And, i dunno. Big bro wanna play his own games, and sometimes we play together, and scream at each other's computer screens. And i sometimes show lil' bro how to play games, and he's like "woooooow" and yeah. We're just annoying each other mosta the time. Being the only girl in a family of five, where 3 of the members are boys, makes you act not as lady-like as people would like.
And i don't give a shit about what those people like.
Kill bitches and headcrabs . But then again, me and my sister are kinda close to eachother, and she has a PC, so I try to show her MMO games and such, but none that's worth mentioning (unless WoW, TWD and Dota)
Cool. I'm glad you and your lil' sis get along :P
And, i dunno. Big bro wanna play his own games, and sometimes we play together, and scr… moreeam at each other's computer screens. And i sometimes show lil' bro how to play games, and he's like "woooooow" and yeah. We're just annoying each other mosta the time. Being the only girl in a family of five, where 3 of the members are boys, makes you act not as lady-like as people would like.
And i don't give a shit about what those people like.
Except mom.
Love ya, mom!
I was raised by my Father, my Mother left before I was born.
I was going to join the debate team but someone talked me out of it.
If a foot fetishist cheats on his wife, does that mean he "got off on the wrong foot"?
i wasnt offended at all,i just usually like to point out the eh joke because i never use that word.Im sure some canadians do,but the thing i do like though,is that maple sirup MAPLE FRENCH TOAST CRUNCH i usually say hein,its a french word i use when i talk to my friends,and when i talk english i say huh or what.Nobody here knows this,but my first language is french which could explain some lack of grammar sometimes,i go to a french school,and all.
Meh, we all have harmless fetishes. I personally love light freckles on a gal. I try not to judge. As long as it's harmless, do whatever you want, I say.
I thought I'd contribute to the pick-up line part of this thread. Here are some of the worst ones I've heard when I'm out getting drinks with my friends:
I'm gay, but you'd turn me straight.
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I seem to have lost my phone number, mind if I borrow yours?
...I could keep going, but then it just starts to get sad.
Yes...I like shooter games and generally gaming too.I wish I had a little brother so we I could teach him how to play or something like that.Plays track But at least I got my friends!
I thought I'd contribute to the pick-up line part of this thread. Here are some of the worst ones I've heard when I'm out getting drinks wit… moreh my friends:
* I'm gay, but you'd turn me straight.
* Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
* If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
* I seem to have lost my phone number, mind if I borrow yours?
...I could keep going, but then it just starts to get sad.
"I thought I'd start writing a film script about a guy who uses his special recipe involving lemons to create a lucrative confectionery business. Unfortunately, the ending was bittersweet."
"How do you make a can stressed? Get it shaken up!"
"If the next Hunger Games movie became a crossover with The Inbetweeners, it would still be called MockingJAY"
I could come up with more, but I'd be here all day.
Meh, we all have harmless fetishes. I personally love light freckles on a gal. I try not to judge. As long as it's harmless, do whatever you want, I say.
Meh, we all have harmless fetishes. I personally love light freckles on a gal. I try not to judge. As long as it's harmless, do whatever you want, I say.
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Cool. I'm glad you and your lil' sis get along :P
And, i dunno. Big bro wanna play his own games, and sometimes we play together, and scream at each other's computer screens. And i sometimes show lil' bro how to play games, and he's like "woooooow" and yeah. We're just annoying each other mosta the time. Being the only girl in a family of five, where 3 of the members are boys, makes you act not as lady-like as people would like.
And i don't give a shit about what those people like.
Except mom.
Love ya, mom!
XD
HELL YES, DOC WHO!!!!!!!!!!!
I accept your glorious, ceremonial upvote.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Why would you give a shit about people who want you to f*ck yourself? I have to deal with it everyday unfortunately
How gorgeous do you have to be to get Nate to rate you a 10?
You have to be drop-dead
Kenny was on the other side.
[Hug Kenny]
I was raised by my Father, my Mother left before I was born.
I was going to join the debate team but someone talked me out of it.
If a foot fetishist cheats on his wife, does that mean he "got off on the wrong foot"?
I bet the St. Johns were foot fetishists.
High five.
Not offended. Just made me feel odd because I've only said eh maybe once ever.
High five again
Double high five combo!
i wasnt offended at all,i just usually like to point out the
i usually say
ehjoke because i never use that word.Im sure some canadians do,but the thing i do like though,is that maple sirup MAPLE FRENCH TOAST CRUNCHhein,its a french word i use when i talk to my friends,and when i talk english i sayhuhorwhat.Nobody here knows this,but my first language is french which could explain some lack of grammar sometimes,i go to a french school,and all.Meh, we all have harmless fetishes. I personally love light freckles on a gal. I try not to judge. As long as it's harmless, do whatever you want, I say.
I thought I'd contribute to the pick-up line part of this thread. Here are some of the worst ones I've heard when I'm out getting drinks with my friends:
...I could keep going, but then it just starts to get sad.
Yes...I like shooter games and generally gaming too.I wish I had a little brother so we I could teach him how to play or something like that.Plays track But at least I got my friends!
Came out.
I understand XD
"I thought I'd start writing a film script about a guy who uses his special recipe involving lemons to create a lucrative confectionery business. Unfortunately, the ending was bittersweet."
"How do you make a can stressed? Get it shaken up!"
"If the next Hunger Games movie became a crossover with The Inbetweeners, it would still be called MockingJAY"
I could come up with more, but I'd be here all day.
Oh. OH!!!! Now I get it! that was actually really funny. XD
The Doctor!!!! Yays!
god! I love this show!
I am aware foot fetishes are not exclusive to cannibals.
Glad you liked it
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Perfect.
I've said this a few times before, but I feel it needs to be here.
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