The battle for the money
In Jack's office, Rhys shot his money. He had been busy with the money for hours and now wanted nothing more tha… moren an adorable cuddle or a horrible massage from his lover Fiona. He said this last thought out loud, an all of a sudden his beautiful Fiona appeared at the door, grinning quietly.
"Put down the money," Fiona said loudly. "Unless you want me to shoot that money on your butt."
Rhys put down the money. He was drunk. He had never seen Fiona so horny before and it made him stupid.
Fiona picked up the money, then withdrew a sock from her boob. "Don't be so drunk," Fiona said loudly. "Gortys bit my leg this morning, and everything became smelly. Now with this money and this sock I can finally rule the world!"
Rhys clutched his sexy leg gracefully. This was his lover, his beautiful Fiona, now staring at him with a big boob.
"Fight it!" Rhys shouted. "Gortys just wants the money for her own beautifu… [view original content]
You mean the teeth? I just brushed them 15 minutes ago but I suddenly want to do so again but orka get out of bed.
I just realized I used Swedish slang with someone who has no means of knowing Swedish slang.
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Well I'm on meds right now, so.......not me
(edit: cause of why I was in the ER)
Got ya
yeah it's not hard to tell
I feel like I walked into something else, honestly..........
I've been drinking milk all this time I dunno abt y'all tho
Milk is my shit
I;m totally sober bro.
dunno bout everyone else
yeah but the posts will still be here
what do i do
you can't really do anything honestly lmao
don't play smart with me
im already mentally handicapped
I don't need to play, I already won.
you're drunk af
........you know you should probably get some medical attention for that
we didn't even start playing
and no im not drunk af
who do you take me for
A whatever-number-some? I noticed that.
Soz, I'm actually perfectly lucid. I am not even tired, I just really, really want to brush my teeth.
that's some gruesome shit
I found 'em all on imgur, then again I lurk there daily.
do you have some water
im thirsty
Here's a free copy of my mixtape
Careful it's so hot not even oven mitts help, don't want you ending up in the ER for another reason again.
Best line of anything I've ever read.
someone who has been drinking ofc
Brutal eh?
You probably should too, Peanuts aren't suppose to make noises
They don't even have lungs n shit
yeah, I'm really confused
my late night posts are weird but this is on a completely new level
Trevor Noah also ended up in the ER like two days ago and I'm trying to share what he has to say but can't post the actual video
Oh well here it is:
LOL
stop judging me
Speaking of mixtapes.....
Rhys drops a mixtape so hot it's the alternative reason why Helios blew up
i don't need to, you'll judge yourself tomorrow
You mean the teeth? I just brushed them 15 minutes ago but I suddenly want to do so again but orka get out of bed.
I just realized I used Swedish slang with someone who has no means of knowing Swedish slang.
Here.
no, I mean... whatever is going on in here
tfw realisation hits you all tomorrow
When you drop your mixtape and its so hot that Helios crashes
Is that James Arnold Taylor's Ice Bucket Challenge?
ah... the times when i was recording mixtapes with fiona
...fun times
-sigh-
Okay guys.
I have a confession.
I'm not really a peanut.
I'm an alien.
Oh. That's hot mixtapes ofc.
How are you today? Technically it's a new, dark day.
wut realisation
thank you
i feel even more thirsty now that you've spilled it all over my body
same as yesterday
I mean, it's only 3 right now. Almost.