NO FUCKIGN WAY EATING HEALTHY, WHAT THE SHIT, WHA T HE TRULY NEEDS IS TO FRICKIN EAT SOMETHING, HAVE Y OU SEEN THE BOY? HE'S LIKE A FRIGGN … moreNOODLE MAN!! LIKE YO U GET ALL NUTRIENTS AND PROTEINS AND ALL OF THAT CRAP FROM SALAD.. HELL NO, THATS NOT EATING HEALTHY, THAT' SJUST EATING STUPID SALAD!!!!! HE NEEDS A GOOD STEW HE NEEDS MEAT AND POTATOES AND SOUP AND FRICKIN JAMÓN IBÉRICO, HE NEEDS MY FRICKIGN FOOD, HE NEEDS ME, HE [starts crying, is arrested by police, she fades into oblivion again]
"Hello, everyone.
It's happening.
This might be the end.
Adam Sandler wasn't satisfied just forcing me to eat that disgusting bambi… more food. And I wouldn't give in -- torture is better than his movies.
So he stepped up his game.
I'm locked, with no way out and a sea of salad is slowly but surely engulfing me.
My only way to survive?
To eat it all.
I... I don't think I can do it. This is too much.
And to top it off, he occasionally throws an ice cream in here.
...Salad flavour...
Should I give up? Or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leaaads nowhereeee... crap, this isn't the time to sing Adele.
Anyway, I can't be sure what my future -- if I have one at all -- will bring but I think I don't want to see another salad for another fifty years if I make it out of this.
Tell Senpai I love her if I drown in lettuce.
Goodbye or see you soon."
It's also a good idea to get up and walk around a little at least once every half hour, to get some blood pumping through your legs! And avoid cramp, lordy I hate cramping feet.
I'm back now, I still have an ear infection, but the pain is gone and most of the swelling is down, I hope in a couple days it'll be better, I went through about a week of nonstop pain. So, it's only clogged now.
@twdgirl43 This was supposed to be a gift for you but after that horrible 'Imagine Rhyiona' story I don't know if I should give it to you...… more Oh well I already wrote it! Suprise! I guess?
Things that might need explaining...
Firstly, April is genderbent August.
And secondly, in my head, the reason why Fiona seems so OOC when she is Finn is because how flirty he is, but boys are normally the more flirty ones. As we've seen before, Rhys fails miserably to flirt with Fiona because he is so awkward, where Fiona is cool, confident, and a good talker. So if she was a boy, which is literally what gender bending is, she would be an awesome flirt. Just felt I needed to say that because it felt really weird writing 'her' like that. :P
Anyways, let's get this show on the road! And don't forget to reveiw. This one actually took me longer than 30 minutes. Writing gender bends is hard. ;-;
~x~
Crush
So she had a crush on Finn, but who d… [view original content]
"Hello, everyone.
It's happening.
This might be the end.
Adam Sandler wasn't satisfied just forcing me to eat that disgusting bambi… more food. And I wouldn't give in -- torture is better than his movies.
So he stepped up his game.
I'm locked, with no way out and a sea of salad is slowly but surely engulfing me.
My only way to survive?
To eat it all.
I... I don't think I can do it. This is too much.
And to top it off, he occasionally throws an ice cream in here.
...Salad flavour...
Should I give up? Or should I just keep chasing pavements even if it leaaads nowhereeee... crap, this isn't the time to sing Adele.
Anyway, I can't be sure what my future -- if I have one at all -- will bring but I think I don't want to see another salad for another fifty years if I make it out of this.
Tell Senpai I love her if I drown in lettuce.
Goodbye or see you soon."
does anyone else get unsure if they slept at all last night or not? I feel like I just tossed and turned but didn't sleep but at the same time I'm not sure
I have gotten 4 hours of sleep.
I have to be up in 3 hours.
I have been up for 2, and no matter what I do, I feel wide awake. It's 2:30 AM. Even thinking of Rhyiona isn't helping... HELP.
Whenever my ear hurts mum would make this liquid a put it on cottonwool and it would usually be gone be the day after.
My grammar is not getting any better...
I'm back now, I still have an ear infection, but the pain is gone and most of the swelling is down, I hope in a couple days it'll be better, I went through about a week of nonstop pain. So, it's only clogged now.
Comments
Needs more ice cream!
He loves dem socks!
I love how "sockRhys" (SukkaRyyssi in Finnish) is a common term my friend and I use every day.. :'D
At least he's famous for something! :P
no, but if he wants to avoid salad..
thats my boy
well, I mean... I think anyone would take salad over their own leg
Fiona the Vault hunter
Gosh me who loves salad, especially burrito salad.
eat the burrito salad Rhys
I already succumbed to temptation...
Ouch!
It's also a good idea to get up and walk around a little at least once every half hour, to get some blood pumping through your legs!
And avoid cramp, lordy I hate cramping feet.
...........the worst kind.............
I will pray for your ears bloop. Oh and welcome back!
drooling
Ooh my, the descriptions of those kisses! [fans self]
I love how Rhysa is such an awkward little nerd! So cute.
He needs to take some ballet classes.
ÅÅHHH
That's so good!!
iuewhdiowhed she looks so gorgeous ;_______;
Both this picture and the one in your previous post are awesome! Thanks for sharing (and drawing) these!
awesome!
You need a guinea pig! That will eat all the salad. But then you'll be covered in guinea pig poop... which I guess isn't an improvement!
but he gotta eat it
Ooooh, love the softness and the colors, and her expression. Badass.
(Saved :] )
She's hot xD
does anyone else get unsure if they slept at all last night or not? I feel like I just tossed and turned but didn't sleep but at the same time I'm not sure
he will cry
he's scared of guinea pigs
Lots and lots of coffee? And sugar!
Guess what guys.
I got sick :^)
Welcome to the sick club, bruh :')
I bet he would love those
Not true! Your whole post had perfect grammar!
she looks stunning
Thanks!
Does it sound really muffled now? Like being underwater?
I'm glad you're feeling a bit better!
Thank you!
I love how both Fiona and Rhys look so badass in the present time. 
Especially Fiona!
I'm glad that you like my stuff
I was really depressed yesterday so it feels good to be back here and enjoy this awesome thread! 
Yeah... riiiight...
In the head?