Name something funny/awkward that happened to you.
Just for fun.
Three nights ago, I was at a bar with some friends of mine.
Anyway me another guy and a woman,( who is very attractive),, were standing around the bar talking.
Anyway my pal and her were talking about some guy she knew, who wanted to be more than just friends with her.
(About a year ago, I broke up with my ex girlfriend.
Before me and her started dating, I had always wanted to be more than just friends with her.)
So anyway thinking about this event, I said to them that I could relate.
Now having been up for almost 24hrs, I was very sleep deprived, and could not think of how to finish that sentence.
I meant to bring up that deal about my ex girlfriend, as an explanation of how I could relate, but being so exhausted, ithe words weren't coming to me.
So it ended up sounding like I had a crush on my lady friend, which wasn't true, but that's how it sounded.
I thought to myself: "Oh shit!"
Anyway, before we got to explain, I had to head home, cause I had to be at work early in the morning.
The funny part is, looking back on it, I actually wouldn't mind getting together with her.
She's quite a woman.
Beautiful.
Sexy as hell.
Fun.
And she sings like an Angel.
Anyway that's my story.
What's yours?
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I remember I had this one friend in 9th grade class. like she was short quiet and gloomy and she looked so innocent.
So one day we were in leadership and we were watching netflix because teacher was lazy. It was all dark and I asked to use her phone. She made me promise not to look at her gallery or history lmfao and I said I wouldn't.
I go on google and i just wanted to see what she was looking up ok don't judge a girl for being curious
She quickly sees me and takes the phone asap
We both are staring at each other
Mfw catched:
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Haha, that's hilarious, I can't imagine what she had in her gallery.
One sunny day when I was in class the teacher gave us these loupes to do experiments with and me and my friend were wondering if we could use the loupes to burn paper (we were seated at the far back of the class by the windows). So my friend takes a piece of paper and we start using the loupe to burn it (of course we thought it would never work). And eventually it lights up and becomes a fire, me and my friend were freaking out at this point because we couldn't stop it. Then the teacher turns around, runs to us and tries to stop the fire, it was too late though because the smoke already got to the fire alarm and after a few seconds it went off and everyone was wet after the sprinklers went off.
After the teacher got the situation under control me and my friend got detention and we had to clean the WHOLE school.
We still talk about it till this day.
O.O
That face is perfect. XD
Admit it, you wanted to burn your school down, didn't you?
One time during music class, I was facing the wrong way. I cringe every time I remember this scenario, the teacher couldn't stop laughing. I was like 12.
lol, All of us thought about that at one point.
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I ran in the guys bathroom.
Still saw some abs tho.
During my last year of primary school, I kept getting freaked when I got erections uncontrollably for no reason during the day because the pants boys had to wear as uniform didn't hide erections at all. So one day it happens in the middle of class and at the same time I need to go to the bathroom. So I try to hide the bulge with my jumper when I ask the teacher to be excused, and then she breifly glances down and sees it. She didn't say anything, but that was really embarrassing.
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There's a tip that works is to hold your breath because lack of oxygen makes your body stop extra processes.
Fuck you for the first part, but thanks for the last part. Luckily, my high school uniform covers it up fairly well
i went to school and it sucked major
This didn't happen to me, but it's still a funny story.
Okay, so my friend told me a couple years when he was in school, he had to go to the bathroom and the teacher wouldn't let him. So he accidently shit his pants, and being too scared to tell the teacher, he went through the whole day with shit in his pants.
During my freshman year in high school, a kid I barley knew said "Hey, man what's up?" And for some reason my brain froze for a few seconds and I couldn't think of a response. So I said, "Alright."
A couple years back I was at a sleep over with 2 friends of mine, and the goal was to pull an all nighter but they crashed at 5:00 am. We all shared a tiny blow up mattress in her living room, and so I was just laying on it beside them because I had nothing else to do and I thought it would be rude to go exploring around her house. One of the friends has a brother who has been in love with me since 5th grade, like putting love notes in my locker and randomly biking to my house across town kind of love. He's like 210 pounds of muscle and 6'4" so he dwarfs my little 5' frame.
We hung out with him a bit during the night but he stayed in the basement while we went up to kick back on the mattress. My side of it was facing the open door to the basement. I eventually closed my eyes and dozed off.
I felt warm breath on my face for a while, and I assumed it was their dog coming to say hi. Eventually I become more alert and I open my eyes...
....AND THE BROTHER IS LYING RIGHT NEXT TO ME STARING AT ME. I'm like "Pat, what the hell are you doing?" and he says he was watching me sleep because he didn't want to "wake us up by going up the stairs to his room" (even though he went up the basement stairs facepalm). It was really creepy because I had no idea how long he was there, he was like 4 inches from my face, and he was pulling a freakin Edward Cullen and watching me sleep.
(To any Loungers reading this, yes, I understand the irony with my bio lol).
