I used to live near this big forest. There was this bridge there, and under the bridge, me and my friends liked to hang out there. I was aro… moreund 8 years old at the time. Anyway, one day, a bunch of teenagers showed up they were about 16-17 years old maybe. They kicked us out of our special hang out spot, and when we tried to go back there, they threatened to kill us with knives. Since we were stupid little kids, we went back there. The teenagers were not too thrilled about this and punched my friend in the face, then tried to stab him. We managed to get away and we told our parents what happened. We got the police involved and they were arrested.
Craziest thing that happened to me one time pun intended was when me and my friend were swimmimg in his pool and i was pretty young at the time and i didn't know how to swim not that i do now and the water was deep to my neck so i decided to get up on one of those floatin chairs in the pool, but...I fell trying to get on and somehow made my friend fall too he knew what to do if he went underwater because he could swim and i was just doin frickin barrel rolls and somehow got up with water in my nose, mouth, eyes
I got tons of war stories, most of them aren't appropriate though. I went to basic with this one dude, who played with Transformers on his bed. We all took a trip to mexico, where he got out of hand, and we ended up leaving him there.
I swear once I was harassed by a poltergeist it thew BBs at me and once a pack of sugar puffs vibrated and fell over and a tiny black shadow floated out of it
I swear once I was harassed by a poltergeist it thew BBs at me and once a pack of sugar puffs vibrated and fell over and a tiny black shadow floated out of it
I was visiting family in Scotland as a kid, and my cousin and I were taking a shortcut though some fields when suddenly, le crazy farmer appears. He had a gun and was chasing us shouting at us to get off his land.
We were sprinting but he caught up to us and pushed us to the ground and was all "If you ever trespass on me land again sonny"
Then we just ran home.
I use to run cross country. This one day at practice, me and some of my friends were running our 3 miles and joking. We were playfully shoving each other until one of the guys pushed me onto a weird steep log-thing. It dislocated my leg like three inches and you could see my bone popped not out of my skin but a huge bulged lined my leg. I had to push the bone back into place and was fucking painful as shit. I had to start hoping back and was assisted by my friends. It was the worse pain ever.
I was walking through the grounds of my school with my friend once, we were walking along near a fence around a construction site and I sudd… moreenly felt something make an impact right on top of my head. I didn't hear anything bounce or fall to the ground and the impact was so great that it literally felt as though someone had just come up behind me and slapped the top of my head (it was break and there were loads of idiot kids running around, plus I'm really short so it wasn't unfeasible). This is what I assumed so, not wanting to give whoever it was the satisfaction of reacting to it, I carried on walking a couple of steps. This is when the pain hit me, it hurt probably more than anything I've ever felt before. It was the kind of pain that is so great that you don't know what to do to express it, so I just stopped and pressed both my hands on the place where it hurt. My friend noticed and stopped, asking if I was alright and when I removed my h… [view original content]
Yeah, there was a whole lot of blood coming out of me that day. I don't think I've ever seen so much blood, and what made it even more surreal was that it was my own.
Yeah, there was a whole lot of blood coming out of me that day. I don't think I've ever seen so much blood, and what made it even more surreal was that it was my own.
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So you had sex with Scooby's corpse?
Did they go to jail?
It was a four day vacation. It was not forever. We communicate with each other frequently now.
I think so.
I hope so.
Look dud i may be crazy but, even i wouldn't do somethin that horrible
Craziest thing that happened to me one time pun intended was when me and my friend were swimmimg in his pool and i was pretty young at the time and i didn't know how to swim not that i do now and the water was deep to my neck so i decided to get up on one of those floatin chairs in the pool, but...I fell trying to get on and somehow made my friend fall too he knew what to do if he went underwater because he could swim and i was just doin frickin barrel rolls and somehow got up with water in my nose, mouth, eyes
I didn't do my homework once.
Just once?..
O_O
Now you made me wanna know the deteils.
The suspence!
Well LOL i'm not sure how appropriate it would be on these boards. Mexico is a crazy place, don't go unless your armed.
One time I.............................................Clementine.
I swear once I was harassed by a poltergeist it thew BBs at me and once a pack of sugar puffs vibrated and fell over and a tiny black shadow floated out of it
Trust me on this, u will.
Yeah, just once.
Pretty badass, huh?
I was visiting family in Scotland as a kid, and my cousin and I were taking a shortcut though some fields when suddenly, le crazy farmer appears. He had a gun and was chasing us shouting at us to get off his land.
We were sprinting but he caught up to us and pushed us to the ground and was all "If you ever trespass on me land again sonny"
Then we just ran home.
I use to run cross country. This one day at practice, me and some of my friends were running our 3 miles and joking. We were playfully shoving each other until one of the guys pushed me onto a weird steep log-thing. It dislocated my leg like three inches and you could see my bone popped not out of my skin but a huge bulged lined my leg. I had to push the bone back into place and was fucking painful as shit. I had to start hoping back and was assisted by my friends. It was the worse pain ever.
And it changed my life forever.
The End.
what a bloody story O_O
Yeah, there was a whole lot of blood coming out of me that day. I don't think I've ever seen so much blood, and what made it even more surreal was that it was my own.
This is something that happens a lot actually. Whenever I go to Taco Bell, I ask for a cup of water... and fill it with Pepsi
Hmmm....Whole lotta blood...Girl...I think i know where that blood came from....
But CrazyGeorge stories are the best stories....