Who ties their hand behind their back before fighting? That's a clear disadvantage. Seriously, I can't see why you'd do that. That seems very counter-intuitive to me. It seems like, if anything, that would help you lose the fight. Just don't see any logic there at all.
You look like a sponge that's been used so much that it's all dirty and not very absorbent any more and you know it needs replacing but you can't be bothered to go to the place that sells sponges and whenever you're there you just forget and it builds up over time to annoy you more and more until you finally buy a whole pack of sponges but that just makes you take sponges for granted and you're like "heh, this sponge is kind of dirty... well, there are 9 more in the pack, so I may as well throw this one away" and you keep doing that until you're left with one sponge which keeps getting dirtier and dirtier and you're back in square one and you vow to be more efficient with sponges in the future but you just know the same thing's going to keep happening indefinitely.
Yes it will. Wow, I've never heard of someone making a comeback for their own insult inside said insult.
You couldn't hit the broad side of a mountain.
I think you need glasses, because you're looking at a mirror.
I could have both my hands duct-taped behind my back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering my eyes, and you could have a spear even. And I'd still defeat you.
From what I heard, all you did is make Stan to build a ridiculously large crypt. Then he hired a bunch of pirates to build it, which died halfway of construction.
I've defeated pirates who eat people like you for breakfast.
Monty python taunts do not work on anyone, are you really so blank of mind
my verbose mannerisms will persuade you to plead me to run thou through with thine own blade!
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I've seen better clothes on Badgers!
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I can slice into a million pieces before you can even blink.
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You call that a spoon?
You couldn't scare a kitten!
My ship's flag is dyed in the blood of my enemies!
I have defeated many a powerful foe with my wits, sword, and one hand tied behind my back
You look like a sponge that's been used so much that it's all dirty and not very absorbent any more and you know it needs replacing but you can't be bothered to go to the place that sells sponges and whenever you're there you just forget and it builds up over time to annoy you more and more until you finally buy a whole pack of sponges but that just makes you take sponges for granted and you're like "heh, this sponge is kind of dirty... well, there are 9 more in the pack, so I may as well throw this one away" and you keep doing that until you're left with one sponge which keeps getting dirtier and dirtier and you're back in square one and you vow to be more efficient with sponges in the future but you just know the same thing's going to keep happening indefinitely.
My name is Morgan Le Flay. You killed my uncle, prepare to die.
my powers are unstoppable and your death is near
Ever notice how your blood glistens off of my sword?
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Where do you want me to scatter your ashes?
I was killing people like you before you even picked up a sword.
Ye look like a bilge rat and ye smell like one too!
My fancy sword play shall confuse you or maybe bore you to death.
You couldn't hit the broad side of a mountain.
it is a sight to see your blood mixed with your sweat and fear
I could have both my hands duct-taped behind my back, and with little pieces of duct tape covering my eyes, and you could have a spear even. And I'd still defeat you.
My clever wit has stumped even the smartest of men!
Be careful so you don't stump yourself then.
My humour and footwork is not for the lesser educated!
I have been to hell and back, and I broke less sweat than you opening a jar of pickles.
Didn't break a sweat eh? In any case I don't want to know what that smell is.
Do you want it well done or bloody as hell?
I have killed so many pirates, that Stan created a crypt for those who I killed, over 5 miles long.
I've defeated pirates who eat people like you for breakfast.
Well what can I say? Breakfast is the most important meal after all.
When I kill you, I'm gonna wear you like the asshat that you are!
Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person!
my verbose mannerisms will persuade you to plead me to run thou through with thine own blade!
Speaking in a different language does not count mate.
I'm gonna make you eat your pants!
My sword can slice even through the toughest of metals with my skills.
Even your sword is embarassed of your skills.
I could kill you faster than sonic could run around a house.
I once turned a pirate like you into stew
Your skills are as rusty as your sword.
You've only won past battles by emiting your body odor.
You punch like a buissness women who's wearing heels!
I'll kill you three times before you hit the ground!
You will cry like the coward you are!
You'll never defeat my swordfighting skills!
I'll defeat you quickly, I have a date
I bet you lost every battle you've fought.