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Telltale is so awesome it... thread

littlequietguylittlequietguy
edited April 2009 in General Chat
This thread may remind you of the Chuck Norris website. It is basically a thread where you post awesome fact(s) about telltale games.

I'll start:

Telltale is so awesome it is actually a living organism whose only joy comes from coming up with great games.

Telltale is so awesome it reads the minds of its fans and makes their thoughts into games.

Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with one hand.

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  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome it tells Lucasarts where to shove its "Super Starwars 3 Epic Jedi Battles" games.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome that with one hand, It made a whole season of Sam and Max goodness, and with the other it beat Chuck Norris until he Bled.

    Telltale is so awesome that it Befriended Flint Norris. Such a feat had never before occurred, as Flint Norris snaps the neck of every person to enter a 20 meter radius.
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    littlequietguy wrote: »
    Telltale is so awesome it revived the point and click genre with its mind.

    Fix'd.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome, You crack it up.

    Telltale is so awesome it could get power levels of Over 9000.
  • TrogLlamaTrogLlama
    edited March 2009
    Telltale has the power to kill a yak.
    From two hundred yards away.
    With MIND BULLETS.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited March 2009
    High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
    There sits TellTale Games, sitting oh so proudly.
    Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
    Yeah, yeah.
    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

    Now it's time for me to tell you about LucasArts
    archrival and nemesis of TellTale Games, with powers comparable to TellTale Games.
    What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight?
    That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes.
    How 'bout the power to kill a Star Wars franchise, from 200 yards away...
    with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle.
    How 'bout the power... to move you?

    History of TellTale Games and LucasArts,
    Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
    A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
    And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go!
    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man?

    When TellTale Games and LucasArts joined forces;
    they formed a company the likes of which have never been seen,
    and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,

    LucasArts! And TTG!
    "That's me."
    We're now Tenacious D!
    Come fly with me, fly!

    TellTale Games, what is the secret of your power?
    TellTale Games, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now,
    Oh!

    Take my hand!
    LucasArts, we're gonna fly!
    Bring out your Monkey Island sequels!
    There's the Star Wars franchise!
    Slice it's throat!
    And grab it's ****
    You take the high road,
    I'll take the low.
    There, the crevasse,
    Fill it with your classic adventure IPs!
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited March 2009
    @_@

    My head has just exploded from the pure awesomeness of the last post.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.
  • TrogLlamaTrogLlama
    edited March 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    Telltale is so awesome, It can watch all of the different voice overs to 'Hugo the Movie Star' without getting creeped out.
    There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    TrogLlama wrote: »
    There is an alternate interpretation to this post that I'm pretty sure was not intended.

    You have added salt to the wounds that were placed in my mind previously.

    [/ontopic] Telltale is so awesome that it can Fly. Without moving in any way.
    Telltale is so awesome it can complete IWBTG in 2 seconds without dying on Impossible.
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome it beat Voldemort with a blink of an eye.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so Awesome that it completed World of Warcraft.
  • deadlinejondeadlinejon
    edited March 2009
    Marduk wrote: »
    Telltale is so Awesome that it made World of Warcraft with one hand while blindfolded hanging off the grand canyon upside down.

    i fixed it.
  • splash1splash1
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome.. And that's it..
  • MardukMarduk
    edited March 2009
    deadlinejon wrote: »
    i fixed it.

    You're saying that Blizzard is really TellTale in disguise? That's... so awesome!
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome it beat Kaizo Mario World with no input devices plugged into the PC.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome; it can beat up your dad!
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited March 2009
    Marduk wrote: »
    Telltale is so awesome; it can beat up your dad!

    Dude, even my mum could beat up my dad. Now if you had said mum, then I would be impressed.
  • Ray-The-SunRay-The-Sun
    edited March 2009
    Harley Quinn wrote: »
    Now if you had said mum, then I would be impressed.

    Isn't that a felony?
  • splash1splash1
    edited March 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    Isn't that a felony?

    Only in Russia.
  • baron_calamitybaron_calamity
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome it doesn't return Spielberg's calls.
  • TrogLlamaTrogLlama
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome it made the Sam & Max episodes.
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited March 2009
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    Isn't that a felony?

    Telltale is above the law.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited March 2009
    Harley Quinn wrote: »
    Dude, even my mum could beat up my dad. Now if you had said mum, then I would be impressed.
    I was listening to some comedian talking about school boy arguments that go something like "'my dad can beat up your dad', 'my dad can wipe the floor with your dad'". Suffice to say that the joke itself is probably too adult to be repeated here.
    Ray-The-Sun wrote: »
    Isn't that a felony?
    Telltale is so awesome that it is a third, greater sex than either of the previously existing sexes. (And therefore it is not necessarily a felony if Telltale beat up your mum. Well, it wouldn't be if it was in self defense. If it was unprovoked then it might be legally dubious).

    Telltale is so awesome that it would never consider beating up Harley's mum.

    Telltale is so awesome that Harley's Mom would not seek to beat up Telltale.

    Telltale is so awesome that, if it really wanted to, it could beat up Harley's mum.

    Telltale is so awesome that it would probably get away with it.


    (I’m aware that I may have began this thread on a somewhat morally ambiguous slope so please feel free to avoid following my example. I meant no disrespect to Harley and apologise in advance if anything I've said has been misconstrued; I thought it might be amusing to muse on the possible 'what if' situations between Telltale and your mother after you made the comment quoted above. If it does bother you only have to say and I shall remove it).
  • Harley QuinnHarley Quinn
    edited March 2009
    Ha I welcome Telltale to beat my mum up! Telltale could beat me up if they wish they are so awesome.
  • RibsRibs
    edited March 2009
    Telltale is so awesome that Strong Bad style was handled by them.
  • MardukMarduk
    edited April 2009
    Did I kill this rather amusing thread?
  • MardukMarduk
    edited April 2009
    I'll take that as a yes...
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