The most incredibly random dream you've ever had?
Alright, just wanted to post this without trying to bump another.
I remember one dream where I was going over to the local Damon's for a Halloween party (which is odd since I had this dream in November) and when I got at the door, I saw the famous Christian rock band Relient K. Then I decided to completely ditch the Halloween party and go to a random forest. I started walking aimlessly around the tree and then I got bit by a rattlesnake.
This is where it gets funny. Apparently, my brain didn't exactly know what a snake bite looked like, so it registered as a bleeding mosquito bite.
Anyway, I walked over to a tree, and it sprouted eyes, and turned into a werewolf. It started growling and roaring at me in short bursts of high-pitched rhythm.
It was my alarm clock.
I woke up.
And that's it. Anyone else got any dreams?
I remember one dream where I was going over to the local Damon's for a Halloween party (which is odd since I had this dream in November) and when I got at the door, I saw the famous Christian rock band Relient K. Then I decided to completely ditch the Halloween party and go to a random forest. I started walking aimlessly around the tree and then I got bit by a rattlesnake.
This is where it gets funny. Apparently, my brain didn't exactly know what a snake bite looked like, so it registered as a bleeding mosquito bite.
Anyway, I walked over to a tree, and it sprouted eyes, and turned into a werewolf. It started growling and roaring at me in short bursts of high-pitched rhythm.
It was my alarm clock.
I woke up.
And that's it. Anyone else got any dreams?
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I remember several dreams when I was younger where I would turn into some sort of novice Super-man and I was practicing how to fly. Sometimes the dreams were actually lucid dreams so I could try to concentrate more on flying - and it worked! Other times I instead fell right down into the water (often waking up).
I've had weirder dreams... Vaguely remember having a nightmare where the sky was completely black and huge Space Invaders-like ships came down (really huge, TV-pixellated like). Everything flashed like crazy and for some reason the dream was really scary because of all this.
Also; Huzzah!
And I can't really describe in words what happened. But it was a really cool dream...
I think I might have overdone it on the Chrono Trigger and Donkey Kong 64.
Oh god, I've watched too much SatAM.
First there was the guy on the other forum who though HoYay between Pokemon was 'cute' and now this.
Well Excuuuuuuuuse ME Princess, It's not like I can control my Subconcious is it?
Discipline and lots of sugar.
Worked for me.
Yeah, but we're not in the military, and obviously we don't need to control our subconcious, so why bother?
I dreamt I was at a small beach together with my family. However, for some reason, Max was also there and he kept making these crazy, witty remarks. Anyway, we were swimming close to the shore, close to a bridge, and my grandma - who was apparently there and sitting in a beach chair - told us that we should get out of the water if we see any huge fish, because it could be dangerous.
A little while later I was standing on the bridge above the water, when I saw this humongous carp (say about 4 meters). I was apparently the only one who could see it well, so I shone my flashlight at it and people were all surprised about its size.
The huge fish keps going in circles in a certain spot of the water, so I decided to jump in and see what it would do if I got in its way. It wouldn't quite be able to eat me because I am about a bit too large for that, I thought. The fish approached.
I think my subconcious didn't think of me jumping in the water or something, because as soon as the fish tried to eat me in one gulp everything got blank. I decided to wake up at that point, and so I did.
Max made a whole slew of comments and remarks during all that, but I can't remember any. I think my dream might also have been mixed Dutch-English or something because my family AND Max were there (I'm Dutch).
For example, I once dreamt that I was in my room, standing right next to my bed, but was about an inch tall. Also, the lights kept turning on and off, and once it got annoying enough, I began to cross the rough terrain of my carpeted bedroom. Once I reached the light switch and realized I couldn't reach it (being an inch tall), I woke up to find myself standing next to the light switch, turning it on and off. It was then turned on, and I spent a moment contemplating how to turn it off, did so after about a half-minute of thought, then went to bed.
Another time that I was sick, I dreamt of an indian girl rowing down a river in a canoe. I woke up and, for whatever reason, cried for about 10 minutes. Sickness likes to warp my mind, I suppose.
Even when I'm in my right mind, I have strange dreams. I once realized that I was dreaming, and had fun controlling my dream for a few minutes before I woke up. I ended up eating Jelly Belly's and flying above Manhattan, which was pretty nifty.
At least it explains that dream where I was Chaco X.X
Not so random or weird, though.
*backs a few feet away from Armakuni*
At first i was like
But then I was like :eek:
Wait a minute, Corner Gas has nothing to do with Sam & Max.
Wait a minute, Aladdin wasn't a horror movie.
Wait a minute, that site didn't have ridiculously over the top propaganda accusing random people of being witches.
The middles were pretty weird too.
