May the Holy Rhyiona bless the souls of those who don´t believe... May this pure pairing make the non believers see the light and join us in… more order to save their souls from despair. May this ship bless us all. May the non believers join the ship of salvation.
Amen.
Well don't like ships (or anything I consider involved with fanfiction), but I saw this and I thought you guys would enjoy it (I don't know … moreif you've already seen it), credit to: http://erase--myself.tumblr.com/
I should stop visiting this pace out of my morbid curiosity.
May the Holy Rhyiona bless the souls of those who don´t believe... May this pure pairing make the non believers see the light and join us in… more order to save their souls from despair. May this ship bless us all. May the non believers join the ship of salvation.
Amen.
May the Holy Rhyiona bless the souls of those who don´t believe... May this pure pairing make the non believers see the light and join us in… more order to save their souls from despair. May this ship bless us all. May the non believers join the ship of salvation.
Amen.
Oh wow I just realised something! Rhyiona means 'true love' in swedish and I don't know how I could've missed that, it was so obvious!!
Well anyways now we have even more concrete proof of our ship. No need to thank me.
Oh wow I just realised something! Rhyiona means 'true love' in swedish and I don't know how I could've missed that, it was so obvious!!
Well anyways now we have even more concrete proof of our ship. No need to thank me.
He's thinking of Sasha's, by seeing the similarity of Fiona's to Sasha's, he appreciates Sasha's more and is clearly reviling in her more attractive curve.
He's thinking of Sasha's, by seeing the similarity of Fiona's to Sasha's, he appreciates Sasha's more and is clearly reviling in her more attractive curve.
Red plus blue equals purple.
You know what's purple? Grapes.
You know who's got tasty grapes?
Sasha. Do you know who likes grapes?
Rhys. Rhysha confirmed.
(The Omid face gets me everytime :P)
Hold on. Grapes? Grapes has 6 leters. Do you know what else has 6 letters?
Yes. Hannah. Hannah Mo… morentana was in Disney Channel.
Disney. Walt Disney. Walt can be short for Walter.
Walter was a character in a Telltale game. Rhys is also a character in a Telltale game.
Walter has 6 letters. Rhys has 4. 6-4? Exactly. 2.
A word with two letters is NO.
Rhys does NOT like grapes confirmed.
NO and NOT have 2 and 3 letters respectively.
2 x 3 = 6
6 divided by Illuminati equals triangle.
Rhys/Sasha/Fiona is a love triangl… moree.
RhyS/SaSha/Fiona have three S's.
Fiona and Rhys don't share any letters together.
R comes after S.
RS = Racist Stereotypes. Do you know who isn't a stereotype?
Finch. FInch/FIona two F's and two I's.
2 + 2 equals. 4. Jurassic Park: The Game had 4 Episodes.
There was a character named Yoder in that game.
Yoder was a mercenary. Do you know who isn't a mercenary?
That's right Bob. Bob was a medic in the Army.
Bob has 3 letters. Do you know what else has 3 letters?
That's right, Yes.
Rhysha confirmed.
But wait! RHY/SHA 3 letters each.
Therefore Illuminati confirmed.
Who knows, maybe Rhys will become Handsome Rhys. His first wife dies and his girlfriend does too. And than a courtesan is in there too.
Or, as I've suggested, we just make Rhys have both ladies head over heels for him. I.e. he's in the middle of the bed and the two sisters are clawing at each other for his attention.
NO and NOT have 2 and 3 letters respectively.
2 x 3 = 6
6 divided by Illuminati equals triangle.
Rhys/Sasha/Fiona is a love triangl… moree.
RhyS/SaSha/Fiona have three S's.
Fiona and Rhys don't share any letters together.
R comes after S.
RS = Racist Stereotypes. Do you know who isn't a stereotype?
Finch. FInch/FIona two F's and two I's.
2 + 2 equals. 4. Jurassic Park: The Game had 4 Episodes.
There was a character named Yoder in that game.
Yoder was a mercenary. Do you know who isn't a mercenary?
That's right Bob. Bob was a medic in the Army.
Bob has 3 letters. Do you know what else has 3 letters?
That's right, Yes.
Rhysha confirmed.
But wait! RHY/SHA 3 letters each.
Therefore Illuminati confirmed.
Let's just keep it a triangle for now.
Who knows, maybe Rhys will become Handsome Rhys. His first wife dies and his girlfriend does too. … moreAnd than a courtesan is in there too.
Or, as I've suggested, we just make Rhys have both ladies head over heels for him. I.e. he's in the middle of the bed and the two sisters are clawing at each other for his attention.
I'm no prodigal son.
I am the Lost and the Damned.
I am the one who knocks.
I am the goddamn hero.
I am the sword in the darknes… mores.
I am legend.
