Good thing I'm a rich genius with a mansion called The Beaches!
(I bought it from Bette Midler.)
Your nose is so big, it makes Jimmy Durante look like he had rhinoplasty!
Never in all the seven seas, have I met a foe I could defeat with such consummate ease.
Only seven? HA! I've been to waters much further than these! What I've learnt there shall have you on your knees.
Your swordplay is quite exemplary, but next to mine, it's elementary!
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You're like the Jar Jar to my Star Wars
I'll make an example out of you, to be sure!
You'd better let your temper cool, I have defeated many a poor fool
(I bought it from Bette Midler.)
Your nose is so big, it makes Jimmy Durante look like he had rhinoplasty!
Cutlass, Saber, Sword or Blade, today I'm gonna seal your fate!
You act like the town idiot.
You should know best. You ARE the town idiot!
When I'm done with you, you will beg for the killing blow.
After I start on you, you won't have breath enough to beg.
My boots have seen more battles than you have!
I'll take your treasure, your ship and your life with great ease!
How about you take my sword instead, please?
Throughout my Life I have ended countless foes!
That because you always lost, as everyone knows
Never in all the seven seas, have I met a foe I could defeat with such consummate ease.
Only seven? HA! I've been to waters much further than these! What I've learnt there shall have you on your knees.
Your swordplay is quite exemplary, but next to mine, it's elementary!
Quit running your mouth or you'll be sleeping in the CEMETERY!
I've met Tailors with more fight in them than you!
By the look of your suit, it seems you lost those fights too.
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I've met even dairy farmers fighting better than you!
Their DAUGHTERS must have been your swordplay teachers.
You wouldn't last a day on the open seas with me.
Yeah, it won't take a minute before you start to flee.
i had kings and emperors bow down at the tip of my sword!
You can stop shaking - I'll end you within a minute.
I found sloths more active than you
- You have to be the worst pirate i have ever met!
- You got to have skills to handle a sword THAT BAD
- I bet all the suicidal girls are your fault
I'll skip yours because you didn't answer the other one. Also 3 at once
I only move so slow so I won't beat you in an instant.
HA! I would beat you even without a sword!
Only if the race ends at 6 feet underground!
I have the pallbearer's on standby for your funeral.
My sword skills are known around the world
Consider me the reaper with the rapier, fool!
You'll only reap seeds to your own destruction in this duel!
I'll take your hand, I'll take your leg, to leave you with a bloody stub and a peg.
You'll strike first, but I'll riposte, and 'fore you know it, you'll be toast.
You remind me of a laxative. You irritate the crap out of me.
Is that fear in your eyes, or are you just helplessly drunk?
Where'd you get that sword? The toilet store?
Many a pirate has fled at the sound of my tread
your fighting style can be compared to that of a goose
I could beat you with one arm tied behind my back and my eyes blindfolded!
You do know that the "Pin the tail on the donkey" contest is over right?
When I'm done with you not even your relatives will recognize you!
It's better to not be recognized, then unwanted, eh?
People run in fear, when they hear my sword unsheath.
No man can match my skill when it comes to making a kill
I once tore out a man's throat with my bare teeth!
I don't care what your boyfriends kink is woman!
You fight like a turtle on its back.
Your breath's been known to make all bystanders cry.
I'll chop you down, and run you through before you can think of what to do.
I'll crush you beneath the heel of my boot!
My sword can cut through you faster than the speed of light!
And so will the laughs, when they see what your wearing.
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I've seen granma fight with more poise than you.