The sit was kind of messed up and full of vaguely threatening or mocking messages, and a trailer about the new game was put up. At first it appeared to be a Nightmare Before Christmas licence, for some reason, but then it turned out to be an original game about some multicoloured monster guys who live in a monster house. But they're good guys. I think.
I have the feeling that that concept has been done roughly five billion times, but what made the trailer stand out were more of the threatening/mocking messages, and the inexplicable use of the Donkey Kong Rap. Also, at one point in the trailer they were on a spaceship, causing many people to complain that it was a Star Trek ripoff, because Star Trek is the only media ever to set things in a spaceship.
I checked the Sam & Max forums, and someone had come up with the most intruiging topic my subconscious could devise, concerning whether Sama or Maxa was a better nickname. I gave this considerable thought, but was unable to decide upon a name. I wanted to tell the topic starter that, who was standing right in front of me, but I didn't have AIM on my new computer, so I couldn't.
I followed them to an office where they complained about the new game, and I said I liked it. I guess I woke up soon after that, and came to the conclusion that Sam-o is probably the best Sam nickname ever.
It wasn't a nightmare either. Just running around locking doors with people looking at me. One was a guy with a trench coat and a western-style hat, two were wearing casual clothes. And randomly, THIS GUY popped up in my house.
OK, so, my dad comes into my room at like, 10 PM, and says, "I'm gonna go get a smoothie. See you tomorrow." He then leaves in his car. Then, at midnight, a robber breaks into my house. I fly out of bed, somehow fully dressed, scream in hysterics, and hop in my dad's car...somehow. The Robber then jumps into an identical car, and before I flee the Robber in terror, I drive into my neighbor's house to collect a Super-Mario-Bros.-64-looking star. I then arrive at some shopping center (it looks like the city in Animal Crossing) at about 1 AM, but for some reason it's broad daylight. I then run over to my mom. "Mom, mom! I'm being chased by a robber!" "Oh, that's nice, honey." She then proceeded to go to the bathroom for about an hour. Then, I see a couple of my friends. I talk to them, and give one of my friend's seven-year-old brother a scooter out of the back of my dad's car. The kid rolls through a busy street and hits a sign on the other side, dying. Then, after I let the robber rob his version of my dad's car, says, "I need that bike." (he was referring to the scooter) and takes an identical scooter out of his car. Then, he rolls through traffic and is hit by several cars. "Good thing I took care of that robber!" I said to my friend, and he nodded and evaporated. Then, my mom comes back. "It's too bad you let him rob the car..." she said, but then I say, "But mom, all the money and cell phones (what?) are at home!" "Oh, good!" she says, and we drive off into the sunset at, like, two in the morning.
I'm a disturbed individual.
Hmm..as random as my dreams usually are, wait, hang on... from other forums...
"Last night, I had a dream that I went to my Field trip coming up in January/February (not telling where) And it was awesome...
Then, one of my friends took off in a rocket to space. I wanted to go too, so I got in a space pod and sent myself to space. And then something else happened...some sort of fight... "
And
"Actually, I've died in a dream by this freaky girl that would grab on to you. You would go dizzy a few times, then died. I was brave enough to use myself as a test to see how it really felt. I died, and woke up as a clone of myself. I was like, " but, I wasn't supposed to die"
Then I had a big Dramatic, "NOOOOOOO!!!"
And my dad was cradeling the real me in his arms, then I sent out to kill the thing that took my life.....
Oh, this was only th middle of my dream, BTW... "
And...
"There are sometimes, when I'm younger, I'll go to this placce, then a couple years later, in a different dream, I'll go to the same place again. It's ahappened a few times.
About flying, It was awesome. I was at my school, and I like chanted some words, then I lifted above the fround, and I could fly on my own will, if you know what I mean.
I used to have lucid dreams alot. Like, there was this one time I was in this torture chamber, and some girl was filing my nails( yeah, weird, I know) and I was like, "Be careful, I can feel things in my dream."
I had a lucid part in my dream a couple nights ago. I kept trying to imagine...something...well, SB eating me (please don't ask. ya'll should know why) But It wouldn't happen. I became sad"
And "Last night I dreampt about having a 6th finger on my right hand. I could barely control it, though. "
And uh..
The casket started rattling and it quickly opened and my grandmother said, Hey, I was only
sleeping.After that she stepped out of the casket and every body was greeting her when
she all of the sudden bit someone in the neck.They screamed and died, and that was the end
Seems sleepwalking/sleep-talking is common in the family.
That was hilarious.
Yeah, fun stuff.
Or a long time ago, I had a dream where Grim from Billy and Mandy was turning everyone into a zombie and was after me for some reason. He would either not find me or I'd outrun him during that dream. I woke up when he finally captured me.