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All Hail Vice President Dumpy!

Potato_LoverPotato_Lover
in Tales from the Borderlands

Attention, Helios staff! As his first course of action, Rhys, President of Hyperion, promotes Atlas drone Dumpy to Vice President. In numerous displays of undisputed loyalty, Dumpy saved our President's life and proved to be of outstanding assistance as Body Guard, Scout and Disciplinarian. He utterly and completely removed the slightest hints of doubt about the legitimacy to act in his newly found position, regarding his Atlas heritage and skills of communication and is to be looked at and treated with the respect he deserves. In related affairs, President Rhys is currently making preparations in making his other faithful brother in arms Loader Bot (name pending) Supreme General of Hyperion's Private Robotic Military Firm. Thank you for your attention, that will be all.

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