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Most Dangerous Object(s) You Can Reach Without Leaving Your Chair

TOASTTOAST
edited July 2009 in General Chat
What is The Most Dangerous Object(s) you can reach without leaving your chair?
Mine are:
A giant over sized pen
A Sneaker
A USB Mouse and
A box full of food sealer refills (don't ask..)
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  • NimeniNimeni
    edited July 2009
    nail clippers
    scissors
    eiffel tower statue
    a surprising amount of blunt objects
    A Vlad Tepes plate (he kills by creepiness)
    giant, sharp pencil . . .

    Holy Crap! I'm surrounded by danger!
  • jp-30jp-30
    edited July 2009
    coffee table and a bottle of wine. Could drown (someone) in the aquarium if I could get their head in the water.
  • GrinxGrinx
    edited July 2009
    a bottle of salt, aaaaaaaaaaaaah my eyes.
    a fork, eeeek I can imagine that stuck in many places.
    an electric cord, strangulation electrocution :(
    vacuum cleaner, no comment
    a glass, can get crashed into sharp pieces.
    a spoon, can cause severe headpain if slapped into a head.
  • Lord-zLord-z
    edited July 2009
    Some wire, I guess. And I reckon that I could throw that cordless phone pretty hard.
  • der_ketzerder_ketzer
    edited July 2009
    A knive
  • MussKattMussKatt
    edited July 2009
    An eagle totem that was given to me by my mother.
    A screwdriver.
    A electric drill.

    A copy of Jaws for the nintendo 8bit. I think that's the most dangerous.
  • natlinxznatlinxz
    edited July 2009
    iMac, apple remote, candle, wallet, a million blank dvds. ooooooooh! Dangerous!
  • PabOuPabOu
    edited July 2009
    a computer with internet access
    phones
    plastic forks
    screwdriver
    everything to write a letter and post it (except the mailbox)
  • Captain SugarCaptain Sugar
    edited July 2009
    I use a standing desk... in ur face
  • wefeelgroovewefeelgroove
    edited July 2009
    I bet my lava lamp would hurt if I hit somebody with it.
  • Mad MaryMad Mary
    edited July 2009
    My notebook, my printer, a porcelain coffee cup, an empty glass, a pile of books... a pen and a pile of empty paper sheets!
  • corruptbigginscorruptbiggins
    edited July 2009
    a lighter
    a pack of cigarettes
    a heavy glass ashtray
    a screwdriver
    various pens (they're pointy!)
    a corkscrew
    a tub full of push pins
  • GraywingGraywing
    edited July 2009
    lets see what lethal things I can reach in my office..

    - Macbook pro
    - a mug filled with hot tea
    - airco remote
    - 2 hefty intel coolers
    - supermicro X6DA8 motherboard
  • 16_BIT_MARIO116_BIT_MARIO1
    edited July 2009
    -A bunch of wires that I could strangle someone with
    -Several blunt objects
    -A giant printer/scanner/fax machine thing
    -Several pens and pencils
  • DrRocketGeniusDrRocketGenius
    edited July 2009
    My router
    A clock in a glass case
    Pens
    USB Drive
    Paperclips
  • kbogle24kbogle24
    edited July 2009
    My hands are registered as deadly weapons.... :cool:
  • ZoulzZoulz
    edited July 2009
    tire iron
    collector's edition of world of warcraft expansions (x3)
    envelop opener shaped like a sword
    resident evil 4 chainsaw controller
    pointy toothbrush (in plastic wrapping)
  • DarkStar RunnerDarkStar Runner
    edited July 2009
    Pencil Sharpener, fork, heavy iron stand with many videogames, computer, mouse, headphones, Wooden box with DS games in it, heavy flashlight, Paperclips, my dog.

    Yep. :D
  • Hyperactive German GuybrushHyperactive German Guybrush
    edited July 2009
    A cup, a heater, a N64 game (Zelda: OoT), another chair, one of those old Gameboys, my cableless Gamecube, and lots of pencils. Oh, and my Lappy. It has long cables...
  • HaydenHayden
    edited July 2009
    The Internet! There's some dangerous stuff on there!
  • RoundheadpoliceRoundheadpolice
    edited July 2009
    I'm in bed at the moment, with a pen knife under my pillow. But I also have a bottle of vodka which probably makes me more dangerous. Mix the 2 together and I'll be attacking you with a screwdriver!
  • tredlowtredlow
    edited July 2009
    Well, objects aren't dangerous for what they are, but dangerous for who is holding them.

    For me, a keyboard, a mouse, a revolver that I can touch with my toe, and this pencil sharpener; those wood shavings can sting.
  • OsterOster
    edited July 2009
    Ipod USB cord
    Measuring tape
    Needle-nose pliers
    A screwdriver
    A bottle opener
    My pocket knife
    A pen
    A stapler
    A beer bottle
    A SIG P226 I keep in my drawer
    The K-98 rifle on the wall beside me...