You're lucky he only watched you...
Lol, I was going to ask if he happened to be in an Owl costume, but then I saw the last bit you wrote. But still, you should of kicked that guys ass, your 5' frame can probably take him down any way! Just eat that magic mushroom like Mario and squash him!
Edit: I totally thought this was the lounge for a second O_o. I don't remember ever seeing this place, but it was in my notifications. and I clicked it thinking it was the lounge.
Something with a guy named Lar...
hot
He is trying to protect you omg you are so rude how dare you.
was he hot?
He's not really my type lol
Uhh, what's hot? Oh....
crying at ducks death in my walking dead lets play, but the mic made it sound like i was getting my first BJ. XD why?! WHY ME?!
I would've slapped him.
Jeeze I was such a socially awkward kid I've got tons of stories, well my mere existence was awkward as hell considering that I looked exactly like my mother and I looked more or less like a 10 year old until I was like 17, so I basically looked like 10 year old girl through my teenage years, also looking like my mother meant that people confused pictures of her wearing dresses for pictures of me and my mom is an asshole so she would tell other people that was me and she would even introduce me as a girl to other people which was awkward, but it was also kind off my fault because I did like to cut my hair in a fairly girly way.
In any case interacting with just about anyone that was younger that me but was way taller was pretty freaking awkward.
There was a guy in my class that liked to masturbate while touching my hair, that was pretty awkward, there was also another guy that would masturbate in the bathroom while getting high and when I walked in on him he invited me to get closer, that was unbelievably awkward,
I had a girlfriend once, but since I was a quiet girly looking boy that was extremely socially awkward and she was fairly good looking everyone would stare at us whenever we got together in school, that was unbelievably awkward, we'd normally just awkwardly say hi and walk in opposite directions when this happened because neither of us could handle it, that girlfriend later turned out to be a lesbian which actually wasn't awkward at all.
One of my male friends once admitted to me that he had a crush on me which was fairly awkward.
My little brother was way taller than me so people would always assume I was way younger than him which was pretty damn awkward and also infuriating since he acted in a very patronizing way towards me despite the fact that I'm 1 and a half years older.
There's more but I don't feel like saying them, pretty sure I covered the most awkward and embarrassing stuff there anyway.
In my first year of high school my science teacher decided to show us a very graphic video of a baby being born and I fainted in front of the whole class. Then when I woke up he told me not to move and left me laying on the floor for about 10 minutes while he set the class some work to do.
.-.
VERY graphic. I can still picture it in my head and it makes me feel sick XD
Just one question, is your name androgynous?
It's jsut wierd why the teacher left you lying on the ground o_O
Awhile ago, my friend and I had JUST grabbed some food from Taco Bell and were heading back to work. There was a TON of traffic heading back, so we listened to the radio and told random ass stories to pass the time. Well, my friend needed to use the bathroom; not pee but had to poop and we were in the middle of traffic. I told him to hold it.
Ten minutes pass and we are STILL in the middle of traffic. By this time, I called my boss and said there was a good chance we would be late. After ending the call, my friend began dancing in the seat; kinda like those kids that wait till the last second to go to the bathroom.
Mind you, I'm trying to calm him down. He grabs his ass and looks out the window. He's yelling at me and I finally tell him to just run out, find either a business or residence and ask to use the restroom. Well, next thing I know, his stomach gurggles, he sits up and my friend stops in mid air. He shit himself IN MY CAR and had no idea what to do. He was mortified. Luckily, I had several towels in the trunk; I live near the beach, so you never know when you'll need a fresh towel. My friend sat on it and when we made it out of traffic, we drove to his place first for him to shower and change.
It was awkward with him; my friend refused to look me in the eyes for a bit but after two weeks, we were cool about it.
Not if you use the whole word but most people shorten it and the nickname is pretty androgynous.
Nickname is Emma BTW, so you probably can imagine how that went, if I'm honest though I didn't hate it was just awkward having to explain to people that I wasn't a girl but I didn't actually mind, sometimes I went along with it, I kinda liked it, but I'm Mexican so you know that's not cool...
It's actually still pretty awkward because the change was pretty drastic, so I'm not really used to how differently people treat me.
dude, that was gross, i totally agree with it though
Hey he was just creepy...Could have been worse...
i really want to post that gif now xD
should have gotten the owl suit out that would have shown him
well i have two stories
when i was in year 9 a couple of friends and i were just sitting around and this kid that annoys the shit out of me comes and sits with us anyway there were some girls doing random stuff like hand stands and all and this kid says to me hey are you getting horny from watching them and me being the idiot i was i jokingly said yea and then he just shouts out to them hey he is getting horny from watching you i was just like gg
another one is when i was working (i work on register in a shop) i saw someone i knew and i smiled at them and in front of this person was a disabled person and he lost it he was telling me off because he thought i was laughing at him and everyone was just staring at me giving me a disgusted look