I wanna play! I want to be a talking Goose named Prime Minister Percival Quackerton whose main priority is acquiring bread. Plz let me play. Also, how realistic must this be? Can we have robot-cyborg-ninjas?
A figure emerges from the woods. He is running toward the camp as fast as he can. He is holding his hands up and has no gun on his person. He is wearing a short sleeve white shirt and brown shorts. One man points a gun at him. "Don't shoot! My friend needs help!" he says. They look at him and he has a gash on his leg and bruises on his face."Who are you?" Wyatt asks. "The names Chet" he replies.
Another figure runs frantically towards Chet, this one wearing a baseball cap similar to Nick's. Unknown Person: Chet, don't go running off like..... He trails off as his eyeballs drift towards Clementine. Unknown: Cle- Clem? It's me, Kenny. Do you remember me?
The majestic Goose examined the humans from his hiding place. The small child and the bearded man stood there looking at each other in shock. The Goose was named Percival and he couldn't help but think that the man would look more awesome with a Godlike 'Stache. Percival waited for the right time to approach. He needed them for something of the utmost importance...
Percival decided this was as good a moment as any. He left his shrub and quacked several times in order to draw the humans' attention. "Humans, I greet you. I have something important to tell you all."
Panting is heard from the bushes behind the goose.
A dog is slowly approaching to the goose, on his collar is to read the name "Sam".
With hungry eyes he observes the goose.
The Goose approached the dog, who had vitriol dripping from his rabid mouth. "I greet you, dog. It appears you wish to digest me. Instead I will make you an offer: You and I will have a break dance contest... TO THE DEATH! There will be one winner. If I win, you shall be transformed into a loaf of bread. If you win, you may do with my corpse what you wish. So how about it?"
the Dog looks at the strange Goose, unfortunately he does not understand a word the goose is saying, and gets hungrier with each passing min… moreute
jumps at the goose and eats it in one piece (sorry bro xD)
full and satisfied the dog trots in the direction of the humans
Sam: woof?
Percival Quackerton used his fire breath to burn the dog from the inside out. The dog then did his best doge impression. "Ow. Such pain. So sore. Much agony." At that moment, Percival tore Sam's stomach open and jumped out. He spoke. "Hello again, humans. Now that there are no more distractions, I can tell you why I require your assistance."
Percival Quackerton used his fire breath to burn the dog from the inside out. The dog then did his best doge impression. "Ow. Such pain. So … moresore. Much agony." At that moment, Percival tore Sam's stomach open and jumped out. He spoke. "Hello again, humans. Now that there are no more distractions, I can tell you why I require your assistance."
"What did you just say, you racist hillbilly douchebag?!?! Ugh, it doesn't matter. Humans, I have discovered a building full to the brim with delicious bread. However, it is guarded by a dozen robot-cyborg-ninjas. I need your assistance if I am to sucessfully retrieve the bread. I will allow you to have some. Will you help me battle the RCNs?"
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You hear many shots in the distance( behind the group). But you cant see who or how many it is.
Eddie: Wyatt did you just hear that?
Larry: I knew we couldn't trust these fuckers!
Wyatt: Wait, it's coming from the woods.
A figure emerges from the woods. He is running toward the camp as fast as he can. He is holding his hands up and has no gun on his person. He is wearing a short sleeve white shirt and brown shorts. One man points a gun at him. "Don't shoot! My friend needs help!" he says. They look at him and he has a gash on his leg and bruises on his face."Who are you?" Wyatt asks. "The names Chet" he replies.
God forbid we spice things up a bit. And you aren't the OP.
Hey Azlyn, do you mind if I play?
Anyone can play man...
Another figure runs frantically towards Chet, this one wearing a baseball cap similar to Nick's. Unknown Person: Chet, don't go running off like..... He trails off as his eyeballs drift towards Clementine. Unknown: Cle- Clem? It's me, Kenny. Do you remember me?
^ What Arthur said
I created this thread for us all to bond and do this together. Of COURSE you can play with us! I'd appreciate it, too!
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Thanks for keeping it up, guys!
The majestic Goose examined the humans from his hiding place. The small child and the bearded man stood there looking at each other in shock. The Goose was named Percival and he couldn't help but think that the man would look more awesome with a Godlike 'Stache. Percival waited for the right time to approach. He needed them for something of the utmost importance...
Kenny: Hey Larry, didn't I crush you with a salt lick?
Percival decided this was as good a moment as any. He left his shrub and quacked several times in order to draw the humans' attention. "Humans, I greet you. I have something important to tell you all."
Panting is heard from the bushes behind the goose.
A dog is slowly approaching to the goose, on his collar is to read the name "Sam".
With hungry eyes he observes the goose.
Sam: growl
The Goose approached the dog, who had vitriol dripping from his rabid mouth. "I greet you, dog. It appears you wish to digest me. Instead I will make you an offer: You and I will have a break dance contest... TO THE DEATH! There will be one winner. If I win, you shall be transformed into a loaf of bread. If you win, you may do with my corpse what you wish. So how about it?"
the Dog looks at the strange Goose, unfortunately he does not understand a word the goose is saying, and gets hungrier with each passing minute
jumps at the goose and eats it in one piece (sorry bro xD)
full and satisfied the dog trots in the direction of the humans
Sam: woof?
...
The Goose, against all odds, had survived being eaten. He adjusted to life in the dog's stomach immediately, and began to plan his escape.
damn, that goose must have been teached by bear grylls xD
waiting for the escape
Percival Quackerton used his fire breath to burn the dog from the inside out. The dog then did his best doge impression. "Ow. Such pain. So sore. Much agony." At that moment, Percival tore Sam's stomach open and jumped out. He spoke. "Hello again, humans. Now that there are no more distractions, I can tell you why I require your assistance."
Sam, against all odds, had survived beeing burned and tored apart...
xD nah - sorry. I just couldn't resist. U win Percival Quackerton - this time <.<
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Someone post something new, damn it! I can't post twice in a row. That's crazy.
I guess this thread has run its course. :L
But we didn't even introduce the robot-cyborg-ninjas!!!
Another thread, then?
nah,I guess we'll continue discussing on this thread
Kenny: We could always use another Duck in the group.
"What did you just say, you racist hillbilly douchebag?!?! Ugh, it doesn't matter. Humans, I have discovered a building full to the brim with delicious bread. However, it is guarded by a dozen robot-cyborg-ninjas. I need your assistance if I am to sucessfully retrieve the bread. I will allow you to have some. Will you help me battle the RCNs?"
Ben: hey Kenny, how's it hanging. Sorry bout your family.
That goose better not drink his own piss
Kenny: Let's see what the group thinks. I vote we help the duck.
"I'm not a fucking- oh forget it. So yay or nay on the help?'
Kenny: "Do they have medical supplies?"
"They have some. Not a lot, but some. They could help for a little while, I guess."
Kenny: Chet, what do you think?
"We could... Percival seems nice but..." Chet stops and whispers into Kenny's ear "He could be a spy. I say we eat him."
"I can quack and distract walkers for you all. I can run fast and am immune to bites. I am nothing but a bonus for your group."
Kenny: Chet, you want to eat everything. I say we help him. If he is telling the truth, we will have loads of food and meds on our hands.
Helloooooo? (echoechoecho) I guess nobody is here....... Percival? Ben? ANYBODY?!?!?!? (OOC)