    .... damn, now that I think about it, this is a dangerous place to sleep .....
  • BadwolfBadwolf
    edited July 2009
    I guess it depends how hard I throw/swing them but

    Pringles Tin
    Gamepad
    Lamp
    Laptop power brick
    Monkey Island 1-3 case
    Pillow
    and a fan.
  • zmallyzmally
    edited July 2009
    A CCTV system watching [censored].. I'm at work! Internet on yer phone's the best thing since fish growing legs and walking out of the sea!
  • smashingsmashing
    edited July 2009
    A Zion emblem; a pile of useless lottery tickets; a headphone tube amp; a razor; a rope; two energy saving bulbs; an assortment of lotions and four pairs of scissors.

    I also have lots of anime figurines around me to scare you to death. :P
  • britt12334britt12334
    edited July 2009
    salicylic acid
    bottle of pills
    printer
    pencil
    camera
  • elaine treepwoodelaine treepwood
    edited July 2009
    stapler
    can of lynx body spray
    nunchaku
  • bhxobbhxob
    edited July 2009
    Knife.
    Wrench.
    Corkscrew.
    Deb/Credit Card.
    Archaic Slide Rule.
    Remote hole punch.
  • CageyJayCageyJay
    edited July 2009
    Pane of archival glass
    1 TB external hard drive
    Near-unlimited supply of pens in a rolly-bin
    Pane of desk glass
    Paper shredder (cross cut)

    And the knowledge/ability to use them. There's some other stuff that could serve as a distraction, too. :)
  • purple_monkfishpurple_monkfish
    edited July 2009
    Scissors, a modelling/dentists tool with scalpel blade, a pair of earrings (don't ask), a wooden toy car, a large heavy clay tankard filled with pennies, two remote control daleks, a desk lamp, a wooden candle holder thing (heavy), several glass photo frames... ooo and a plastic bag! Also, and entire pencil case of sharp and/or broken pencils and pens. Oh! and a drawer full of cables (for throttling purposes)

    I suppose I could also geek someone to death with my magic the gathering cards lol. Or scare them with my boyz dolls, which are just chilling on my shelf when not being chewed on by a toddler. I don't think the plushies could hurt anyone, not even the plague doctor puppet. OOO I also have a hole punch! YAY!
  • Guy in a BoxGuy in a Box
    edited July 2009
    Polish remover (imagine having that sprayed in your eyes), a few mechanical pencils, a highlighter, a few homemade CDs, a heavy piece of clay art that I drew Homsar on, earbuds, a CD case filled with a bunch of old crappy CD-ROMs, paper, Office Depot cleaning spray, earbuds, a few hardcover books, and a wireless router.
  • UWWJediUWWJedi
    edited July 2009
    Oh man, I'm going to have to go fix a computer in one of our other departments so that I can say "bio-hazard disposal unit." Pop the top off that beast and 'blamo!'

    As it stands though, all I have in reach is our office mascot, a plush giant killer squid with freakin' lasers strapped to its head. But it's plush. And the lasers are just pointers.
  • Gman5852Gman5852
    edited July 2009
    Well, considering I'm sitting on a wheelchair,
    my xbox 360 and games(disc can cut you and 360 can damage your head when dropped on)
    A lamp made of glass(shatter)
    sharp pencils(stabby)
    a pencil sharpener (add to the pain)
    a stapler(I know someone who had to go to the hostpital from this)
    thats about it thats dangerous here
  • RobDRobD
    edited July 2009
    2 lightsabers
    a fold up chair (does that count, as I'd have to stand up to use it?)
    steel toe-capped boots
    a 7 string guitar (heavy metal'd to death!)
    an open window
    a rather nasty smelling pair of socks I just took off
  • nikasaurnikasaur Telltale Alumni
    edited July 2009
    I have an assortment of safety pins...

    and a glass vase.

    And a headache, which makes the former 2 much more dangerous.
  • TookiGuyTookiGuy
    edited July 2009
    I'd make a really bad, immature, sexual joke but...
    A guitar + Amplifier. That's really all that I can hurt myself with...
  • NovotnusNovotnus
    edited July 2009
    A pack of ciggys (smoking kills)
    A pile (smoking kills)
    A pack of tobacco (smoking kills)
    An alarm clock (sometimes I want to kill myself when it rings)
    A lighter
    An Emperor Palpatine action figure (he was a dangerous man...)
    Scissors
    A walking stick (it's just for fun)
    A piratey toy parrot
    EDIT:
    Lots of papers. Who knows what's on them?
    My girlfriend. Well, I can't really reach her, as she plays on the other computer, but she's still dangerous. Like a long-range wepon.
  • StrongBadinatorStrongBadinator
    edited July 2009
    Hmm... I got that M16 mounted on the wall, but I have no idea where I left the ammo. Ah, well. I could whack somebody in da face.
  • ShaggEShaggE
    edited July 2009
    Cigs and lighter
    Acoustic guitar (not that deadly, but the steel strings are)
    Soda cans (death by 1000 cuts!)
    Webcam screwed into a block of wood (don't ask)
    Styrofoam cup (Killing the environment)
    Many, many cords
    My monitor (this thing is huge)
    My PC tower
    My other PC tower
    Steak knife
    Wireless phone (batteries can explode, y'know)


    I could go on and technically list every single object in the general vicinity (anything is deadly with a little creativity), but I'm too lazy.
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