"I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath.And you will know my ship is Rhysha when I lay my vengeance on thee." The Bible of Rhysha, InGen 25:17
"I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath.And you will know my ship is Rhysha when I lay my vengeance on thee." The Bible of Rhysha, InGen 25:17
You´re a sheep that moved away from the flock...from the holy Shepherd Rhyiona...you followed a dark enticing path...
You´ll find your way back, child, and we will welcome you with open arms.
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I know that you secretly love us
Thank you for this wonderful contribution.
Not sure if possible, but this thread just got... weirder.
.> implying this thread is weird to begin with
I think you mean glorious.
Amen
♡
May those who've strayed from the path return with the Light of Rhyiona illuminating their way to redemption
May your words be heard, wise loyal follower of our humble community.
Insightful, thanks for your contribution.
Is this some kind of bait for the Rhysha shippers? Wow thanks man I didn't know I had someone to do this for me ^_^
Eh, I check this thread when I want to laugh. Should I leave?
Naw, man, we're all having fun here.
We can remake Old Haven into Sanctuary. Rhysha shippers will no longer have to use guerilla warfare on the tyrannical Rhyiona enforcer.
Dude, don't be so blinded by your love of your ship.
Your ship sank a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.
No, Rhyiona is not only a ship, but a submarine, it will never sink
Skip to 1:54 if you want to see what happens to your sub.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxO8_lOOra8
We are the Red October. We are hunted by Rhyiona Russians.
Oh wow I just realised something! Rhyiona means 'true love' in swedish and I don't know how I could've missed that, it was so obvious!!
Well anyways now we have even more concrete proof of our ship. No need to thank me.
......Oh, where did these things come from?..... Wow, hundreds of them are awfully close to your sub.
We brought Sonar
Too late...
Rhys looks exhausted after their little activity. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Rhys closes his eyes because he knows its true and he loves Rhysha.
You can't force Rhys to laugh.
Rhys closes his eyes cause he's thinking of Fiona's booty and nothing else matters.
Believe it.
He's thinking of Sasha's, by seeing the similarity of Fiona's to Sasha's, he appreciates Sasha's more and is clearly reviling in her more attractive curve.
He's definitely thinking of Fiona's. The picture used a red font. Fiona wears red. Rhys was thinking about Fiona confirmed. :^)
Red plus blue equals purple.
You know what's purple? Grapes.
You know who's got tasty grapes?
Sasha. Do you know who likes grapes?
Rhys. Rhysha confirmed.
(The Omid face gets me everytime :P)
Hold on. Grapes? Grapes has 6 leters. Do you know what else has 6 letters?
Yes. Hannah. Hannah Montana was in Disney Channel.
Disney. Walt Disney. Walt can be short for Walter.
Walter was a character in a Telltale game. Rhys is also a character in a Telltale game.
Walter has 6 letters. Rhys has 4. 6-4? Exactly. 2.
A word with two letters is NO.
Rhys does NOT like grapes confirmed.
NO and NOT have 2 and 3 letters respectively.
2 x 3 = 6
6 divided by Illuminati equals triangle.
Rhys/Sasha/Fiona is a love triangle.
RhyS/SaSha/Fiona have three S's.
Fiona and Rhys don't share any letters together.
R comes after S.
RS = Racist Stereotypes. Do you know who isn't a stereotype?
Finch. FInch/FIona two F's and two I's.
2 + 2 equals. 4. Jurassic Park: The Game had 4 Episodes.
There was a character named Yoder in that game.
Yoder was a mercenary. Do you know who isn't a mercenary?
That's right Bob. Bob was a medic in the Army.
Bob has 3 letters. Do you know what else has 3 letters?
That's right, Yes.
Rhysha confirmed.
But wait! RHY/SHA 3 letters each.
Therefore Illuminati confirmed.
Sooner or later its going to become a love decagon with all the characters
Let's just keep it a triangle for now.
Who knows, maybe Rhys will become Handsome Rhys. His first wife dies and his girlfriend does too. And than a courtesan is in there too.
Or, as I've suggested, we just make Rhys have both ladies head over heels for him. I.e. he's in the middle of the bed and the two sisters are clawing at each other for his attention.
OBJECTION!
I already proved in another post that the Illuminati ships Rhyiona. Your post is invalidated, good sir.
Overruled son. Or should I say, overcooled.
Rhysha was already confirmed. It was a bonus.
Plus, Rhysha has the Stonecutters on our side:
Click here
You´re a sheep that moved away from the flock...from the holy Shepherd Rhyiona...you followed a dark enticing path...
You´ll find your way back, child, and we will welcome you with open arms.
Oh, child, what have they done to you? It´s sad to see what the darkness can do to someone...your soul must be cleansed.
I'm no prodigal son.
I am the Lost and the Damned.
I am the one who knocks.
I am the goddamn hero.
I am the sword in the darkness.
I am legend.
"I will carry out great vengeance on them and punish them in my wrath.And you will know my ship is Rhysha when I lay my vengeance on thee." The Bible of Rhysha, InGen 25:17