Any crazy life stories you can share?
As in stories like creating some thought out plan to run away with your friends as children, stuff like that. But really, an story you think is interesting, you can share. For me, I really don't have nothing to share. My life is pretty regular you know?
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I hope you guys are sitting down because this might be to much but...
...one time I made pancakes
(I told this story here before but might as well go into some detail.)
A couple of years ago me and some friends were walking around the woods in my area and were making jokes like "Wouldn't it be funny if we just got lost in like 2mins?" Then we got lost two minutes.
We pretty much just started wandering around the woods for a good bit until we discovered a hobo camp (no one was there at the time.) As we were passing through the camp we noticed that they were condoms... everywhere. They were all over the ground and some of them hanging up in trees. We started to speed walk right the fuck out of there until they spotted us from a distance. They immediately started chasing us through the woods and screaming at us. The only way he got away from them was through this huge bunch of thorn bushes that went out for awhile, we started to sprint though it all while getting cut up (RIP my pants.) They didn't follow us through and thought probably thought we were idiots for running though that.
The rest of the story isn't that interesting, it was pretty much us walking though thorn bushes for hours and bitching. Pretty much after 4hrs of walking around like morons we finally found a clearing and got the fuck out of there. Once we got out we figured that we walked only about a mile (if that) from where we entered from. I went home and tossed my clothes out since they were ruined. RIP my clothes.
I know it wasn't really interesting to read, but that's like the only "crazy" event that I can remember at this point.
Lol, what were the hobos saying when they were screaming? Or you couldn't really tell?
Oh yeah, well top this. I once made scrambled eggs.
Couldn't tell cause as soon as we were spotted we just started saying stuff like "OH FUCK!" or "OH SHIT!" And all that jazz so I couldn't make out what they were saying.
Don't know if this is crazy or just irregular but I had to beg my dad to "kidnap" me so I would not have to go to Ohio with my mom. For some reason she was really clinging during this particular summer and needed me around her all the time. After going to Canada maybe three weeks earlier, she told me the night before or morning of that we were going to Ohio. I contacted my dad and begged him to get me out of this. Yada yada yada he got me away from my mom and drove me to my aunt's house. My mom ended up going w/o me. I did not feel comfortable on how clinging she was.
Oh yeah, I once put syrup on my waffles!
Yeah, thats what I thought !
Me and some of my friends used to go fishing at a river where you had to cross a railroad trestle that is about 20' to 30' above the river to get to our spot. Of course one time when we where crossing and about half way across we hear a train whistle. I remember how hard it was to run across the trestle with a train on it the whole thing was shaking so much I thought it would fly to pieces. The train was right on my ass and I had to jump down a hill right on the other side of the trestle. Luckily everyone made it and we had a fun story to tell.
You ditched your mom because she was Clingy?
Ok, as someone who has buried both of his parents, you will regret that later in life.
I got tons of war stories, most of them aren't appropriate though. I went to basic with this one dude, who played with Transformers on his bed. We all took a trip to mexico, where he got out of hand, and we ended up leaving him there.
You two think you're so badss, listen to this.
I once made a pancake, waffles, and scrambled eggs.
ONE AFTER ANOTHER
Beat that.
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So I was hanging out with my friends, My bros if you want to put it that way and this random guy with a mustache picked me up and threw me on top of some other guy, I was all like "DUDE! You okay?" and then he wasn't answering so I was like oh.......
That's nothing, one time in 8th grade we were having a party and the teacher told us to only take one cookie.
...I took two.
When we went to the ocean once like in August, I had to watch my sister and all my little cousins at once because nobody else wanted to help but still let them go into the water for some ungodly reason. There were like, 6 of them all in the ocean and it was pretty rough that day. But I kept them alive like we were a pod of whales and I was the fucking pod master.
Holy shit. I. Cant. Handle.
Jesus....
I went scuba diving last year. And while I was down there I thought I saw a whale coming right towards me and I started having this huge fucking panic attack. Turns out it was just a huge rock. Everyone probably thought I was on some other shit that day.
It was my last day in Sicily... Me and my 2 friends wanted to spare a bunch of money and time so... we went hobo style and slept in front of the airport in the grassy part under the stars (hard to be an erasmus student x)) We bought some beer and then fall asleep, it was in summer so the temperature was ok, BUT unexpectedly the irrigation system started because why the f. not in the middle of night... I woke up like screaming "everyone get the hell out of here", waking up the others and we were running everywhere like crazy with our luggages xD I don't know if anyone saw this (probably yes) but it was so ridiculous.. Our clothes were soaked and after that we couldn't sleep. So I got back home looking like shit my mother hardly recognized me x) I'm not used to doing things like this so it was crazy for me
Probably I won't ever do it again.
Is it bad that I died laughing at this?
Rip Scooby
You will be missed. funeral music
I was walking through the grounds of my school with my friend once, we were walking along near a fence around a construction site and I suddenly felt something make an impact right on top of my head. I didn't hear anything bounce or fall to the ground and the impact was so great that it literally felt as though someone had just come up behind me and slapped the top of my head (it was break and there were loads of idiot kids running around, plus I'm really short so it wasn't unfeasible). This is what I assumed so, not wanting to give whoever it was the satisfaction of reacting to it, I carried on walking a couple of steps. This is when the pain hit me, it hurt probably more than anything I've ever felt before. It was the kind of pain that is so great that you don't know what to do to express it, so I just stopped and pressed both my hands on the place where it hurt. My friend noticed and stopped, asking if I was alright and when I removed my hands they where covered in blood. I remember just staring at them and thinking that this couldn't possibly be real, stuff like this doesn't happen to me, I've never even broken a bone for Christ sake. Like an idiot I laughed and said "Am I dreaming?" Then blood started pouring from my head and dripping all down my face. It was getting all over my uniform, you can imagine the state of my white shirt... My friend (who is the most squeamish person ever) had to accompany me to first aid which was all the way back up a hill the way we'd just come. I had to keep wiping the blood off my nose otherwise it would drip onto my lips, there was so much of it. After I got cleaned up and was about to leave for the hospital, my mum the head-teacher and I went to the place where it happened to see what it might've been that hit me. We couldn't find anything, and to this day I still have no idea what it was. o_O
I'll never know if Telltale got their act together and released TFTB episode 2 or not...
Spooky o-o
You are cursed to stalk these forums for eternity
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You're god-damned right.
I had a cup of cocoa with my pancakes... Where you at now, bitch!
Best. Scene. Ever.
Aw, poor Skelly
It is time for me to leave
I know, those big meanies
Like iff yu cri evreh tim
I used to live near this big forest. There was this bridge there, and under the bridge, me and my friends liked to hang out there. I was around 8 years old at the time. Anyway, one day, a bunch of teenagers showed up they were about 16-17 years old maybe. They kicked us out of our special hang out spot, and when we tried to go back there, they threatened to kill us with knives. Since we were stupid little kids, we went back there. The teenagers were not too thrilled about this and punched my friend in the face, then tried to stab him. We managed to get away and we told our parents what happened. We got the police involved and they were arrested.
Justice was served that day.