Bang, Marry, Kill
Let's play a little game, shall we? You probably know the drill already, but I will reiterate.
A person comments with three names of Game of Thrones characters (book/show/game), and others will reply indicating their assortments of the given characters as categorized between Banging, Marrying or Killing them.
For instance: Reek; Ramsay; Domeric;
- Bang: Ramsay, assuming he does not kill after mating.
- Marry: Reek, have you seen those damn puppy eyes?
- Kill: Domeric, for there can be only one true Bolton heir.
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Arya,
Stannis,
Reek(Theon)
This odd thread has been posted before...
Has it? I'm awfully sorry. Sadly, I'm unable to delete it, so we'll just have to take our time and wait until it dissolutes on its own accord.
Bang Ludd, Marry Cotter, and Kill Gryff
Ludd, Gryff, and Cotter.
Kill - Cersei
Bang - Ramsay
Marry - Jon Snow
Fuck Rodrik, Marry Beskha (Women who kick ass get me "all charged up" ifyouknowwhatimean) and Kill the Whitehills. All of them.
Gwyn, Mira, and Beskha.
Bang Gwyn, Marry Mira, Kill Beskha
Kill Beskha!? :O I love Beskha...
I love her to, I just don't want to bang or marry her.
Asher Forrester, Jon Snow, Lard Whitehill
The game is called Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Bang Asher, Marry Jon, Kill Lard Whitehill
I saw one for the Wolf Among us I don't know if a GOT one has been made before.
yes lol
Not this again.
Bang: Olenna Tyrell, marry: Old Nan, kill: Maester Pycelle.
Hopefully they're old enough.
Bang: Jaimie
Marry: Jamie
Kill: Jamie
Screw Beskha
Marry Mira
kill Gwyn, because I'm planning on it anyway.
Sansa is thirteen.
And Margaery is sixteen. Ok maybe I'm too influenced by the real age of the actors but who cares, it's just a thread... not a big deal. I'm not a pedo if I find Natalie Dormer and Sophie Turner really attractive.
That would be ephebophilia, not pedophilia. It's not like the number of female options are plentiful and to my mind most of them are too young to "bang" but for the sake of the game marrying them doesn't seem too bad if it's for the sake of their character and not their age or appearance.
Exactly, there isn't much choice in the show, women are too young, too old or too dead. If I'd chosen Lady Olenna she would have been too old, if I'd chosen Catelyn Stark I would have been a necrophile. People are never content.
Bang: Margaery. Might as well
Marry: Elaena. SO nice, so beautiful, 11/10
Kill: Mira. Don't like her.
Bang Mira , Marry Gwyn, Kill Ludd.
Loved this comment.
While I wouldn't kill Mira if she wasn't a POV character I wouldn't pay much attention to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONN-0uoTHI
Bang Mira, Marry Elaena, Kill Gryff.
Bang Gwyn, Marry Beskha, Kill Mira
Bang Jon, Marry Asher, Kill Ludd
I get what you mean about marrying Talia, that scene where she helps Rodrik, she seems like wife material... Probably have to wait a couple of years though
Bang: Stannis - he's so repressed that if you could get him to unclench for a minute, i bet he'd be a great lay.
Marry: Arya - favorite character by far, we could spend our marriage roaming the Riverlands picking off stray Freys
Kill: Reek/Theon - cuz the poor guy should be put out of his misery.
Too easy.
Bang: Asher - super hot tough guy, nuff said
Marry: Jon Snow - I always wanted to be a Stark too
Kill: Ludd Whitehill - there is no effing way i would ever let this creep touch me. Ever. For any reason.
Imagine what kind of person she'll be all grown up.
Bang, Yara Greyjoy.
She is not that hot but personally i find her extremely attractive.
Marry, Osha.
She is cute wilding as the same as Yara she is generally not hot but i find her also extremely nice
Kill, Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
I think i would be not able to kill him in a fair fight but the reason i want to kill him is because he killed my favorite character The Red Viper!
Kill him from a distance to be doubly sure that doesn't happen.
3x Dany
Inspired by Littlefinger