Potato Rights
Gustav_Kenny
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Hello, am I the only one here who thinks Potatoes should have more rights? We're no better than potatoes, we're just food ourselves, we're discriminating the potatoes without reason! Something has to be changed about this! We have to stop this discriminating of our beloved potatoes!
POTATO RIGHTS
What do you think about the rights of potatoes?
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As a potato, my friends are eaten by humans every day. This needs to stop.
POTATO RIGHTS
this is up but my "420 Shrek it" thread gets closed?
It's because we're all just potatoes at heart.
WE NEED A PETITION!
GO MAKE ONE RIGHT NOW!
But without potatoes, we wouldn't have tasty treats such as: potato wedges, potato chips, or french fries!
So, in other words, kill more potatoes.
NO I EAT THEM
never fggggggggggt
Send the potatoes back to Ireland! They're worthless and subhuman! I'll NEVAR let my kids go to school with a potato!
YOU'RE A CANNIBAL! HOW DARE YOU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4
GUUUUYS
I MADE A PETITION
Putting it in the thread description!
U WOT M8. ILL FITE U I SWARE ON MI MUM
It's amazing how dumb threads people can make up and even more, how many people respond to them.
This thread is not dumb. Potatoes have been suffering for generations, it's about time we made a stand!
But what about Carrots, Broccoli and every other vegetable. They deserve equal rights too, you can't play favourites!
I'm Irish and the potato famine killed over a million of my citizens I demand all Potato's be locked up in prison
THERE ARE SERIAL KILLERS pure evil my freedums
triggered
http://irishpotatofamine.net/
You're discriminating the potatoes for something they couldn't handle! Blame the clouds for not raining! And the ground for not being soiled enough!
Sasha disapprove's this message!
The only thing worse than potatoes are sweet potatoes.
Though I do like french fries..
What are you saying? let potatoes be potatoes and live a potato life.
rachelle pls
This gif looks wrong xD
Fuck that! Potatoes will forever be food! They will have no rights! They will always digest in my stomach! They can rot for all I care!
I will unleash the mighty Sasha to eat them all before they get rights!
How is mocking liberals going to convince them of your point of view, exactly/
I'm okay with them having rights, when they're in my stomach that is. :]
What if their given the right to cut their way out of any stomachs they find themselves in? Then your screwed.
I KNOW LOL
Technically, it would be chewed up and in small pieces, but hey if it reforms somehow and escapes I'm okay with it. At least I "died" eating a potato. I'll spend my last moments savoring the taste.
Amen.
You've gotta admit, it'd be a pretty good way to go.
Potatoes are delicious.
So no. The only right a potato has is the right to be made into french fries.