MST3K.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. Except when you open the delivery box, there is no DVD set, just a note saying "Thanks for the cash, sucka! Hope you enjoy that turd we left in the box!" Then you will down into the box and you will see a rancid cow turd.

    I wish AC/DC would start touring again.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, they suck

    i wish people would stop hating the wii
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    Granted. The Wii no longer exists.

    I wish weren't as emotional as I am but still emotional enough.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2012
    you become a boring Hollywood-grade teenager.

    I wish for my own theme music. (good theme music- nothing that'll get me into trouble)
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, the music is hanna montana (you did say good music is music that will not get you in trouble)
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    I wish horror movies nowadays didn't suck.
  • ted12ted12
    edited February 2012
    Granted, now they blow.

    I wish for a old one.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    Granted, it's so old it's dead.

    I wish for a soda (Good luck, I like flat soda)
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited February 2012
    Granted, it's extremely fizzy Diet Coke. Wait, is that an open pack of mentos? Did you have any of th... Uh oh. EVERYBODY RUN!

    I wish that people *coughNoname215cough* would stop being dicks.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, every one, ESPECIALLY noname215, become [snip]

    I wish people will stop hating people asburgers syndrome
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited February 2012
    seibert999 wrote: »
    I wish people will stop hating people asburgers syndrome

    Grantend, However people with Asperger's syndrome still get hated on.

    I wish I were offended that I did that.
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, but your not aloud to delete this

    i wish i did not do that severe curse
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited February 2012
    Granted, you did one worse.

    I wish we could have the original Mature Thread back.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. It is back but is locked so no one can use it.

    I wish stupid people would stop doing stupid things
  • Unknown
    edited February 2012
    granted, now smart people do stupid things

    I wish i did not have to play gummy bears magic meddalion
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited February 2012
    Granted. Now you have to play Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde.

    I wish Ellen DeGeneres would go away.
  • ted12ted12
    edited March 2012
    Noname215 wrote: »
    Granted. Now you have to play Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde.

    I wish Ellen DeGeneres would go away.

    She moves in with you after losing her job and forces gay pride down your throat. Welcome to the LGBT family!

    I wish for less homophobic trolls.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2012
    Granted, they are now racist trolls. Way to go, ted.

    I wish that people would stop complaining so much about unimportant stuff.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2012
    granted, they continue to complain about important stuff, that they think is important

    i wish i knew why so many people are bronies (including me)
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2012
    Granted. I'm sorry that you now know.


    I wish that that you noticed there were two that's there.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited March 2012
    Granted. But now you are cursed with improper grammar for the remainder of your days.

    I wish trolls would stop trolling.
  • lovetodo22lovetodo22
    edited March 2012
    Granted. But with nothing else to do, those trolls become serial killers, thieves, drug dealers, or worse, "politicians" *shudder*

    I wish that I could heal people... BY STABBING THEM VIOLENTLY
  • Unknown
    edited March 2012
    granted, you can kill people by giving them shots, hope that doesn't happen in real life

    i wish i can stop his wish and at the same time have my own wish
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited March 2012
    Granted. Except he wishes for world peace and you wish for world domination.

    I wish Stephanie Meyer would piss off.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2012
    granted, she dies and 1,000 of her fans kill you

    i wish jawaj would get banned
  • mjfan97mjfan97
    edited March 2012
    jawaj hacks the database and obtains your password.
    I wish I was the smartest person who ever lived.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2012
    Granted. All conversation is now boring to you. You get depressed from the lack of friends and what not. You kill yourself

    I wish I hadn't come up with that using my brain muscles.
  • Unknown
    edited March 2012
    granted, you get it out of you appendix, when you removed it,

    i wish i could get out of stage 4 of brony development
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited March 2012
    Granted, you go back to stage 1


    I wish I knew what that meant.
  • StrongBrush1StrongBrush1
    edited March 2012
    Granted, you move back to stage two out of sudden realization.

    I wish I knew how to write a good story.
  • mjfan97mjfan97
    edited March 2012
    Granted. You get a contract deal but the constant novel work there after gets too tiring for you and you die of fatigue.

    I wish Virtual Reality was possible.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited May 2012
    Granted. You can now actually throw birds at pigs.

    I wish Chuck Norris was as tough as they say he is.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited May 2012
    granted. he then punches every person in the world in the face as he goes mad with power.


    I wish Konata Izumi were a real person.
  • ted12ted12
    edited July 2012
    He replaces Shigeru Miyamoto. A horde of angry Nintendo fans beat you to death with wii remotes.

    I wish for another wish.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited July 2012
    Granted. You wish for a punch in the face.

    I wish the rumors of Batman being gay would stop. ‘Cause he ain’t gay.
  • WarpSpeedWarpSpeed
    edited July 2012
    Granted. Batman confirms that he's gay, and everyone starts rumors of potential boyfriends instead.

    I wish all these negative political ads would go away.
  • RemolayRemolay
    edited July 2012
    granted. Every ad now contains positive things, and everyone becomes an undecided voter. No one is elected. Anarchy ensues.

    I wish I remembered what I was going to do when I got home.
  • deleted_kyxc7lde962932deleted_kyxc7lde962932
    edited July 2012
    Granted. You go to the bathroom and slit your own wrists.

    I wish people would wish for more wishes.
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